KSSSST...

BWIP.

(Snake.) "Ok, we've disabled security, knocked out-"

(Raiden.) "Or killed."

(Meryl.) "Don't you mean and killed?"

(Snake.) "... The guards. We've all loaded up on ammo."

(Raiden.) "Except for the walking embodiment of pissed-ness. They didn't carry any DE ammo, and she broke her rifle."

(Meryl.) "I saved your life!"

(Raiden.) "Please, he had a ration tin. What was he going to do, feed me to death?"

(Otacon.) "Actually, over eating and gorging can have many neg-"

(Snake.) "Now's not a good time Otacon."

(Otacon.) "It's never a good time when I have lines, is it Snake?"

(Meryl.) "You could at least show some gratitude!"

(Raiden.) "For saving me from lunch? Oh yeah, thanks a lot."

(Otacon.) "Don't think I haven't noticed how you always hit Triangle whenever I have something to say."

(Snake.) "Triangle?"

(Meryl.) "Fine! The next time you need help, save yourself! Or better yet, don't."

(Raiden.) "Real clever, how long have you been waiting to dust off that old chestnut?"

(Otacon.) "And how you hit Start everytime I voice-over a cutscene!"

(Snake.) "?"

(Meryl.) "About as long as you've have breast implants."

(Raiden.) "What!"

(Snake.) "!"

(Otacon.) "What about the time you left me on Shadow Moses for the walking mental disorder?"

(Snake.) "I told you, I did it for the Infinite Ammo. I saved you the second time, didn't I?"

(Meryl.) "You heard me."

(Raiden.) "You stuck up-"

(Otacon.) "But the Stealth Camouflage makes you the ultimate sneaking agent."

(Raiden.) "Over sexed-"

(Snake.) "It doesn't work on bosses though."

(Otacon.) "Oh... Right."

(Raiden.) "Flat chested-"

(Snake.) "Hey, did anyone remember to disable the video cameras?"

(Raiden.) "Half brained-"

(Otacon.) "I thought you took care of that?"

(Snake.) "When? I was busy with the guards, I didn't have the time."

(Raiden.) "Nose hair tweezing-"

(Otacon.) "Snake, you snuck around for six minutes before you even noticed a single guard there."

(Snake.) "Yeah, and I didn't want to attract any unwanted attention."

(Raiden.) "Back hair waxing-"

(Otacon.) "Snake, you've got a silencer, remember?"

(Snake.) "Uhhh, no, not really, no."

(Raiden.) "Make-up smeared-"

(Otacon.) "What do you mean 'No'?"

(Snake.) "I mean 'No', as in, I didn't pick it up."

(Raiden.) "Lotion slathered-"

(Otacon.) "What! Why not?"

(Snake.) "The gun just looks cooler without the silencer attached. Sounds better too."

(Raiden.) "Deadbeat, runaway-"

(Otacon.) "Now you're just being stupid."

(Snake.) "I wouldn't expect you to understand."

(Raiden.) "Half thought-out-"

(Otacon.) "Now what's that supposed to mean?"

(Snake.) "Well, you're a support character. You just don't understand what it means to be out in the field."

(Raiden.) "Poorly drawn-"

(Otacon.) "I was in the field on the Big Shell."

(Snake.) "That doesn't count."

(Raiden.) "Low poly-count-"

(Otacon.) "What? Why not?"

(Snake.) "Because you're never a Player Character."

(Raiden.) "Over pixelated-"

(Otacon.) "Urgh. Look, that doesn't matter right now, just go back and get the silencer."

(Snake.) "Uh, I can't."

(Raiden.) "Low resolution-"

(Otacon.) "What? Why not!"

(Snake.) "Because it's one of those areas you can't get back to once you leave."

(Raiden.) "Mono-chrome toned-"

(Otacon.) "...You're kidding."

(Snake.) "Nope, it says so right in the guide."

(Raiden.) "High contrast BITCH!"

(Otacon.) "!"

(Snake.) "!"

(Meryl.) "Oooohhhhh, that does it. You're a dead man now!"

(Otacon/Snake.) "Uh-oh."

(Raiden.) "Hey, what're you doing with that rifle?"

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(Liquid.) "Are they ever going to stop bickering and open the bloody door? I can't stand here posing dramatically like this all day."

(Ocelot.) "Wait, it's just getting interesting. I think the girl is going to try cracking open the deliveryboy's skull."

(Liquid.) "Do we even need a radio to talk to each other?"

(Ocelot.) "?"