Choji: You Suck Kiba Kiba: quite to the contrary I RULE KIBALICIOUS 4EVER Choji: Yoou have two songs Kiba: It was worth it Choji: fine Disclaimer: If we owned it Kiba Wouldnt have two songs in the parodies. Kiba:STFU Cho


Kiba: Gotta keep

One jump ahead of the spoilers

One swing ahead of the flagging

I download only what I can't afford

(That's Everything!)

One jump ahead of the Hokage

That's all, and that's no joke

These guys don't appreciate I'm broke

Crowd of angry villagers: Riffraff! Street rat! Scoundrel! Take that!

Kiba: Just a little spoiler, guys

Crowd: Rip him open, take it back, guys

Kiba: I can take a hint, gotta face the facts

You're my only friend, Akamaru!

Kunoichi: Who?

Oh it's that Kiba's hit the bottom.

He's become a one-man rise in crack pairings

Kurenai: I'd blame friends except he hasn't got 'em

Kiba Gotta spoil to ship, gotta ship to live

Tell you all about it when I got the time!

One jump ahead of the shippers

One skip ahead of my doom

Next time gonna use a penname

One jump ahead of the sandwhore

One hit ahead of the flock

I think I'll take a stroll around the block

Crowd: Stop, thief! Vandal! Outrage! Scandal!

Kiba: Let's not be too hasty

Hanabi: Still I think he's rather tasty

Kiba: I'm 5 years your senior

Otherwise we'd get along

Choji: Wrong!

Kiba: One jump ahead of the Hokage

(Vandal!)

One hop ahead of the shikatemas

(Street rat!)

One trick ahead of a shipping disaster

(Scoundrel!)

They're quick, but I'm much faster

(Take that!)

Here goes, better throw my hand in

Wish me happy landin'

All I gotta do is jump


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