Authors Note: Another chapter of Let's Not Waste another Minute updated! You may notice that once again I have combined two chapters so there will be another filler chapter out in the next month. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Once again Twilight does not belong to me it belongs to Stephenie Meyer.
EPOV (Edward's)
I watched my angel sleep in my arms as the night went on. I listened to her speak my name or more precise moan my name. The sound was so arousing that I had to keep my mind off the girl lying beside me.
Destruction, volcanoes, lava, hot, Bella, NO! Get back to bad things like James attacking Bella! Her hair, her pale, soft skin, skin against skin, I can't! Giving up I slowly slipped out from under her and quietly walked over to her rocking chair in the corner. I guess I would need to watch her from afar for a while.
She awoke a few hours later, "Edward?" she whispered, blindly searching for me in the pitch black of the night.
"Over here," I answered.
"Why are you over there and not in bed?" she asked sitting up in her bed rubbing the sleep out of her tired eyes.
"I was losing control," I answered.
"Thirsty?" she asked
I knew the question was meant to mean had I hunted recently, "not that Bella…you moaned my name." I whispered but she was able to hear me
"Oh." She said, "Sorry."
"It's not your fault, you had to get it somehow," I told her.
She frowned at me "Edward Masen Cullen I did not have a sex dream ok?" she asked I could tell she was becoming upset by my assumption.
"No I know I would have…smelled it. I wouldn't be here if you had," I told her.
She stared back; it must have been something I said because she was out of the bed in seconds and stumbling over to me.
"Go back to bed." I ordered
"No! I need to know what's with you!" she shouted at me as she grabbed onto my shirt arm. "Please!" she begged
"Shh Bella!" I said as I heard Charlie toss in his sleep over the noise he was slowly waking up. I didn't want to explain why I was in Bella's room at 3AM. Oh I'm always here Charlie; I like watching Bella sleep would not go down well.
"Plea-" I cut off another plea from my love with a kiss, probably not the best idea in this situation as I was still thinking in the back of my mind all the things I wanted to do with my fiancé that didn't require clothing, but in my defense I had no idea how else I could shut her up.
I pulled away as soon as Charlie fell back into his slumber, "what was that for?" she asked whispering
"You were making too much noise," I told her.
"Sorry," she mumbled getting off from my lap "I guess your right I should go back to sleep," she said slowly walking to her bed then lying beneath the thick covers, some she had kicked off due to the lack of coldness that my body usually gave her.
"Lullaby?" I asked she nodded
And I walked over embracing her from behind as I hummed her lullaby.
Bella slept through the rest of the night and I was able to hold her as she didn't once voice her dreams.
"Good morning," I said to her as her eyes once again opened.
"You stayed," she said happily as she turned over in my arms to face me.
I gave her a kiss but she pulled away within seconds, "human minute," she explained getting out of bed and grabbing a change of clothes and toiletries as she headed towards the bathroom.
I waited patiently as she did her morning routine which seemed completely unnecessary I didn't find her breath vulgar. My thoughts were broken by the ring of my cell phone.
"Hello Alice," I said checking the caller ID not that I needed to Alice had customized all my ringtones for my family. Emmet's was Macho Man, Rosalie was I Can't (Get No Satisfaction), Esme was the Snow White theme, Carlisle was the Witch Doctor, Jasper had the Emo Song, Bella (though she never used the cell phone) had Every time We Touch, and Alice had Suddenly I See.
"HI! So Bella's coming over today right?" She asked in her usual hyper pixie tone.
"Yeah I guess but we really wanted to just hang out today you know just the two of us," I said.
"You lie! You had nothing planned," Alice said.
"It's not a lie anyways Bella wants a break from planning the wedding," I told her.
"She hasn't been planning the wedding Edward. She doesn't even know the flowers there will be there or how many guests I'll invite," Alice said.
"Small Alice, remember small." I said rubbing my temple I could feel an Alice headache coming on.
"I know, just have Bella come today." She said then hung up, at that moment Bella walked back into the room.
"What are we doing today?" she asked
"You're spending the day with Alice." I told her, I knew there was no way out of this I pitied Bella I knew she hated shopping I couldn't blame her I could never understand the concept of shopping I had given up on it ages ago. Thank goodness for Alice or I would be walking around naked.
As we pulled into my driveway I heard some very disturbing thoughts coming from Emmett.
"I wonder if Edward was ever given the talkoh this is going to be good he won't know what hit him." Then I heard Alice's thoughts
"Shopping shopping, I'm taking Bella shopping" those are normal thoughts for Alice. "I hope this gives Emmett enough time to have the talk with Edward, I wonder should we spend 4 or 6 hours at the mall!" so Alice is in this! I am going to kill both of them later; they are so in deep trouble.
"Uh Edward you're giving off strong waves of anger are you ok?" came the thoughts of my brother Jasper, at least he was acting normal.
The front doors flew open and out came a very excited Alice this only happens to her when she is going shopping; it's like a drug to her. Alice ran to the side of my car and ripped the door off its hinges.
"ALICE!!!!!" I yelled at her "MY CAR, YOU RUINED MY CAR!!!!"
"Oh calm down get a new car this one is so last year jeez" she said as if it was normal for someone to tear off a door of a car. "Anyways you were both walking at a humans pace, and I needed to get Bella so we can go shopping!" as she said shopping a look of fear spread across my angel's face.
"Alice maybe the reason I'm as slow as a human is because I am one, and I don't want to go shopping." Bella complained but it was too late she was dragged away by Alice, as she was dragged away she mouthed, 'Help me.'
I got out of my car and looked at the damage from Alice, maybe Rosalie could fix this.
"Hey bro" said Emmett that's when I remembered why I was so slow out of the car I was trying to avoid him and his talk. I cringed at this thought my reaction didn't go unnoticed to my brother. "I guess I didn't hide my thoughts well enough, well let's get this talk started!" he boomed as he grabbed my arm I tried to stand in one place, but because of his inhuman strength he dragged me into the house. "You don't want me to carry you up the stairs to do you?" he asked me
"No I'll follow you," I decided the sooner this talk was over the sooner I could see my Bella. As we walked up the stairs he turned around to make sure I was still following him. We entered his and Rosalie's bedroom; the floors were covered in books of human anatomy and books about girls loving themselves. I realized this talk was going to cover everything and that he had done a lot of research on this subject. Emmett noticed my stares at his books.
"I was researching just to make sure it was still the same dynamics," he said with a laugh, can Emmett possibly be this stupid, nothing's changed its still the same. Wait is it different? Could the dynamics somehow be different? "I don't know how much you know so I'll start with the basics, since I am an expert in this field!" Emmett said with a smile. Rosalie threw open the bedroom door and grabbed the "How to love your body" book and threw it at Emmett's head screaming.
"Emmett you idiot don't go around acting high and mighty just because you can get some." Oh great Rosalie was in one of her moods again, "you are so not getting some tonight!" she yelled and with that she gracefully walked out the room.
"Why not?" Emmett said he looked like he would cry if he could, why is he so sad that he won't be getting some? "Ok carrying on, let's start with the creation of sperm" wow Emmett cheers up fast.
"Not useful to me Emmett I haven't had sperm for at least 80 years" I said he should know this anyway. If he was a pro at this like he said, he should know that since we're dead our bodies work differently then when we were alive. Meaning the creation of sperm had stopped just like the creation of blood cells in our bodies had stopped as well. Emmett picked up one of the books called "growing up" and read through it quickly.
"So skip anything with sperm," he mumbled, "ah I bet you didn't know that every month Bella has a period." We both went to med school and know how the female body works so why do I have to review this? This wasn't even really about sex it was all about the male and female body and it was all I had learned before. This was a waste of time.
"Skip that we don't have to talk about Bella's period" I said hoping to drop that topic, I heard "does Bella PMS?" Emmett asked in his mind.
"Did you just ask me if Bella PMS's?" I asked Emmett
"Yes, what's wrong with asking that?" asked Emmett he looked at me confused.
"You really are an idiot, its none of your business it's only Bella's" jeez Emmett truly is an Idiot.
"Fine I'll ask Jasper, he will know," said Emmett "so Edward do you know where babies come from?" he asked me.
"That's it I'm leaving you are a complete idiot" as I said this I got up and walked out the door. Emmett said nothing and just watched me leave. I walked back to my car where I saw Rosalie fixing my door.
"No problem" Rosalie said to me answering my unspoken question she said. "Alice can get a little out of control over shopping can't she?" This is a new side of Rosalie I never saw "she really scratched up this door, but it's fixable." Cars were the only things her and me had in common. When Carlisle first changed her, he had meant for her to be my mate. But it was obvious we weren't meant for each other.
Alice's thoughts were yelling at me "that was so much fun! I love shopping! Bella will look great in the clothes you'll love them Edward!" Alice's yellow Porsche pulled into the driveway, and came to a stop and I ran to Bella's door and pulled her out and kissed her.
"I guess we were gone for far too long" Alice said shaking her head
"You two are nearly as bad as Emmett and me" Rosalie finally admitted they were always all over each other.
"Bella!!!!" Emmett ran over to us and grabbed Bella into a bear hug after we finished kissing.
"Emmett-can't-breathe," said Bella
"Oh sorry, how was the shopping trip?" asked Emmett, Alice put her hand over Bella's mouth before she could say anything.
"It was good there was a lot of sales today" said Alice giving an answer to Emmett's question. Then she let go of Bella's mouth
"Why did you do that?" said a now angry Bella
"They don't know that we know," said Alice. What is that supposed to mean?
"Oh" said a still confused Bella, "tell me next time you plan on telling me before you tell them" said a now very confused Bella.
"What are you two talking about?!" I yelled at them, Bella look frightened but I was so annoyed no one was telling me. Then Alice and Bella burst into laughter, what's wrong now? Bella noticed my confused face
"Sorry Edward, what Alice and me know that you don't know we know is the talk you had with Emmett." Said Bella who then burst into laughter again she thought that was funny? Alice noticed I was still confused
"We were going to go shopping but then I kept getting visions of you and Emmett having the talk and I couldn't help myself so I told Bella!" said Alice
"Emmett why did you ask if I PMS?" asked Bella
"I thought you did after all I'm pretty sure Rose does" said Emmett.
"That's it no sex for a month!" Rosalie shouted at him
"But Rose," he whined, the two continued arguing but I blocked their voices out as I turned back to Bella and Alice.
"What makes this having the talk with Emmett so funny?" I asked Bella and Alice.
"It just is!" said Alice
AN: Also I do not own any songs mentioned in this chapter.
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-Bella's POV
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