Authors Note: this is part 2 of Emmett giving Edward the talk

Disclaimer: twilight belongs to Stephenie Meyer

EPOV

"Did you just ask me if Bella PMS's?" I asked Emmett

"Yes, what's wrong with asking that?" asked Emmett

" You really are an idiot, its none of your business its only Bella's" geese Emmett truly is a Idiot.

"Fine I'll ask Jasper, he will know," said Emmett "so Edward do you know where babies come from?" he asked me.

"That's it im leaving you are a complete idiot" as I said this I got up and walked out the door. Emmett said nothing and just watched me leave. I walked back to my car where I saw Rosalie fixing my door.

"No problem" Rosalie said to me answering my unspoken question she said. "Alice can get a little out of control over shopping cant she?" This is a new side of Rosalie I never saw "she really scratched up this door, but its fixable." Cars were the only things her and me had in common. When Carlisle first changed her, he had meant for her to be my mate.

Alice's thoughts were yelling at me "that was so much fun! I love shopping! Bella will look great in the clothes you'll love them Edward!" Alice's yellow Porsche pulled into the driveway, and came to a stop and I ran to Bella's door and pulled her out and kissed her.

"I guess we were gone for far to long" Alice said shaking her head

"You two are nearly as bad as Emmett and me" Rosalie finally admitted they were always all over each other.

"Bella!!!!" Emmett ran over to us and grabbed Bella into a bear hug after we finished kissing.

"Emmett can't breathe," said Bella

"Oh sorry, how was the shopping trip?" asked Emmett, Alice put her hand over Bella's mouth before she could say anything.

"It was good there was a lot of sales today" said Alice giving an answer to Emmett's question. Then she let go of Bella's mouth

"Why did you do that?" said a now angry Bella

"They don't know that we know," said Alice. What is that supposed to mean?

"Oh" said a still confused Bella, "tell me next time you plan on telling me before you tell them" said a now very confused Bella.

"What are you two talking about!" I yelled at them, Bella look frightened but I was so annoyed no one was telling me. Then Alice and Bella burst into laughter, what's wrong now? Bella noticed my confused face

"Sorry Edward, what Alice and me know that you don't know we know is the talk you had with Emmett." Said Bella who then burst into laughter again she thought that was funny? Alice noticed I was still confused

"We were going to go shopping but then I kept getting visions of you and Emmett having the talk and I couldn't help myself so I told Bella!" said Alice

"Emmett why did you say I smelled like fish?" asked Bella

"I made it up I wanted to confuse Edward, but it didn't work" said a sad Emmett I know he was telling lies probuly to embarrass me.

"What makes this having the talk with Emmett so funny?" I asked Bella and Alice.

"It just is!" said Alice

AN: I know this chapter was bad and confusing and Im sorry

Next chapter:

Bella's real thoughts to Emmett and Edwards Talk