Asuma:
Poor Shikamaru Nara was pitiful
Couldn't have been any shyer
Ino still wouldn't notice him
Even if his pants was on fire
But then one day he went to that Chunin Exam
That Hokage gave him a vest
Oh, and now Shika Yells Orders at the headquarters
And he's sleepin' all over town
La li la, li de da
La la, li le la da dum
Throw us a Kunai, you're the Shika-Man
Throw us a kunai tonight
'Cause we're all in the mood for a ninja now
And there's evil doers to fight
Now Kiba the dog boy's a friend of his
Who horns in on Ino
But to his great surprise it seems she prefers guys
Who have bigger brains
" In the ninja world, those who break the rules are scum. This is true. But, those who abandon their friends are worse than scum. "
That's the catch phrase of old Kakashi sensei
If you missed it, don't worry, they'll say the line
Again and again and again
Oh, la la la, di de da
La la, di di da da dum
Now Orochimarus a billionaire Sannin
Who never had time for Kiba
But then something went screwy and before you knew he
Was trying to kill everyone
And he's ridin' around on that Snake thing
And he's Sinkkin ' his teeth into peoples necks
Yes, he's wearin' that dumb Purple bow
But he's scarier without it on
Throw us a kunai, you're the Shika-Man
Throw us a kunai tonight
'Cause you're brave and you're strong and so limber now
But where'd you come up with that outfit ?
It's a pretty sad day at the funeral
Orochimaru has bitten the dust
And I heard Kiba said he wants Shika -Man dead
Aw, but his buddy Shikamaru he can trust
Oh, and Ino is all hot for Shikamaru now
Aw, but Shikamaru , he just shuts her down
Ino , don't you cry, you can give it a try
Again when the timeskip comes 'round
Oh, la la la, di de da
La la, di di da da dum
Throw us a kunai, you're the Shika-Man
Throw us a kunai tonight
'Cause we all sure could use us a ninja now
And we think that you'll do all right