Deidara: Unknown died, yeah?!!!? Why???

Pein: Deidara…shut up.

Deidara: Why'd Unknown die?!!!? What next? Itachi in girls clothes-never mind.

Itachi: What?

Pein: Itachi, why are you wearing girl's clothes?

Itachi: Sakura let me borrow them.

Pein: Why?

Itachi: Why do you keep referring to these clothes as 'girl's' clothes? She said I look better in this color.

Deidara: She tricked you, yeah. You look even girlier than me, yeah.

Itachi: You want to suffer tsukoyomi?

Deidara: Nope. You look…err…pretty.

Itachi: DeiDei-kunsgirl does not own Naruto or any of the characters. She also has no taste in men seeing as she chose Deidara who looks like a girl over me and my sexiness. She must be a lesbian.

DeiDei-kunsgirl: I'M NOT A LESBIAN!!!!! YOU THINK TOO HIGHLY OF YOURSELF AND PUT THAT DAMN TSUKOYOMI AWAY. DEIDARA IS H-O-T! Enjoy the story!

Deidara: Wow…PMSing much, yeah?

DeiDei-kunsgirl: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!

"Itachi. Kisame. Did you get the nine tails?" Pein asked in a business like manor as he ignored the sobbing Sakura watching a soap opera.

"NO!!! SAM, DON'T TESTIFY AGAINST HIM!!!!! YOU LOVE HIM!!!!" Sakura yelled at the TV.

'Note to self: Never let Sakura watch a soap opera…again.' Pein thought.

'Aw…you know you like her though.'

'Who are you?'

'Your conscious. You've shoved me aside and haven't listened to me since you became a criminal! Shame on you'

'Well, I had my reasons and I really don't need you now.'

'Fine, be that way!' His conscious leaves.

'Thank Kami-sama.'

"Leader-sama, he has companions with him but is near Akatsuki Base. We couldn't get to him because one of his companions was Jiraiya the sannin and Hatake Kakashi," Itachi explained as Sakura turned the TV off and gave them her full attention.

"I can help! I'm stronger than them anyways," Sakura said.

"You sure?" Pein asked feeling his feelings get the better of him.

"Pein-sama, all due respect, but I didn't join Akatsuki to cook and clean all day like a house wife. I want some action!" Sakura exclaimed as she got up and fixed her headband that now had a scratch across the plate.

"You three will leave now," Pein said as Itachi, Kisame, and Sakura left.

They traveled in silence for a while until Itachi held his hand up and silently told Sakura that this was where the nine tails was. Sakura knew she'd be helping killing her best friend but didn't really care. They looked at the three shinobi and Sakura thought of something.

"Itachi, shouldn't they be in a four man cell?" Sakura whispered as he pointed above him to a ninja in the trees. Sakura instantly recognized him. So the Konoha shinobi knew we were here. Just kick some butt! Hai, hai. The shinobi in front of them disappeared and were instantly behind them. Sakura smirked. "Itachi, I've got Jiraiya and Shikamaru," Sakura said as the other shinobi jumped out of the tree.

Shikamaru aimed his shadow at her and she moved right out of the way before it touched her. Jiraiya summoned Gambunta. (AN: I think that's the Boss frog's name) Sakura did some hand seals really fast as Kisame and Itachi disappeared with Naruto and Kakashi.

"Cherry Blossom blades," Sakura whispered to the winds as cherry blossoms started falling and went towards Shikamaru and Jiraiya and started cutting through skin if they didn't dodge it.

"Sakura-san, why'd you join the Akatsuki?" Shikamaru lazily asked.

"Are you really gonna ask that question when you're about to die?" Sakura mockingly asked. Sakura caught Shikamaru in a genjutsu and quickly made him fall into unconsciousness. She smirked and looked to where Jiraiya was standing and saw he disappeared but the huge frog was still there. Sakura did a few hand signs and summoned a huge slug. (AN: not the one Tsunade uses) She had the slug take care of the frog as she went to find the perv. "Found you, ero-sama," Sakura whispered just loud enough for him to hear and did a really powerful genjutsu as a side trick so he wouldn't notice the poison needle she threw at his pressure point in his neck. Sakura went to find Kisame and Itachi to find that they had a very angry Naruto as they tried to walk back to the base. Sakura sighed. "Oi, Naruto shut up before I hurt you." Naruto instantly shut up. They walked to Akatsuki Base which made the trip twice as long as before because they weren't jumping through the trees.

"Hey, hey, Sakura-chan, why'd you join Akatsuki?" Naruto asked trying to sound his usual self even though he was now officially kidnapped and his best friend was in Akatsuki.

"I wanted to," Sakura answered.

"Well, I'm thirsty. Can I go to the river and get a drink?" Naruto asked trying to not ask why she wanted to.

"Be back in five minutes or I'll make sure Kisame goes and gets you the most violent way possible," Sakura said through gritted teeth. Naruto dashed off. A few minutes later they heard Naruto scream and went in the direction of the voice. What they saw was shocking but Sakura had no idea what it was or actually who it was.

"Itachi…it's Blue," Kisame said totally shocked.

"Naruto, I guess you can't handle seeing people in that state can you?" Sakura asked in a teasing tone as he glared at her. "Tch, I'm a medic-nin. I see people in WAY worse shape than this," Sakura said as Kisame picked her up and motioned for everyone to follow back to the Base.

"Ne, ne, Kisame?" Sakura asked as he looked over his shoulder at her.

"What?" Kisame asked as Naruto listened actually wondering how she could stand him. He's sadistic!

"Do you listen to music?" Sakura asked not really caring that Naruto was there.

"Yeah, why?" Kisame asked cautiously.

"Well, I think if you know these songs they fit you perfectly. Blue by Eiffel 65 or Baby Balooga," Sakura answered with a smirk as Kisame gave Blue to Itachi and grabbed his samehada. Sakura made an 'Eep' and started to run all the way back to the base with Kisame chasing her. Itachi shook his head in disapproval and Naruto sweatdropped.

"Gyaaah!!!!" Sakura yelled as Kisame kept chasing her.

Neither of them used chakra for reasons unknown to even them but without chakra you could tell that Kisame was faster and had more stamina since she was almost out of breath. Sakura saw the base and smiled in triumph. The rest of the Akatsuki must have heard her screaming and came outside with Pein in the front. They all held amused smirks and glints in their eyes. Sakura ran straight for Pein and got behind him while holding him as close to her as she could.

"Pein-sama, make Kisame stop chasing me!" Sakura whined as Itachi and Naruto came in sight. Naruto dared not cross Itachi so he stayed even if he was captive.

"Me? You're the one making jokes like baby Balooga and Blue," Kisame said as he got ready to swing his sword but Pein held his hand up and they both stopped whatever they were doing which in Sakura's case was hiding behind Pein and Kisame's was trying to get her away from Pein.

"Enough, Sakura apologize for making jokes and Kisame apologize for chasing her all the way back with samehada and for future reference I am neither either of your fathers or babysitter so try to refrain from acting like I am," Pein said as they both nodded.

"Kisame-san, I am sorry for the very rude but funny joke about your skin color," Sakura said as she stepped away from Pein and bowed in respect.

"And I'm sorry for chasing you here with my samehada and calling you big forehead pink haired bitch," Kisame said as her head shot up and she glared at him.

"You never said that!" Sakura yelled.

"Oh I didn't? Well, I must have been thinking it," Kisame said as she growled at him.

"Can we torture him?" Sakura asked as Pein shook his head no and she pouted.

"Leader-sama, we found Blue's body and she looks like she's still alive…barely," Itachi said as Pein looked over to Itachi and the body he was carrying as there were gasps heard among the Akatsuki since they've never seen her look that bad.

"I see. Take her and lay her on the couch," Pein said as everyone left and he grabbed onto Sakura's arm before she could go and Sakura looked to him in confusion. "Sakura…honey, can you help Blue?" Pein asked in a sweet voice and she nodded.

Sakura went in and looked at Blue as everyone called her and pushed her chakra through her system to see what was wrong and what she could do. "OK, Blue-sama has 3 broken ribs, a head concussion, chakra depletion so low that it's a miracle she's still alive even just barely," Sakura began and opened Blue's shut eyelids and looked at her eyes. "Looks like she was under some genjutsu and might still be under it," Sakura said as she released any possible genjutsu's Blue might have been under. "And…this is bad but one of her broken ribs has punctured a lung. I'll start working immediately. Can someone get me some cold towels?" Sakura asked as Tobi went to fetch the towels. Sakura worked on the worst first: repairing her lung so she didn't suffocate. Sakura started to concentrate and didn't even hear Tobi come back in with the towels. Eventually, she healed the lung and made sure Blue was breathing and there were no liquids in her lungs…just in case. I mean, she was found by the river. She then healed the broken ribs so that they wouldn't puncture her lung again. After that check she went to the head concussion which was easier to deal with. Sakura looked at her eyes once more and she looked more at peace then she was before she started to heal her. Sakura pushed chakra into her system so she didn't die from chakra depletion. Sakura checked for anymore scratches, bruises, or major injuries and found some on her upper thighs and shuddered. Being a kunoichi was hard especially since that could happen to you.

"She should be fine now. If there's a change in her personality since I never knew her would you please tell me," Sakura asked and they nodded. They soon saw movement and Blue groaned as she groggily woke up and stared at the Akatsuki and then her eyes fell on Sakura.

"Who's she?" Blue asked in a shaky voice.

"I'm Haruno Sakura, the medic-nin who aided you in your recovery and also the newest member of the Akatsuki," Sakura said as Blue nodded and sat up. She took in a shaky breath and looked at Sakura.

"Sakura is a very talented medic," Pein said as he gazed at Sakura and she blushed. Blue caught all of it.

"Pein-kun, can we go out…just the two of us?" Blue asked in a seductive jealous I'm not letting this medic take him voice. Sakura glared at Pein and Blue glared at her. Pein looked at both of them and had no clue what was going on. Deidara sighed knowing full well what was going on but not brave enough to say it aloud.

"-kun? She calls you –kun in front of them and I can't?" Sakura asked glaring at Pein even further.

"Ha, I guess I am more important to him," Blue said with a triumphant smirk.

"Really? Has he laid you?" Sakura asked as Blue paled.

"N-No," Blue said as Sakura smirked and she gasped. "YOU SLEPT WITH HIM…BEFORE ME?!!!?" Blue yelled pointing an accusing finger at Sakura.

"No, but I was about to," Sakura said still smirking because basically that meant he wanted to but she didn't yet.

"Oh, I see, you're still a virgin. Can't let go of your innocence, huh?" Blue asked and Naruto was near fainting at the conversation his best friend was sharing with someone who now hates her guts about a guys TWICE HER AGE!!!!!!!!!!

"I-I-I'm not a virgin! What are you talking about?" Sakura said nervously since probably she and Naruto were the only virgins there.

"Oh? Then go do it with one of them and if they say you're a virgin because I know it will hurt then I'll believe you," Blue said smirking and Sakura smirked back.

"OK, sure, I'll go do it with Pein-sama," Sakura said as Blue paled and glared at her.

"No, you won't! I will first!" Blue yelled as she got up and raced Sakura to Pein. Sakura grabbed one of his arms and Blue had the other while glaring at each other and Pein looked to the others for some kind of help to get these women off of him. The guys whistled and looked away as if suddenly interested in the ceiling. Sakura and Blue looked like they were about to rip off each other's heads while Naruto was trying to sneak out of the Base without being caught but Itachi caught him and threatened to use his sharingan.

"Blue, Sakura, why won't you two calm down and talk things out," Pein suggested but the grip on his arms suddenly tightened. He sighed and picked both of them up and threw them over his shoulder while walking away with two screaming, hitting, and kicking women on his back, He got to a door and opened it with his foot and put Blue and Sakura in it and closed the door while locking it. "You two will stay in there until you can get along." He was met by the girls jumping at the door and trying to claw their way out. He sighed. He'd need 24 hour day surveillance on them.

"Let us out of here!" Sakura yelled. Yes, they could all hear each other perfectly but when you're stuck in a room with your self proclaimed rival and not allowed to come out until you two are at peace and it's just one room with one bed you'd get angry too.

"What do we do? He's not going to let us out of here until we get along," Blue said as they both sat on the floor.

"We could….try to be friends?" Sakura asked and she nodded.

"Let's gossip," Blue said smirking.

"About what?" Sakura asked.

"Kisame and Itachi are outside the door making sure we don't escape so let's make up stuff about them so they'll let us out," Blue whispered and them she thought of something to say. "Hey, guess what, Sakura."

"What?" Sakura asked.

"I heard that Itachi and Kisame fuck every night!" Blue said as Sakura's eyes got wide.

"Well, it does seem logical. I mean they are partners and Kisame seems to be the only one to be able to stand Itachi being so stoic and cold," Sakura said and now they were both convinced that this rumor they just made up was true as they heard talking outside.

"- kill them," Kisame said.

"Kisame, keep your emotions in check. We were told not to open the door," Itachi replied and the girls made a very exaggerated sigh and fell on their back since their plan wasn't working.

"BABY BALOOGA IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA!!!! SWIMS SO WIDE AND HE SWIMS SO DEEP!!!!!!" Sakura yelled/sang as loud as she could.

"I'M AN EMO KID, NON-COMFORMING AS CAN BE. YOU'D BE NON-COMFORMING TOO IF YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ME. I HAVE PAINT ON MY NAILS AND MAKE-UP ON MY FACE. I'M ALMOST EMO ENOUGH TO START SHAVING MY LEGS. CAUSE I FEEL REAL DEEP WHEN I'M DRESSING IN DRAG. I CALL IT FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION MOST JUST CALL ME A FAG. CAUSE THEIR DUDES LOOK LIKE CHICKS, THEIR CHICKS LOOK LIKE DIKES CAUSE EMO IS ONE STEP BELOW TRANSVESTITE!!!" Blue sang referring to Itachi.

"YO LISTEN UP: HERE'S A STORY ABOUT A LITTLE GUY THAT LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD AND ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT AND EVERYTHING HE SEES IS JUST BLUE LIKE HIM INSIDE AND OUTSIDE. BLUE HIS HOUSE WITH A BLUE LITTLE WINDOW AND A BLUE CORVETTE AND EVERYTHING IS BLUE FOR HIM. AND HIMSELF AND EVERYBODY AROUND CAUSE HE AIN'T GOT NOBODY TO LISTEN!!!"

"Let's get leader-sama to get someone else to watch the door, Itachi," Kisame said as Itachi left Kisame there while he went to get someone else to watch the door. Itachi came back and Sakura and Blue listened closely to find out who was watching them so they could find a song to fit them.

"SASORI-DANNA!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS, YEAH!!!!" Deidara yelled as Sakura and Blue smirked.

"You go, Blue," Sakura said smirking.

"DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY. DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY. DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY. DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY. SO NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER OR WHO YOU GONNA LOVE BY YOUR LOVER. LOVE PUT ME WISE TO HER LOVE IN DISGUISE. SHE HAD THE BODY OF A VENUS LORD, IMAGINE MY SURPRISE. DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY. DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY. DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY. DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY," Blue sang/ yelled.

"BABY LET ME FOLLOW YOU DOWN," Sakura responded

"LET ME TAKE A PEAK DEAR," Blue responded.

"BABY LET ME FOLLOW YOU DOWN," Sakura sang back.

"DO ME, DO ME, DO ME ALL NIGHT," Blue sang/yelled.

"BABY LET ME FOLLOW YOU DOWN," Sakura sang back while they both smirked hearing Deidara try to open the door and Sasori hold him back.

"TURN THE OTHER CHEAK DEAR," Blue sang.

"BABY LET ME FOLLOW YOU DOWN," Sakura responded.

"DO ME, DO ME, DO ME, SUE ME!" Blue sang.

"WHAT A FUNKY LADY! OH, SHE LIKE IT, LIKE IT, LIKE IT, LIKE IT. OH, HE WAS A LADY!!!!!" Sakura and Blue yelled at the same time.

"SAKURA!!!!! BLUE!!!!!!!! I SWEAR I WILL HURT YOU, YEAH!!!!!" Deidara yelled angrily as Sakura and Blue broke out in a laughing fit.

"So Sakura, I guess we have a common goal: Make Akatsuki men's lives miserable. Let's be friends," Blue asked putting her hand out and Sakura nodded her hand and they both smiled but them thought back to the whole they both want the same guy thing.

"He's mine," Sakura said as she stood up and glared at Blue.

"Maybe you didn't get something clear. I've known him longer and call him Pein-kun in public. Does he allow you to do that?" Blue asked.

"It doesn't matter. I share the same room with him," Sakura said proudly.

"Well, so do I," Blue said as proud.

"It's late. I'm going to get the bed. You can have the floor," Sakura said as she started to walk towards the bed but got tackled to the ground.

"No, you don't," Blue responded on top of Sakura.

"GET OFF OF ME!!!!!!!!" Sakura yelled at her and they heard voices.

"They're fighting again," Sasori said.

"Err…Sakura-san, yeah! Blue-san, yeah, can you please stop fighting?" Deidara asked.

"NO!!!!!!!!!" Blue and Sakura yelled loudly as they started a catfight.

"He's mine!" Blue yelled as she punched Sakura in the mouth.

"No, mine!" Sakura said as she punched Blue into a wall and then Pein, Deidara, and Sasori came in and saw what a mess Blue and Sakura looked like. Sakura and Blue ran at each other not really noticing that people entered when Sasori grabbed onto Sakura and Deidara grabbed onto Blue. The girls started to struggle but didn't have enough chakra so they gave up and collapsed into the guys' arms.

"Can you two please at least act like you're getting along so we don't end up with two dead kunoichi?" Pein asked as they nodded. "Good, now why won't you two rest because you're not coming out of here until you two can talk without fighting?" Pein said as Sasori and Deidara let go of the girls seeing as they probably wouldn't try and pummel each other in the Leader's presence but once they let go the girls fell onto the ground and glared at Sasori and Deidara. The three guys left the room and Blue and Sakura heard guards change.

"Hidan and Kakazu are watching us now," Sakura informed as the two carelessly got into the bed and drifted off to sleep.

"Oi, wake up!" Kisame yelled at Sakura and Blue who woke up and glared at the whole Akatsuki.

"Go away," Blue said and went back to hugging her 'pillow.'

"Seriously…too early," Sakura said as she went back to snuggling with Blue.

"You two obviously don't know what you look like," Kisame said trying to hold back a laugh.

"You two are hugging each other so close and it kind of looks wrong, yeah," Deidara said and that's when their eyes shot open and they pushed each other off of the bed and screamed.

"STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!" Sakura yelled to Blue.

"FUNNY, I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!!!!!!" Blue yelled back as they glared at each other.

"CAN YOU TWO STOP FIGHTING FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES?!!!?" Hidan asked and he looked really angry. The girls, who were now scared, nodded their heads rapidly. "Good," Hidan said in a calmer tone.

"Now, do you two want to get out of this room?" Pein asked seeing as the girls stopped fighting and glaring at each other. The girls nodded. "Are you two going to fight anymore?" Pein asked and they shook their heads. "Good, you two can come out."

"Wait…what? THIS WAS JUST A FUCKING TIME-OUT?!!!?" Sakura asked/yelled and Blue started to glare at Pein with all of her might. No matter if she really liked him she didn't like time-outs.

"Girls, why won't you two find a common ground and forget about the rocky introduction?" Pein asked and the girls had no choice except to agree.

"OK, hi, I'm Blue," Blue said as she held her hand out for Sakura to shake.

Sakura shook her hand and said, "Hi, I'm Sakura, the new Akatsuki member."

"I love that kimono!" Blue said and the guys sweatdropped.

"Thanks! I love your hair," Sakura said as she looked at Blue's clothes and noticed they were still bloody. "Err…you want me to help you with those?" Sakura asked and she nodded.

"Ugh…I hate getting blood all over my clothes. It's a bigger PMS and I hate that too," Blue said. "I mean, you bleed, have cramps from running while bleeding and are seriously hormonal but with more pain."

"I know," Sakura agreed as they washed the clothes in cold water. "OK, I'm all done. You wanna get some food or something?" Sakura asked as Blue nodded and they walked to the kitchen chatting. "I seriously think Deidara has an eye for you," Sakura insisted.

"What? No way," Blue said in mild shock.

"I saw how he looked at you with relief when you woke up from the coma," Sakura said.

"I don't know," Blue said as she started to think about Deidara and how he would act around her. "Maybe you're right," Blue finally admitted.

"Then you should flirt with him and see if you guys can be a couple!" Sakura said enthusiastically.

"Are you just saying this so you can have Pein-kun to yourself?" Blue asked while glaring suspiciously at Sakura.

"What? No way! I may like Pein-sama but I wouldn't lie to you so I could have him," Sakura said as they entered the kitchen to their favorite blonde bomb artist along with the kyuubi who looked like he was annoying Deidara.

How was that? I'm sorry it took me so long to update! I went to my best friend's house for a sleepover because it was her birthday (L is 4 Love) and my computer kept messing up when I tried to put this chapter on last night!!!! Enjoy!