"JEISA POTTER! Get your lazy arse down here now!" Sirius Black from the bottom of the stairs loudly for once hoping his goddaughter would hear him.

Really he hated her name, Jeisa, it really ached him to yell it but there was really no choice. It had been that or god knows what other crazy name Lily had had picked out.

Lily Evans Black was his wife…his gorgeous, sexy, great-in-bed wife.

"AYCARUMBA!" He heard his sixteen-year-old goddaughter say as she slid down the banister and almost onto his hand if hadn't pulled it back in time. She looked just like her mother in every way. There wasn't a spot of his best friend. Which made it easier for him to look at her really. Except for the fact she had the most peculiar looking gray eyes.

"Stop saying that or I'm canceling the muggle TV cable. Let's see how you hold onto that Bart Simpson image of yours then shall we?" He grinned evilly.

"You wouldn't. You love the food network too much Sirius Black." She said sticking her tongue out. The little one really did know him too well.

"I wish you'd call me Uncle or Dad or something respectful you know? It would help a lot, people could actually believe that I'm your caregiver missy. Who other than me would go grab those insanely sugary things you like from the grocer?"

"Yes but you aren't really a respected person are you? From what mom's told me you've laiddd-"

"Lets not talk about bygones. Let what's been be what's been?" He said sweetly and watched Jeisa roll her eyes at his typical puppy like expression in his eyes. It had been a long time since Sirius had his reputation of a playboy.

Other than running the magazine for the wizarding world of course. He was the CEO of PlayWiz.

"Like I care." She said smirking and hugging her godfather as they headed out towards the car. Lily had forced Sirius to give up his motorcycle, and buy a decent family car.

Of course Sirius had prodded her into letting him buy a Porsche, which he fixed up to drive incredibly fast and fly, on occasion with lots of gas.

He wasn't the perfect mechanic after all! Arthur Weasley had proved to be surprisingly helpful with that mechanical project. Sirius always did wonder why he was so good with muggle cars.

Jeisa hopped in the front seat grinning. Everyone was always jealous when she showed up in the fabulous black, sleek and ultra sexy Porsche. She thanked god everyday that her godfather hadn't bought a red one or it would have clashed terribly with her hair.

Sirius got into the drivers seat beside her after making sure that her trunk was stowed away safely in the back.

"So where are we heading to today Sirius?" She questioned an almost sad smile on her face.

"Well isn't that obvious?" Sirius wanted to pinch his god daughter's cheek so she wouldn't look so upset.

Then again he didn't really want to end up in a car accident so he held himself back.

"Don't remind me." She sighed heavily and leant her head back into the car seat. She didn't want to go back, not after the life of luxury she'd had the pleasure of living so far.

"You're going to school you're going to schoooloooooooooooo."

"What on earth is schoolo?" She scoffed at her god father's idiocy.

"I didn't say it made sense I'm just making fun of you." He explained turning towards her for a second to grin sexily before turning his attention back onto the road.

"Sometimes I wonder how you're not locked up in Azkaban for insanity." She said shaking her head. It was clearly a complete mystery.

"Nah Nah you always forget. St.Mungo's is the place for the loony bins like me love."

"GAH don't call me that. It's bad enough you call mum that."

"So you're saying you don't like romantic Sirius?" Sirius asked turning onto the highway pouting as he lowered the roof of the car so it magically became a convertible. Jeisa immediately buckled her seat belt as she saw him heading towards a ramp. He had a tendency to get a little rowdy on the highway. How he a thirty five year old man could get rowdy on the high way she didn't exactly know…and she didn't exactly want to ask.

"No I don't like flirty Sirius. Besides you're married to mum remember."

"Ah yes. That sexy fiery little woman…you know what she did last night? She f-"

"DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT! GOD SIRIUS!" She exclaimed shaking her head furiously.

"I was just going to say she fixed me a cheese sandwich, geez paranoia?" He asked smirking and she hit his arm causing the car to swerve a bit.

"You're horrible." She noted quite accurately. How often had he heard those words come out of a woman's mouth? Sirius wondered silently. Too many to count. He'd really never thought he'd hear it from his god daughter's mouth however. He decided to tease her a little.

"Of course what happened after the cheese sandwich was what really made her quite the minx."

"I stand by my statement before." Jeisa said shaking her head at the antics of her godfather who no matter how flirty would always stay completely faithful to his quite unfaithful wife.

In underground downtown London, in a place known as the ministry, Lily Evans shook her hair out as she put her lipstick back on. She made sure to apply less than she had this morning. She'd only done more so this morning to entrance him a little. She felt muscular arms snake around her waist and grinned. She was one of the only women in the office that wore muggle clothes. She refused to resort to robes at all times. At the moment it was a tight white shirt, under which you could see blatantly, at the moment since it wasn't buttoned, there was a bright red lacy pushup bra, with a black tie and a skirt with black stockings and high-heeled Mary Jane pumps.

"Sometimes I wonder…" He started off behind her.

"Don't wonder love," Lily said grinning as she turned around.

"Really why do you have to always put your clothes back on?" He gave her a mischevious smile that god knew she would never see out of this room.

"We really should find another place to screw each other, the Ministry isn't exactly the best place you know. That is if you want to continue with what we're doing." She said patting his messy hair. And messy it was afterall she'd done fabulous today if she said so herself! She could still feel a tingle in her toes at the memory of the euphoric feeling but she was quite sure there had been quite a few moans…from her and his side. She put her hand on his shoulder to show that there were absolutely no hard feelings if he didn't want to carry on.

"Well…I could always invite you over to my house…a little pasta? Wine? Moon pies to end a romantic evening?" He joked but Lily immediately pushed him away. She was clear when she said that she didn't want a relationship.

"Firstly no. You know I can't, right?"

"What's secondly?" Her devotee asked her pecking her ear softly, tightening his hold on her waist.

"Same thing." She was actually about to say she was allergic to Moon Pies but she knew she wasn't and it seemed like such a Sirius thing to say.

"So you're leaving already?" He sighed in dissapointment into her hair. She raised her hand so her palm would rub against his rough skin he hadn't shaved that morning. He was tensed and she could tell.The muscles in his jaw weren't as fluid as they were when he'd kiss her.

"I might get fired. Remember my boss is horrible." She felt a little breathless.

"I remember well." He said dejectedly and kissed her hair softly. The gestures he made usually weakened Lily to stay so she pried herself away from his arms and gave him a small kiss before walking out of the private room where most of her co-workers slept if they did overtime. They'd usually be somewhere else but today the said place was full. Luckily no one had been here so they'd come here. She buttoned her shirt quickly and grabbed her handbag that was on the dressing table nearby and turned around to glance at him one last time. She knew she should have just left without taking a look back but she couldn't help it. It was- hard not to look back at him like this where they didn't have to have that office relationship.

"Bye," She said weakly turning to leave him when she felt him catch her empty hand. She couldn't help the little bubble of joy she felt as she felt him pull her into his arms again and found herself staring into his eyes.

"Not even a goodbye snog?" He asked so strongly that she knew she'd give in.

"No…" She tried to hold her ground weakly as she felt her head tilt upwards so that he could bend down to give her a small peck on the lips.

Of course he never did anything she hoped he would. He attacked her lips pulling on them so strongly that she couldn't help but think about how much more lipstick she'd have to apply.

She pushed him off her quickly realizing time was ticking and ran out of the room and towards the elevator where she spotted Arthur Weasley. "Hey Arthur!" She said wildly motioning him for him to hold the elevator for her. Which he did like his usual polite self of course. Arthur really was a sweetheart.

"How are you feeling Lily I heard you had a bug before?"He asked in usual Weasley manner, caring, sweet, and utterly concerned.

In an attempt to spend more time with her husband she had used the bug effect when she'd tried to quit him and start up with Sirius again. She couldn't help but feel bad about the way she thought about the two of them. As if they were but objects.

But it wasn't like she could help it either. Right?

"Yeah I'm all right now though. That herbal tonic Molly sent over for me really cleared up all the phlegm." She said sweetly remembering the tonic she could barely bring herself to swallow more than one gulp of. Regardless it had been sweet of them to waste their few resources on her.

"Yes it works well on the kids too. Ron had it this summer." He said grinning and Lily hoped silently that Ron wouldn't spread the sickness to her daughter.

"When's the wedding for Michelle Spinnet and your Charlie?" She asked delightedly changing the topic as the elevator stopped.

"Oh you know sometime next month or maybe the month after that they insist on keeping it casual," He said in an attempt to mock Charlie as he started to exit the elevator.

"Though we all know its on Christmas Day. Michelle wouldn't have it any other way. You're coming of course?" Arthur asked stopping the elevator so he'd hear her answer. Lily nodded brightly.

"I wouldn't miss it for the world Arthur! It's Charlie after all! My favourite Weasley boy is getting married."

"Wonder what you'll say when Fred and George are getting married."

"I thought their life long goal was the be bachelors?" She asked teasingly.

"Not if Angelina Johnson and Alicia Spinnet can help it I bet. Bye Lily!" Arthur said laughing as he left on his floor.

"Bye Arthur!" She said laughing back and checked her reflection in the mirror of the elevator door as it closed. She looked fine, as usual. It was a pattern she had gotten used to. Home, Enter Office, Rendezvous with him, Get to work, Yell at Boss, Leave Work, Yell at Boss on wireless, Get Home, Make love to Sirius, and sleep before she started all over again. It was no surprise she didn't really have enough time to hang out with her daughter a lot. In fact it strained their relationship quite a bit. Jeisa was a million miles closer to Sirius than she ever would be with the woman to whom she was connected for nine months by a flesh and blood organ.

How different life used to be when she was married to her boss she couldn't help but think.If they'd stayed together she could already make out her life with Jeisa would have been entirely different. She wouldn't have been drowned in work all the time and she could go shopping with her maybe..like all mothers did with their daughters.

And with him. She closed her eyes and she could practically smell the waffles he would have made recently waking up before she did to surprise her. Except now she'd know it would happen because he'd always get up early, well most of the time anyways. Then he'd make her pancakes, strudels or waffles. All obviously from frozen products but with love nonetheless. Then they'd both walk to work slowly, telling each other sweet nothings and promises of passionate nights to come, then there would be the looks between each other, never getting anything done at work, and then finally they'd hear the clock chime five and they'd rush at each other surprised that they had managed to keep their hands off each other for so long and when they got home they'd laugh at the jokes they made about each other and talk into the evening and when night came they'd have a brush with passion so bright it could consume the two if they weren't careful.

"Stop day dreaming hun we're at your floor." She heard the elevator say and her eyes shot open and she grinned cheesily and got out.

She stepped into the Auror Headquarters and waved to her accomplice Caroline Wiver. "Hey Carol!"

"Zou are zo late! Ze boz iz increzibly pizzed." Carol had this thing…Lily didn't know what it was but she always said things with a z. Lily supposed it was a personal preference seeing as she wasn't really French.

"He always is anyways I'm off to my death sentence."

"Zood luck Hon,"

"Always got it."Lily giggled and hifiving the girl as she walked on and waved at several other people she knew, Maria Carlo, the Spanish Auror who had a killer Impedimenta and Protego that could protect ten people, Jonathan Suwaste, the Mongolian Chanter who seemed to be able weild greater powers, and Harry Limpy, that wasn't his real name but he was talented in Medicines and seemed to prostate a lot of the deatheaters on his watch. Mainly Lily thought he was just bitter. She settled into her cubicle first barely noticing the elevator open and her boss step out. Everyone waved and greeted him, or anyone in hopes of a promotion anyways.

Lily was head Auror in her division of twenty or so people. They were mainly on the field but from time to time they got desked. Which meant that they got to do paperwork! Most of which got assigned to Lily because of her stature and position. She barely noticed the figure behind her staring at her intently as she bit into the Cinnamon stick left as usual every morning on her desk. She switched on her wireless and watched as it lit up spitting out gold sparks in its usual manner.

"Hard at work Miss Black?"He finally spoke.

This would have shocked Lily, but it was their usual banter in the morning. How did he know she was late even if he wasn't here? Every morning he'd call up and ask who was in and who was not. Lily's name almost always seemed to be on the not list.

"Of course Mr. Potter like you expect anything else from me." She said dryly watching as her wireless made noises.

"Have you got the paperwork on the O'Hara case ready? They're starting the trial soon and because your division was the one that caught him we need those papers quickly. I'll be at the trial from 1-3 so cancel all appointments that I might have scheduled then shall you?" James Potter said in an arrogant yet cocky tone that made her want to slap him especially since-

"I don't know why you are telling me this Sir seeing as how I'm but a lowly head of division. You really should be talking to your executive assistant Caroline Wiver. I'm sure you remember her you do see her often, tall, blond, slightly busty?" She said turning to face him while leaning back in her swivel chair. While this was their usual encounter their insults had always changed. A small smirk graced his face as he answered in an engaging tone.

"You two seem to gossip so much I figure you'll pass on the work. Harder at work please, we need those papers in three hours and if I know you I doubt you've even started them."

"Then I suppose you don't know me because I've already finished most of the papers. I just need your signature on those along with Jonathan's seeing as he was the one who captured him and then those are ready. I'll be done with the few left in an hour. I would have passed them onto you through Caroline but it seems you much rather prefer to come to me yourself so..but please refrain yourself in the future." She said smiling proudly as she handed him the papers in her drawer. He nodded surprised but smiling at her. He always smiled at her. It pissed her off.

For a moment she could sense that he wanted to ask her something. He opened his mouth and shut it, and then opened it again. This time the words finally made their way out of his throat.

"Is Jeisa at school properly?" He asked nervously. Jeisa Potter was his daughter. He usually didn't get to see her because of his long hours and so she had been sent to live with Lily Black. His ex wife. They'd divorced (the first in magical history but one could expect no less from Lily an avid feminist), because their marriage had been in shackles and hanging on a thread. A thread so weak it would break without much help and the scissors were close to it and…well you get the point. James had even cheated on her, this had caused his best friend Sirius Black to get mad and eventually Sirius and Lily had gotten married instead.

"Sirius is dropping her at the moment. I'm calling her right now on my wireless if you want you can stay." She said in flat tone. When it came to Jeisa the two of them didn't bother bickering or fighting because it came down to one thing. Lily could take care of Jeisa much better than James could even if she couldn't take care of her, James would probably take care of her worse, if that made any sense.

"I'd like that." He said softly conjuring a chair and seating himself beside her.

Even with their differences Lily knew that James needed to talk to Jeisa every now and then. Even if Jeisa didn't want to talk to him the slightest bit. Lily always let James talk to her anyways though, it was for his sanity. He always seemed to glare at Lily whenever he saw her with Sirius and Jeisa as a family.

She didn't blame him. He must have felt so lonely with his million and one girls throwing themselves on the OMG Head Auror of like everything! As those ditzy girls would probably say.

"Hello…Jeisa? It's mum…yes I did pack those stupid Pop Tarts..and yes I'll send some every week but I don't see the point really since Hogwarts doesn't exactly have a toaster. Oh here's your dad." Lily watching as the voice levels moved up and down the screen as she continued talking to Jeisa, shaking her head muttering that Jeisa was a stupid girl as she handed the voice receiver to James who snatched it out of her hand eagerly.

"Jeisa…um..yes I know you don't really like me a lot but are you okay? You are…all right. Um…yes. That would be all right I suppose. Hello Sirius? Yes well…take care of her please." James said softly hoping Lily didn't hear but she did and she snatched the phone out of his hand and started chatting animatedly with her husband. James hadn't sat down and had a conversation with Sirius in ages, that killed him and his sanity but when it came to Sirius Lily didn't care. She wouldn't let the two of them talk.

"Listen Sirius…I might need to stay here a little long today but I promise you and me are going to have a late dinner tonight okay? Bye love. Bye Jeisa!"She yelled hoping it would reach her daughter's ears.

"That's it Mr. Potter now if you would leave and allow me to finish my work it would be much appreciated." Lily said pointedly asking him to leave as she nudged her head towars the entrance to her cubicle and he nodded and left leaving Lily to work silently and happily. Lily had this problem where she never let James talk to Sirius…or vice versa. Otherwise they probably would have made up by now but that would have forced her to make with James..

And she sure as hell wasn't going to do that.

A.N: And that's that. Come on one review you guys? Can't I at least have two this chapter? I wanted to post so bad so I did. But I'd like a little more feedback..pleaseee D I know I sound a little desperate but I'd love to talk with you guys and all.

Thanks a lot to my sole reviewer: Aealket!!

I'm changing the main characters around for each chapter. So this chapter's main characters were James and Lily.

So who do you guys think the mystery man is? I think it's pretty obvious but..just in case

Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling owns everything about HP. This is a bit of an AU story and so it does mess with timelines and what happens to the characters.

Preview for Next Chapter:

"Do you know who my father is?"

"It's pointless Harry go snog Hermione."

"You know I don't touch Muggle blood."

"So how's your summer been? You know we should be at the station now."

"Nothing really Draco. Just wanted to see my best friend."

"So I'm just your best friend?"

"You tell me."