I do not own Twilight or the characters in it.
Okay...
I'm getting tired of the orange's so now we're moving on.
:D
Bella: Bad to the bone, da na na na na
-Edward appears out of nowhere wearing like all leather-
Alice: EDDYWARDD! FASHION NO NO!
Edward: Yo.
Bella:O -runs and hugs Edward-
Alice: Aye! Don't you care about fashion at all?!?!
Edward: Not really. I just wanted to scare some people.
Emmett: What the hell Edward?!?!
Edward: Yo Emmett!
Emmett: o.O I'm confused. Is that Edward???
Alice: As scary as it is, that is Edward.
Bella: I don't care what he looks like as long as he's mine. ♥
Alice: Well I care what he looks like, come with me NOW Edward.
Edward: -in low voice- Bella...help me..!
Bella: Why do you want help?
Edward: I read her mind, she's going to drag me shopping!
Bella: Okay...that calls for help!
Bella to Alice: Umm...I'm just gonna go upstairs and help Edward change back to normal. Okay?
Alice to Bella: Bella, I know he read my mind and told you, your not going to help him. I AM taking him shopping. Plus I threw out all his old clothes, so now he has no chose. Mwuahahaha.
(A/N: I know what your thinking, Alice wouldn't do anything that mean just to go shopping, or would she...but anyways..i wanted to put a little mean side to Alice)
Edward: Damn you Alice!
Alice: Love you too Eddywardd.
Again,
No clue how i came up with this one.
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