Chocolate Pudding-chan: Hey everybody! I'm gonna be out of town this weekend, so this will be the last update for a couple of days

A little note: This chapter mentions an unknown species a pet that belongs to Tart, which he has subbed "Popsicle" Before reading this chapter, I STRONGLY recommended you read of her origins by reading the chapter entitled "Pet Problems" in my last story, "Aardvarks." Thanks for reading!
Pai glared at Kisshu. "You're. Going. To. HOLD IT." He hissed, completely out of patience.

"Okay." Kish squeaked, this hold ordeal was making him nervous. Why was Tart so silent? Why had he been almost mummified in toilet paper? Who was this Britney Spears?

But suddenly, he hears a noise. It sounded like something gnawing on metal.

"What's that?" he asked Pai "Can't you hear that?"

"Yeah..." Pai murmured. "I can hear it. Tart, what are you doing back there?"

"Nothing." Tart whispered.

"Tart." Tart bit his lip. He knew better than to try to argue with Pai when he used his "I-know-you-doing-something-you-shouldn't-be-so-you-better-tell-me-right now" voice.

"Popsicle's a teensy bit hungry."

Kisshu couldn't believe his ears. POPSICLE?! Tart had actually brought that freakish long-tail-winged-antennae-ed-purple-vampire-rabbit-thing he called a pet IN THE SAME CAR WITH HIM??!!

"You brought POPSICLE?!"

"Calm down Kish, you can't blame him." Pai said.

"AND JUST WHY NOT?!" Kish was now close to exploding. He was already upset with this whole "Undercover driving" mission, and this just made matters worse. Popsicle despised Kish with such intensity that she had actually attempted to eat various parts of his body numerous times.

"I told Tart he could bring her."

"Are you insane?! She'll eat us all!"

"Relax, Kish. She might not like you, but she loves Tart, and for some odd reason she goes berserk when he leaves her alone. With all of us gone, she would most likely devour the whole ship."

"Oh." Kish realized that this day probably couldn't get much worse, and that he would just have to deal with it.

Popsicle continued to gnaw.

"She doesn't like the pet carrier." Tart explained. "She doesn't like car rides much either. Plus I think she might be a little hungry, she only ate three ham sammiches for breakfast this morning." Then Tart decided to randomly change the subject. (As he liked to do often) "Where is this 'Canada' place at, Pai?"

"In North America. But I suppose you don't know much about earth geography."

"Ooh, yea I do!" Kish noticed that Tart was magically back to his noisy old self. But then again, Tart's high metabolism and low attention span couldn't keep him quiet for long.

"I like geography! It's full of shapes and stuff!"

Pai sighed. He should've known better than to try to use big words with Tart.

"That's geometry Tart."

"Oh. Then geography must be the one with all the pretty rocks in it! Does Canada have rocks?"

"That's Geology. Geology is the one with the 'Pretty rocks'."

"Geography, geometry, geology, what's the big difference, they all start with J!"

Chocolate Pudding-chan: Just a little note; the 'J' quote was inspired by "The Fairly Odd Parents" (Which, extra disclaimer, I do not own at all!) Have a nice weekend everyone!