Chocolate Pudding-chan: HI! I'm back from the dead with a new chappeh!

Kisshu's eyes blinked opened few times before he realized where he was. The last thing he could remember was eating that weenie-shaped object that Tart said was a "Hot dog", and then everything had gone black. Who's dumb idea was it to have a hot dog for breakfast anyway?

"KISSHU! YOU'RE ALIVE!" Tart screamed right in his face.

"Oy…" Pai muttered his forehead in his hand. Kish then realized they were still in the tacky hotel room they'd been in before.

"I'm alive? What the heck happened, anyway?" he said, sitting up from his spot on the floor.

"You choked on a hot dog." Tart said simply.

"I TOLD YOU THAT WEENIE WAS EVIL!" Kish shouted "Oh, and thanks, Pai."

"I didn't save you. Tart did."

"Okay…Since when do you know the Heimlich?"

"Weeellllll…" He dragged out the word. "I tried the Heimlich, but after a few times it wasn't working so I was getting worried but then I figured I had to—"

"EW!" Kish cried, rubbing his tongue "TART!"

"It was just mouth-to-mouth."

"OH EEEWW…" Kish wailed. After regaining his composure, he turned to Tart.

"So, let me get this strait, you wasted your fist kiss getting a hot dog out of me?!"

"No!" Tart said. Kish stared at him. HOW WAS HE TAKING THIS SO SIMPLY?!

"No!" Tart began again "It's just CPR. Besides, it wouldn't have been my first kiss anyway."

This little fact probably upset Kish more than the fact that their lips had been touching.

"Who the heck would kiss you?!"

"No-one…" Tart said, blushing.

"Tart."

"NO-ONE!" He said more defensively.

"Ick..." Kish muttered. "Well, you better be happy that I was unconscious…."

"Okay!" Tart smiled. "We gonna leave soon, Pai?"

"Yes." Pai replied. "We're leaving right now."

And then Pai did something almost nobody had ever seen. Just out of the blue.

He smiled. And then he began to laugh.

Kish and Tart looked up him, Tart with his mouth wide open.

Pai continued laughing and looked at Kish. "K-Kish?" He sputtered through laughter.

"What?" Kish asked, now afraid.

"YOU'RE AN IDIOT!" He said laughing again. "And you." He pointed to Tart.

"YOU'RE TOTALLY CLUELESS!" Pai couldn't even stand up anymore, and was on his back on the floor.

"Someone's been to Crazy-town…" Tart muttered.

"BWAHAHAHAH!" Pai was now twitching.

"I take it back." Tart said. "He's the MAYOR of Crazy-town!"

Kish and Tart just watched their older comrade for a minute, not having a clue what to do. (Or rather, not having a clue what the heck was wrong with him.)

"Okay, okay." Pai said regaining his composure. "Let's leave."

The three walked silently back to the car, while Pai was chuckling to himself, and muttering "I'm surrounded by idiots…."

"Tart?" Kish asked, as they walked through the building's revolving door.

"Yeah?" Tart replied.

"I think it would've been better if you had let me choke."

Chocolate Pudding-chan: Thanks for waiting so long you guys! School's been a killer, and I haven't even been able to touch Microsoft Word lately. I don't know when I'll be able to post another chapter again, but I promise I'll try not to take to long. Have a nice weekend everyone!