Based on a roleplaying game conducted by a friend of mine by the name of Rafael dos Anjos(AKA, GM or simply master) and played by Hugo Damas, Mário Abreu, Carlos Monteiro, Fred Freitas e Fábio Fontes.
What do I mean by that? The story you are about to read is based on a roleplaying game that me and my friends currently play, Rafael adapted a story from the series Naruto where several more characters exist, including two new very powerful Jonin level senseis. I will be leaving you commentaries to certain funny trivia they will be marked as such: # (hopefully funny) trivia comment#
All plots and secondary characters were thought out by Rafael, all actions and dialogues of the respective characters are responsibility of their players. Obviously it's based on the Naruto world so everything else is due credit to its respective creator:
The family Naokiren is made up by Hugo Damas in league with the GM's ideas(ps. Way before Yamato ever showed up):
Kurokawa(made up name) Tatsuya – Mario
Naokiren Katsuo – Me.
Hyuga Kinzoku – Fred.
Raijin - Fontes.
Hyuga Katashi – Carlos.
Have fun!
also, check www.factorx.pt/legendarycomics/Imagetest/Menu3.htm for images of some of our original characters! :)
At day break, they woke up. Making sure there was no one around, they spoke up.
"Katsuo, Tatsuya, you alive?"
"yep."
"Freakin' bugs." Tatsuya complained, breaking his Henge. "I'm going to catch some fish."
"Wait, we shouldn't be out like this."
"Well, I can't very well catch fish as a squirrel, now can I?"
"But those guys may still be after us." Katsuo pointed out.
"Bah, ok. Henge!" Tatsuya complied.
Smoke cleared and he had transformed into the figure of an old frail man.
"Katashi, you be my wife, Katsuo, you'll be the grandchild."
"Hum…ok." Katsuo also complied, "henging" himself into a littler kid. After a few seconds they looked back at Katashi who was still a squirrel.
"I won't be your freakin' wife. You be the wife!"
"For God's sakes! Fine, stay a squirrel then." Tatsuya turned his back on him and went to fish out some food. Katsuo commented.
"It's just a cover, Katashi. You wouldn't really be…"
"Shut up. Grrr, HENGE!" He shouted, turning into an old woman with a weak back. He walked normally. "I'll make a fire."
"I'll gather some of my type of food." Katsuo let them know, in a low tone.
Soon enough, they were eating. It was relatively peaceful and tranquil though too much silence was set. It was obvious none of the members had anything to say to each other, they just ate away in awkward silence, chewing and swallowing to make up sound.
After a bit more, as they were finishing their meal, someone laughed out loud in the forest. They both stopped their feeding motion, looking at the source of the noise slightly alarmed and attentive. It was getting closer, few more moments and they were sure it was coming their way. The sound was coming from two men talking crap out loud, saying something apparently funny and laughing at it.
"Just act your parts…" Tatsuya whispered, just as four men group left the tree line, having already notice them.
The way they were dressed made it evident they were bandits; they approached wearing the sly, superior smiles of an easy theft.
"Well well well, what do we have here?!" Their apparent leader asked. "An old couple and their grandson; are you having a good time now?"
"Please…" Tatsuya said, in a tired old voice. "We don't want any trouble."
"Us neither." The apparent joker voiced out, from behind. "No one ever wants trouble, right? Heheh."
"So, do you have any money on you? Or're you up for some broken bones?" The leader asked, showing a bully like smile.
"Good thing our plan always works." Katashi said, in his old frail female voice. Neither Katashi nor Katsuo reacted to that expecting some smart follow up.
The old woman got up and then screamed and growled as she transformed into a bear.
"AND I'S GETTIN' HUNGRY TOO!" Katashi added, in a monstrous voice.
One of the four men screamed like a girl and ran away; the other simply backed up, intimidated but still using their heads, trying to figure out if this was some kinda trick.
But Katsuo finished their hopes when he mentioned:
"Yehhh… lunch." He 'henged' into a little bear of his height, a little more cute and cuddly which worked for his benefit for it convinced the bandits that they were, in fact, dealing with bear like demons since turning into an inoffensive, cute bear wouldn't make sense if they were just trying to scare them away. The truth was, Katsuo had messed up his henge.
They screamed and fled as the three, upon a decent distance, transformed back laughing.
All three of them laugh pretty hard, sitting so it wouldn't hurt so much. Of all the ninja technique applications one could use to avoid a fight, this had to be the craziest one of them all. But soon they stopped.
"Well, we should be on our way now, lest they come back with reinforcements." Tatsuya commented.
"Right. Henge!" Katashi said, turning into a squirrel. "Let's go up and flying."
"Henge." Katsuo and Tatsuya both shouted, Katsuo adding. "I think it's more like…ya know, to plane."
"Shut up smartass." Tatsuya reacted, jumping off.
"Right, take point Tatsuya. You cover our back Katsuo." Katashi 'led' jumping ahead of Katsuo who followed voicing out nothing but a weak "hey…"
So like the wind the three squirrels hurried on and on towards Konoha's main gate, they jumped and leaped and 'planed' all throughout the forest, running into no more troubles than before.
With the gate in sight, they landed and transformed back, running towards their Genin goal. With the gate at the horizon, they are met with yet another challenge; out of nowhere, shurikens came flying at them.
"An attack!" Katashi warned, jumping to the side. Tatsuya jumped right and Katsuo jumped back. More kunais flew at Katsuo and he, unable to tell the source, kept evading them by jumping backwards. Tatsuya immediately did two bushins and had them disperse with him, witnessing an enemy nin fall where the three stood the moment before.
Katashi assumed a fighting position and waited. Separated, they were now on solo battles.
A shuriken cut Katsuo at his side when he stopped long enough to see where they were coming from.
"Ack!" He reacted, jumping to the side and throwing some shurikens of his own. A ninja jumped out of the tree and landed in front of him.
"Why're you attacking us?" Katsuo asked, figuring they were with the former group.
Silent, he threw a kunai. Katsuo jumped to the side and threw one back but his foe leapt to the side again and threw a shuriken and Katsuo used a tree he had just rammed against and jumped off it throwing three shurikens.
"Kawarimi!" The enemy shouted, showing up behind Katsuo and delivering a kick that connected.
"Agh!" Katsuo's sent flying against a tree but regained balance, flipped and hit the tree with his feet; he leant down and jumped for a roll avoiding another shuriken throw and throwing two shuriken of his which hit the enemy in the belly.
"Ugh!"
Tatsuya's enemy jumped after a bushin, punching him into inexistence and getting a shuriken on him because of that. Noticing where the shuriken had come from, he jumped at Tatsuya throwing a kunai that cut Tatsuya mildly even though he dodged; Landing, Tatsuya made three more clones, taking advantage of the smoke to clear out definitely; the enemy picked another Tatsuya at random again, a bushin.
Meanwhile, a guy attacked Katashi from above; he simply span around leaving the man's reach and thrust at him hitting his arm.
"Gah!" The enemy groaned, it was hard to fight a byakugan since any and all physical contacts were twice as damaging and mostly stunners; loosing strength in his arm, he threw a kick which Katashi tried to defend but didn't manage the strength too, loosing balance. The man hence punched with his good arm and hit Katashi in the face.
"Ah, not so tough are ya?" He asked.
"humpf…" Katashi replied, spitting a pint of blood and smirking back. The enemy threw another punch but Katashi ducked and hit him with his open palm on the stomach.
"Ugh…" The man, immovable for a few moments, simply witnessed as Katashi rapidly stood up, bringing his knee with him and hitting the man at the same time with his elbow.
Elbow and knee to the head; the man fell down defeated but not unconscious.
"Facing a Hyuuga in close combat, you MUST be kidding." He kicked him on the head, rendering him unconscious. "Damn deserter. I should kill you here, but my allies must be getting their asses handed out to them, those losers."
Meanwhile…
"UFF!!" Tatsuya was kicked unto a tree, two clones vanishing where he had stood and the enemy finishing off a spinning kick. He landed and charged Tatsuya who threw three shurikens at him but the man ducked and rammed Tatsuya against the tree.
"UfffF!!" Close combat bitch, if was by a river…FINE!
Ultimate rage poured out of Tatsuya as he clenched his fists together and brought down on the man's head but the man jumped behind throwing three kunais at Tatsuya while he makes more bushins. This time, five Tatsuyas left from the puff of smoke.
"Bushins again?! Is that all you can fuckin' do??"
Hiding behind a tree, Tatsuya removed a kunai from his belly…bastard…I'll show you how a ninja fights. He concentrated.
One of his bushins henged into one of the three he had seen earlier, the one Katsuo was fighting. The bushin jumped next to his enemy.
"Oh, hey." His enemy greeted. "You done with the Naokiren boy?" How does he know Katsuo?! Tatsuya thought, as the bushin nodded.
He thus looked down and right from the tree and, as expected, the guy had his back turned towards him.
Meanwhile…Katsuo's foe did some weird seals and concentrated. Katsuo felt the ground trembling and thus jumped topside unto a tree branch. His enemy grunted upset and jumped too, throwing some shurikens.
Wait a minute; he's been keeping his distance.
"Kawarimi!" Katsuo shouted.
The shurikens hit him but he turned into a log whilst the real Katsuo showed up to the guy's right, jumping at him clenching his hands on two kunais.
On Tatsuya's side, his enemy talked to his bushin.
"So yeah, help me finish off this one then, he's always cloning and hiding. Regular clones though; he doesn't seem to be very stron…"
He interrupted himself for noticing a shift in the wind from being cut by a blade, as well as faint rustle on some leafs…behind him. He turned around and immediately covered his face, taking 4 kunais in his torso.
"UGH!" He crouched. "You little snot!"
He took off the kunais and looked for Tatsuya, four of them jumped at him and he thus threw the four kunais at them. They all blew in puffs of smoke and he was too late to see an attack from the top, Tatsuya was about to ram him hard against the ground.
In the mean time, back at Katsuo's fight, he deadlocked against his foe with his right kunai, bringing his left to shrew his belly open but the man reacted quickly hitting his right away and immediately hitting the left.
Whoah, way faster than me! Katsuo noticed, jumping back and throwing his kunais at him, one of which connected.
The man threw shurikens back at Katsuo in mid flight "Kawarimi!" and he was gone. Landing on a tree branch to the side, Katsuo sighed heavily, tired…
The close combat guy, though, looked up at Tatsuya and smirked, side-stepping to avoid his reach whilst spinning around and connecting the back of his hand with Tatsuya's torso.
"ahhhh" Tatsuya again went flying, hitting a tree.
"You look like a long range type. Why did you charge me?"
"Diversion." A voice stated from behind him.
Katashi was there, 5 feet away from him. He thrust, again ducking below his counter-punch and hitting his stomach with his open palm, hand turned sideways.
Jyuuken!
"UFF!" he brought the palm up like that to do a modified uppercut and then span around to catch an already dizzy opponent in with a kick to the legs, bringing him down; following the motion, he let himself fall with an elbow to the gut, knocking the man down. When he got up, Tatsuya was already walking towards him, limping.
"Wow, good thing I was here huh?" Katashi teased.
"That was my kill, asshole." Tatsuya said, in all seriousness. "Why don't you go steal Katsuo's kill too?"
"Yeah, I'll do that." A rustle in the tree branches, they looked up at the probable third enemy that had beaten Katsuo but they instead see Katsuo himself, grasping his belly, leaning on the main branch with his free hand.
"Oh, glad you're okay." Katsuo said, coughing a bit of blood afterwards.
"AH!" Katashi reacted. "Congratulations Tatsuya, you got out-staged by the leaf boy." He mocked.
Tatsuya glared at Katsuo in anger and looked to the side. "He better enjoy it, it won't last forever."
"Tatsuya, you're hurt!" Katsuo noticed, jumping down. "I can try some…."
"No touchy." Tatsuya said. "I'll just walk it off, ya pussy. Konoha's right there, let's just go.
"Yeah, we should get Tatsuya and yourself to a medic nin so C'mon." Katashi pushed on, adding "You losers.".
They thus sped as much as they could, wounded as they were, towards Konoha. Soon they were close enough to make out the sensei who waited for them
"Hey sensei, we did it. We did it." Katsuo gladly said as they approached Shinta.
"Well, congratulations. I acknowledge you as Genins." Shinta said, opening their arms but as they got close, he pushed them all back with swift arm movements. "Not. Gotta cross the gate, kiddies." #YES, HE DID JUST THAT. I am not making this up. It gets worse.#
"What? C'mon!" Katashi complained. "Fine."
He jumped over Shinta but he threw his sword above to which Katashi tried a kawarimi but wasn't fast enough, getting hit by the handle on the head, thrown back and crashing on the ground.
Tatsuya was lying down, moaning in pain and Katsuo could barely breathe, so tired that he was. He dashed towards the gate but Shinta pushed him back with force. Meanwhile Tatsuya started crawling his way with what he had left and Katashi tried to circle through the right. Shinta made a shadow clone and held his foot up, placing it on Tatsuya's head so he couldn't get across; the clone stood in front of Katashi. Katsuo walked, sneakily by the left even though he was completely in sight.
"I'm just kidding, you pass." Shinta suddenly said, clone disappearing and letting Katsuo cross the gate. "Congratulations, you are now officially Genins."
He smiled at his broken down, injured and tired students. #just picture it for a moment: sunset, a kind warm and proud smile from Shinta… the camera zooms off and shows a ninja passed out in front of him with a small puddle of blood growing from under him, a second ninja bruised and beaten to his left and another disoriented to the point where he is, at this moment, running against the wall or should I say crashing? Ouch.
And that, my fair readers, is one of our best mission accomplished moments….#
THANK YOU FOR READING! Please review! :D
And that's that. Hope you've enjoyed it and had some fun. That's all I got already done. Now, what's this Naokiren family? What's the deal with the Haku wanna be? All to be explained in the next chapter. Next up is the acquirement of some real jutsos, for me and Tatsuya. And then, little spoiler, we go off to snow country to fight some baddies which is when Raijin and Kinzoko will be making their appearance. I'll keep on writing as long as you keep on reading. ;)
Cheers,
Kuzcopia.