Author: Well this is an unlikely situation. I actually got my ass around to writing another chapter, but only because I couldn't get my internet connection working for an entire day so I had nothing to do but write this and play Phantasy Star Online - offline.
Teh Mario Gaem!
Chapter Teh First: Non-standard meeting
Ah, the marvels that is storytelling via text. Since the beggining of time man has been pushing buttons on the very keyboard you sit in front of today. Well, not literally your very keyboard. But something quite similar. Wait, what does this have to do with anything? Mario was hopping along the pathway of awesomeness when all of a sudden, Bowser hopped out as from nowhere!
"Jesus christ Bowser, I almost had a heart attack!" as Mario clutched the place where his heart would be if it were protruding out of his chest.
"Well, that was the idea. No wait... oh yeah, I was gonna say something. Uhh... look, I don't really enjoy this whole fairly standard daily routine anymore, and I'm thinking perhaps we can drop it and you can keep the Princess. After all, there's always Daisy."
Mario was surprised to see Bowser having a fairly intelligent conversation. So Mario agreed.
"That's great! I get to laze around all day doing nothing! No more rescuing Princesses!" and Mario punched his fist into the air like he would had he been in a fighting game and were performing an uppercut of mass pain and destruction.
Mario was lazing around the house, doing nothing. He was making no progress to do anything and was procrastinating fixing a floorboard which happened to have come loose one Sunday morning. He was extremely bored, nearing a state of rigor mortis.
"Maybe I shouldn't have been so quick to agree..." he mumbled to himself.
Just then, the roof collapsed, and splintered wood flew everywhere. Bowser, riding in his Clown Copter with the Princess as hostage snarled.
"Haha! Bet you didn't see that one coming you incomprehensibly incompetent buffoon!" and Bowser snarled some more.
"Oh, you've been reading a dictionary now? Wait, I thought we agreed you wouldn't steal the Princess anymore!" said Mario, shaking his fist. Sadly, not even a fist shaking worthy of the man with the orange pants could bring Bowser to his senses.
"That was simply a clever ruse, almost entirely ruined by the fact that I must brag about everything to the point where I actually reveal that I have stolen the Princess to you rather than leaving quietly with little fuss!" and Bowser snarled one last time.
Luigi appeared as from nowhere, no doubt from his hidden chamber under the main bedroom to either write in his diary or fap over porn. Unfortunately, he had done the latter.
"What the hell is going on here? Didn't you two agree on not doing this whole standard routine of steal and rescue Princess? Wait, how do I even know that? I was never told!" said Luigi, astounded at his own random knowledge.
"Hah! A clever ruse it was, and I fooled the both of you! Even though Luigi was never told in the first place! Not even the strength of over 9000 laser beams could save you now!" and Bowser's Clown Copter wandered off into the horizon, presumably to some random new hideout Bowser had constructed as from nowhere.
Mario watched him go.
"Well, I guess that means another fairly standard Mario adventure. At least now I have something to do for the next few weeks." and Mario wandered off. Luigi spoke to himself.
"Well, I guess that's another fairly standard adventure to Mario. While I sit at home. Watching the house. Because apparently it needs watching." and Luigi returned to his secret room, presumably to... erm, write in his diary.
The End, for now.
To be continued...
Author: Yeah it's shorter than the prologue. I finished this without any internet so I couldn't post the prologue, so you get two whole chapters to read.