Umm...i really have nothing to say that much.
Edward. :D
Bella: NO!!!!!
Alice: Bella?!?! What happened!?!?!?!
Bella: Edward! NO!!!
Alice: What!! Something happened to Edward!!!
Bella: Yesss!!
Alice: WHAT HAPPENED!?!?!?!?!?!?
Bella: he died...
Alice: NOOOOO!!!!!
Edward: What's with all the screaming!??!
Alice: Bella just told me that Edward died!!!
Edward: Umm...Alice? Are you alright?
Alice: YES! Wait...your suppose to be dead! How am i talking to a dead person!!!
(A/N: I know that Edward is already dead cause he's a vampire but he dies again.)
Bella: Not that Edward. My orange named Edward...
Alice: o.O
The Next Day
Bella: Dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun Dunn.
Alice: This is a funeral not a wedding.
Bella: I know.
Alice: Okay then...
Bella: Dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun Dunn.
Edward: Why do you keep saying that if we're at a funeral not a wedding.
Bella: It's been stuck in my head for days. I was planning on marring Edward the orange...
Edward: o.O
Alice o.O
I have no clue how i came up with this one.
but it's pretty good to me.
Reviewww please!
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