Kurenai: I've had it up to here
So let me make it very clear
Because I swear I'll never clue you in again
Every time that you profess
I come from South Korea --
Asuma: Yes?
Kurenai: For the last time, Asuma, I'm Japanese!
Asuma: Don't make a big to-do
I was simply testing you
Kurenai: Then why'd you tell Kakashi. our baby's "Japean"?
Asuma: Babe, you know I know the truth
Kurenai: Well, I need a little proof
So list all you know about me, or no sex again
Asuma: Uh... Let's see...
Your name is Kurenai
Kurenai: Oh, yes
Asuma: You are Asian
Kurenai: Impressive
Asuma: You're a ninja, your mother's dead
And, wait -- I got it!
Three sisters
Kurenai: Asuma!
Asuma: Two sisters?
Well, I'm sure you have a brother who's a huge jerk-off!
Kurenai: Tell me, what's my middle name?
Asuma: Okay, I'm tired of this game
Let's forget it, I give up, I guess you win again
But it's not just me who gets mixed up
By all this crazy ethnic stuff!
Shika: Sorry, even I know, she's Japanese!
How Troublesome!
Kurenai: Did I grow up in Konoha or was it Takiga?
How long before we met was I a ninja?
Was our wedding song the Celine dion or Boston?
Am I freakin' Korean or Japanese?
Asuma: The thing is guys remember facts
Like what Shikamarus IQ last year, which was three-oh-two!
And that is why our brains are maxed
And there's no room for things like birthdays or ethnicities!
Kurenai: Well, thank you for that glimpse into the workings of the inner man
Asuma: Let's talk about your job and not the fact that you're...
Kurenai: Japanese!
Asuma: You're not staying home from work
Kurenai: Will that make you happy, Asuma?
Asuma: I'll support you if you choose to earn the yen
Kurenai: Then I'll return to work today!
Now, you're sure that that's okay?
Asuma: I say "Hai" -- which is "yes" in Japanese!
And Korean!
Kurenai: Asuma!
Asuma: But you're Japanese!