Sakura: I became a criminal because of Sasuke-kun.

Me: Yes.

Sasuke: Hn.

Sakura: Sasuke Uchiha…how dare you!!!!!! You ruined my life…actually it's not so bad. Pein-kun's really nice to me. Right, Pein-kun?

Pein: Of course, Sakura-chan.

Sakura: Pein-kun, can you say the disclaimer.

Me: I don't think-

Pein: Shut up.

Me: H-H-Hai.

Pein: DeiDei-kunsgirl does not own Naruto or any of the characters. Why does your pen name have Deidara's name in it? He's one of the weakest members. It should be something like Ita-kunsgirl.

Me: I like Deidara! Now on with the story!!!!!

Sakura awoke with Pein still playing with her hair. She was still a little tired so she closed her eyes and just lay there on Pein. He knew she was awake. Any good ninja would know if she woke up or not and Pein was no ordinary ninja. He was the Leader of the most feared gang of S-Class criminals. Sakura finally sat up straight and Pein stopped playing with her hair.

"What time is it, Pein-kun?" Sakura asked.

"3 in the afternoon," Pein answered just as Sakura stomach growled quite loudly. She blushed. "Hungry, flower?" Pein whispered into her ear like a secret. She nodded. "Let's go to the kitchen."

When they arrived into the kitchen they saw Kisame and Deidara trying to cook and the other guys looked famished. "Oops," Kisame said.

"Did you two burn the food again?" Kakazu asked quite annoyed by this.

"Let me cook," Sakura said thinking these guys were great in battles but knew nothing of cooking. Sakura took over the stove and looked at what they were making. "What were you guys making?" Sakura asked.

"Fish," came Kisame's reply.

"It looks like burnt eggs," Sakura said. "What do you guys want?"

"Can you make a decent hamburger, yeah? We haven't had one of those in months because the last one to make them which was Itachi burnt them to a crisp, yeah," Deidara said as Sakura nodded and found meat patties in the freezer and began to defrost them. After they defrosted Sakura started to cook them and get condiments out.

"What do you like on your hamburgers and where are the hamburger buns?" Sakura

"They're actually so hungry they'll take whatever you put on the burger and the buns are over there," Pein said pointed at the pantry as Sakura smiled really brightly and ran over there and got the buns and put all the hamburgers on a bun and put the condiments on them and handed a plate to everyone who ate it very fast. She even caught a glimpse of Deidara having to hold the burger with the tips of his fingers because the mouths in his hands were trying to eat it.

"That was a good burger, Sakura-san, yeah!" Deidara exclaimed as everyone else nodded in agreement.

"Thank you, guys. My parents were never really home so I had to learn to cook," Sakura said while she thought of some memories.

"What happened to your family because if you killed them we would've known about you becoming a missing-nin sooner," Pein said.

"My dad killed my mom and almost killed me. I don't know where he is but I definitely never want to find out," Sakura finished sadly.

"Hey, Sakura-san, let's go train! I want to see how well you fight, yeah," Deidara said as she followed him to the training grounds. She was glad she chose kunoichi clothes over a kimono now. She pulled on her gloves and got in a battle stance. Deidara just stood there as everyone else sat down on the ground getting ready to watch the fight. "Ready?"

"Of course," Sakura replied confidently.

Deidara threw shuriken at her as he got a bird ready so he could fly! Sakura dodged the shuriken and saw him go up on the bird and get a bomb ready. Sakura took a kunai that was dipped in poison and put an explosive tag on it. She threw it at him and he dodged it so she did some hand signs and said 'Kai.' It blew up and Deidara came tumbling towards the ground. He seemed shocked that she thought ahead like that. Sakura did a few hand signs so fast that Itachi's sharingan couldn't even follow them.

"Shadow Possession no jutsu!" Sakura said as her shadow went and trapped Deidara. She has great chakra control so she could easily learn bloodline limits and she learned that one from Shikamaru. She smirked as she made him stand up.

Hm…what should I do to make me win this battle?

Hm…make him do something embarrassing!!!!

We're sparring…I wouldn't do that…

Just do it or seduce him!

While Sakura was fighting with Inner Deidara sent a bird over to her even though he couldn't move he could make a bird fly over to her. It perched on her shoulder and she didn't notice. It took every ounce of strength he had to put his hands in the position to blow it up. He said 'Kai!' and Sakura flew back because of the explosion. She landed on her feet and went with the seduction idea. She slowly got up and did hand signs and turned in a blonde haired girl with blue eyes like Deidara with boobs as big as Tsunade's and looked around twenty. She was wearing a small skirt that showed her thighs and a halter top that showed her cleavage. She was also wearing stilettos. She strutted over to him. She wrapped her arms around his neck and pressed herself up against him while licking his neck in a sexy manor. Everyone else was jealous. She felt a bulge in his pants and smirked. Making a man who probably hasn't had sex in a very long time want sex isn't that hard even though she's still a virgin herself. She stealthily took a poison needle and stabbed him in the back and poofed back to her original form. Hi's breathing was getting heavier and he sunk down until he was standing on his knee.

"Do I win or will I have to wait until you pass out to remove the poison?" Sakura asked.

"You—win!" Deidara said as he lay down. Sakura went over to him and easily removed all of the poison.

"There," Sakura said as she helped him up.

"You know how to get to a guy, yeah," Deidara said.

"You probably haven't had sex in a LONG time because Pein-sama probably wouldn't let just any woman here so I used that against you," Sakura explained.

"Err…yeah," Deidara said.

"Wow, you're smart using something like that against the Akatsuki's player," Kisame remarked. Sakura gave him a confused look. "Oh, so you're innocent," Kisame said smirking.

"All the more fun, yeah," Deidara said as they got next to her and she blushed.

"Guys, maybe you shouldn't be trying to get her in bed," Pein pointed out as Sakura glared at Kisame and Deidara.

"HENTAI!!!!!!!!!!" Sakura yelled as she punched Deidara in the face and elbowed Kisame in the gut. They both flew back about twenty feet.

"Leader-sama, yeah!!!!!" Deidara yelled in pain. "Why'd you have to say that, yeah?"

"Idiot," Pein replied.

"It's not his fault that you're an idiot and tried that," Sakura said glaring at him.

"I'm sorry, yeah?" Deidara said/asked.

"You better be," Sakura said as she just remembered something. "Oh, I finished the laundry and made everyone a basket to put your clean clothes in after every time I do your laundry!"

"Wow…you cook, do laundry, and fight. What can't you do, yeah?" Deidara asked.

"Get a boyfriend," Sakura mumbled but Deidara still heard her.

"What'd you say, yeah? Did you say you couldn't get a boyfriend? Wow, who would've thought," Deidara said smirking. "So…you want to be my girlfriend, yeah?"

"No, why would she be your girlfriend when she's mine?" Pein asked as he put an arm around her waist in a protective manor as she blushed by the closeness and his comment. "So…will you be my girlfriend?" Pein whispered into her ear and she felt his hot breath on her and shivered.

"Y-Yes," Sakura answered knowing she already held some feelings for him. He smirked and kissed her on the cheek and she blushed even more while the rest of the Akatsuki all stared in bewilderment and shock. Sakura then got an idea. "Hey, let's play a game!!!"

"What kind of game?" Kisame asked.

"What kind do you want to play?" Sakura asked.

"Drinking game," Kisame answered.

"Eating human game," Zetsu said giving Sakura a hungry look as she stepped to the side.

"Sacrificing game," Hidan said.

"Betting game," Kakazu said.

"Blowing up game," Deidara said.

"Staring contest," Itachi said.

"Tobi wants to play a board game!" Tobi chirped.

"Puppets," Sasori said calmly.

"You guys don't agree on anything do you?" Sakura asked.

"Well…there is one thing," Kisame said with a smirk as all the other guys minus Pein smirked. Pein just glared at the guys.

"Oh? What game?" Sakura asked.

"Promise you'll play?" Sasori asked.

"You guys are acting like children. Fine, I promise now what is the game?" The innocent Sakura asked.

"Strip poker," Kisame said with a smirk as Sakura's face dropped.

"WHAT?!!!? NO WAY!!!!" Sakura yelled.

"You did promise you'd play the game," Sasori said smirking.

"You-I-But-Agh!!!! Fine," Sakura said at a loss for words. "Pein-sama, you're playing too," Sakura said and he sighed and nodded. This was probably the only person who was allowed to tell him what to do.

They have been playing the game for about ten minutes and Sakura was wondering if most of the guys plotted against her just to see her naked because she was loosing…badly. It didn't help that Itachi had sharingan which made her feel small and might have a key in her loosing. The only guy who actually seemed not to be plotting against her was Pein. She was sitting in his lap and all she had on was a bra and underwear. All the guys had at least had to take their cloaks off and she was blushing at the majority of guys that had to discard their shirts. Every single one of them had at least a six pack. She was blushing like mad. She especially blushed when Pein had to take his shirt off. She thought he had the sexiest body and she was leaning against it! Hidan noticed her blush and smirked.

"You like?" Hidan asked her as he flexed his muscles and she blushed even more and tried to glare at him. It wasn't working and all the guys were smirking now. She now wasn't blushing because of their hotness but because of her embarrassment of being caught twice just staring at someone's abs and couldn't stop blushing. She made a soft "Eep' noise and turned her head and laid it on Pein's chest like a little child would do if they were scared or nervous about meeting someone. The guys laughed except for Itachi who just 'Hn-ed.' She slowly looked at them and they were smirking.

They enjoy embarrassing me!

No duh! They're criminals! They also enjoy watching someone cry out in pain.

Once again you're not helping.

Not suppose to. I'm just suppose to make sure you make the better choice.

Better choice? You think the better choice is violence or sex.

Exactly. You have to be bold.

Go away. I'm gonna get back to the game.

Sakura sighed and picked up her cards. Full house. She could work with that. She gave the other guys a poker face and raised a brow silently asking them to make a move. Everyone finished picking up cards and she hoped that she didn't loose this round and the other guys were hoping she would because she only had a bra and underwear on now. OK, if I loose I'll take the bra off because then I can cross my arms over my chest and they couldn't see or I could choose the underwear because I'm sitting in Pein-kun's lap so that would cover me up but he might be able to see and we're not that far in our relationship and I am sitting on him so it would look and feel really wrong.

"Full house," Sakura said as she put her cards down and Itachi gave her a triumphant smirk.

"4 of a kind," Itachi said laying down 4 kings and 1 queen. (AN: I don't know much but doesn't that beat a full house? Tell me if it doesn't) The rest of the guys groaned in defeat as everyone took off something except Sakura. She blushed and they all smirked at her.

"You know if you get it over with it won't be so bad," Sasori said.

"Oh right because I've always wanted to get naked in front of guys that I once tried to kill," Sakura said in sarcasm as she slowly unlatched the back of her bra. She let her bra fall to her lap and all the guys got nose bleeds. She glared at all of them.

"OK, you would've never thought that you had such big breast under even a bra," Sasori pointed out as everyone else nodded.

"What are you a C cup, yeah?" Deidara asked as she scoffed. Pein glared at the rest of his idiotic gang of horny criminals and this game wasn't helping that fact.

"For your info I am a C cup and stop looking at me before I punch you!" Sakura threatened as she crossed her arms over her chest. Deidara smirked.

"I'd love it if you'd come over here," Deidara antagonized. Sakura glared at him for a very long time until Pein coughed to get their attention.

"I think this game is pretty much over since Sakura doesn't have much else to take off," Pein said as Sakura gave him a very thankful look.

"Sure," Kisame said as him and the rest of the guys got the clothes they had to take off and put them on and while they had their backs turned Sakura grabbed the bra and tried to put it on.

"Stupid bra…next time I'm wearing a sports bra," Sakura mumbled.

"Here, let me help," Pein said as he latched the hooks on the bra and her cheeks found a new shade of red. "Better?"

"Th-Th-Thank you, Pein-sama," Sakura said as she blushed like Hinata.

"Wow," the rest of the Akatsuki said in unison. Sakura glared at them and they left. Pein helped Sakura up and she found the rest of her clothes which she ended up throwing at most of the Akatsuki for their perverted comments. Sakura got dressed and followed Pein to his bedroom.

Sakura and Pein lay on his bed just looking up at the ceiling. Pein occasionally slid glances at Sakura obviously contemplating something. Pein rolled over and pinned Sakura under him. She looked shocked but said nothing. Pein leaned over and kissed her passionately. Sakura wrapped her arms around his neck and pulled him closer to her. He licked her bottom lip and she opened her mouth to give him entrance. They fought for dominance with each other's tongues when he went for her shirt and started to pull it over her head. She gasped and pulled away.

"I-I-I'm sorry. I-I'm just not ready," Sakura said nervously as he nodded. He bent closer to her until she felt his breath on her neck.

"Tell me when your ready, my flower," Pein said as they both got up and went to the living room.

"Oh um…Pein-sama, I forgot to ask you who my partner was," Sakura said as he thought for a minute.

"Well, since Unknown died you can be my partner. Is that OK with you?" Pein asked as she blushed.

"Y-Yes," Sakura said. God, stop stuttering! He'll think you're a schoolgirl or something!

"Guys, you all have missions or things I'm sending you to do," Pein said and as he saw everyone's eyes on him he continued. "Itachi and Kisame go get the nine tails. Kakazu and Hidan go grocery shopping. No complaining. Sasori and Deidara go get weapons like kunai, shurikens and for you Deidara, clay. Zetsu and Tobi go kill this man," Pein said handing them a picture as the said people exited the room leaving Sakura and him. "Sakura, I have paper work to do. You can relax and watch TV if you want," Pein said as she nodded and sat down on the couch. Wow, he's more focused then Tsunade-sama was. I'd find her asleep on the job.

Sakura flipped through channels until she landed on her favorite soap opera. Half way through the movie Sakura was crying and found the tissues. She was crying so hard and she didn't even hear the door open and see the rest of the Akatsuki enter and Pein come out of his office because she was so involved with the movie.

"You've got to be kidding me," she heard Kisame say and she looked over to see the Akatsuki looked at her strangely.

"What? It's a soap opera," Sakura said as she looked back at the TV because a dramatic scene. "No! Can't you see he cheated on you? Don't believe him, Sam!!!" Sakura yelled at the TV through more tears as the guys sweatdropped and anime fell backwards. (AN: I watch only one soap opera and it's called, General Hospital so I'll use that show as the soap opera she's watching)

How'd ya like it? I had writers block while writing this and then my mom was watchin a soap opera so I joined her and got some ideas.