DeiDei-kunsgirl: OK, there are three reasons I haven't updated the story in such a long time. 1. School started and I want to get good grades so I can go on the out of state field trips 2. I had writer's block and finally 3. I got grounded from the computer…hehe.
Deidara: You know, you wouldn't have to put up with getting grounded if you killed your family, yeah…
Itachi: I have to agree…
DeiDei-kunsgirl: SHUT UP, FREAKS!!!! I'M NOT A CRIMINAL!!!!! I'M AN AUTHOR OF YOUR PATHETIC LIVES!!!!
Deidara: That was harsh, yeah.
Itachi: Hn.
DeiDei-kunsgirl: (sigh) You guys are idiots. I do not, sadly, own Naruto or any of the characters. If I did the name of the show would be Akatsuki and Deidara would be the main character even if he's not the leader.
Deidara: Yay!!!
DeiDei-kunsgirl: Can you be QUIETER!? I have a headache!
Deidara: OK, yeah!
DeiDei-kunsgirl: Thank you. On to the story!
"What's the mission about?" Naruto asked quizzically.
"You both are to travel to Konoha and take this scroll out of the Hokage's office. It's a very dangerous scroll so be careful," Pein explained.
"Hai!" Sakura cheered as she dragged Naruto out of the room.
"So, how far are we from Konoha, Sakura-chan?" Naruto asked as they both started off into the forest.
"Not far but be on the look out for rogue," Sakura warned and he nodded. They didn't talk for the remainder of the trip. Once outside of the Hokage's office they looked in and saw that Tsunade was not there so they jumped in through the open window and started to look for the scroll when Sakura came across something that made her blood run cold.
"Find anything, Sakura-chan?" Naruto asked.
"Naruto….you might want to look at this," Sakura said as she handed him the paper.
"It's a mission to find and kill me at all cost signed by the Hokage," Naruto said shocked.
"That's right, Naruto and I guess since you're here I can kill you right now," Tsunade said from the door way as Naruto became angered and the kyuubi's chakra started to engulf him.
"Naruto, you fight Tsunade and I'll find the scroll Pein-sama wants," Sakura whispered to only where Naruto could hear her. He nodded on response and charged at Tsunade. Sakura went looking through the filing cabinets again and immediately found the scroll. It had a tight and powerful sealing jutsu on it that she wasn't going to break until she was back at HQ. "Naruto! I have the scroll!" Sakura yelled over the fighting sounds.
"Not so fast!" Tsunade yelled as she ran towards an unsuspecting Sakura and stabbed her in the upper thigh with a kunai that looked like it had poison on it. She didn't know if it did or not but she wouldn't put it passed her teacher to use poison.
"Sakura-chan!" Naruto yelled as he went towards his friend who collapsed to her knees but other than that she didn't show any pain on her face. Just then Ino ran into the room.
"Tsunade-sama, I heard voices!" Ino yelled as she saw the whole scene. Then she saw the paper on the floor and read about what the order was on Naruto and quickly become disgusted. "Tsunade-sama…how could you?" Ino asked sadly.
"He was a risk to the village!" Tsunade yelled at her.
"But he was a great friend! You have no right to do this to him just because of something he can not control!" Ino yelled back at her.
"I-I-Ino….," Sakura said as she was barely hanging onto consciousness. Ino looked over to Sakura and than ran over to her side.
"Sakura…I want to go back with you," Ino said holding her best friend's hand. Sakura smiled.
"My chakra was drained from the poison in that kunai so I can't walk…," Sakura stated.
"I'll carry you," Naruto said as he wrapped a cloth around the wound tightly so she wouldn't die from blood loss. Naruto picked Sakura up bridal style and him and Ino along with the scroll left the Hokage's office and sped off towards the Akatsuki Base.
"We're almost there," Sakura said in a tired whisper. Sakura started to feel her chakra return to her and was relieved. Sakura slowly removed the cloth and took out the poison that Tsunade used on her and then healed the wound. By that time they got to the Base and Naruto let Sakura stand up. They walked into the Base and directly back to Pein's office. Sakura knocked three times and heard a muffled 'enter.' Naruto and Ino followed her in and Sakura bowed to show that Ino and Naruto were suppose to bow. Ino and Naruto caught the silent signal and bowed. Sakura lifted her head and threw the scroll at Pein who caught it easily.
"Any trouble?" Pein asked in a business voice.
"Some, but we took care of it," Sakura answered.
"Who's the girl?" Pein asked again.
"Ino Yamanaka. She wants to join," Sakura answered again.
"Any talents?" Pein asked again.
"A spying jutsu," Sakura replied.
"Is she good at using it?" Pein asked again.
"In personal experience, yes. She's also my best friend," Sakura answered.
"Fine, she will stay in Deidara's room then. Dismissed," Pein said as they all left.
"Yippee!!!" Sakura cheered as Ino and Naruto sweatdropped.
"Sakura-chan, Naruto-kun!" A voice said interrupting their thoughts and enthusiasm.
"Blue-chan!" Sakura said happily.
"Who's she?" Blue asked pointing at Ino.
"Ino Yamanaka…she was a friend in Konoha," Sakura answered.
"So…who's this Deidara? His name sounds so familiar," Ino questioned.
"Deidara, the bomb artist that Naruto and Kakashi fought in Sand when he kidnapped the Kazekage," Sakura explained and Ino nodded her head. "Come on; let's go see Deidara-kun!" Sakura grabbed Ino and Naruto's hand and dragged them off into the kitchen while Blue followed.
"Who's the chick, yeah?" Deidara asked pointing at Ino.
"Your mom," Sakura answered and both blondes glared at her. "What? You two look a lot alike," Sakura said in her defense.
"I'm Ino," Ino answered.
"I'm Deidara, yeah," Deidara said.
"Deidara, she'll be staying in your room," Sakura said as she sat down at the table and held her head tiredly.
"You don't look so well, yeah," Deidara said chuckling as she glared at him.
"I'm tired and having a weird craving for shrimp and chocolate," Sakura said.
"Together, yeah?" Deidara asked astonished.
"Yes, together," Sakura answered snobbily.
"My, my, Sakura-chan. Has someone been sleeping around?" Ino asked in a mocking voice.
"One guy, I'm not a whore," Sakura said.
"Do you think you're pregnant?" Ino asked in a calmer more civil tone.
"Maybe. Anything's possible," Sakura answered.
"You are a medic-nin. Check it out," Ino said and Sakura nodded. Sakura put a hand over her stomach and a green glow surrounded her. She concentrated and then the green glow dispersed.
"Yes, I am, in fact, pregnant," Sakura said in a calm tone trying to stay actually calm. Ino on the other hand screamed as to where everyone in the Base heard her. Pretty soon the kitchen was filled with curious criminals.
"What was the screaming about?" Pein asked as Sakura pointed towards Ino who covered her mouth sheepishly.
"Why'd she fucking scream?" Hidan asked angrily that since someone interrupted his praying.
"Ask Sakura," Ino said calmly and Sakura glared at her while all eyes went to Sakura.
"Well?" Pein urged.
"I'm pregnant," Sakura said and most of the guys started to cough except for Sasori, Itachi, Pein, Deidara (who already knew), and Naruto (who also already knew).
"Congratulations, Sakura-chan," Pein said as he hugged her to everyone's amazement.
"Get a room!" Hidan yelled over everyone's coughing. Pein and Sakura's eye's started to twitch madly.
"Hi-dan," Sakura ground out through clenched teeth.
"Hidan! Don't go saying things like that, moron!" Kakazu yelled at Hidan who shrugged.
"I'm going to kill him!" Sakura yelled as she lunged at an unsuspecting Hidan.
"Be ware of pregnant women's hormones!" Ino yelled for advice as Hidan started to run around the kitchen with Sakura close in toe.
"I think he figured that out," Kakazu said plainly as he watched the scene.
"Get back here, Hidan!!!" Sakura yelled angrily.
"No one in their fucking right mind would do that!" Hidan yelled back.
"Well, I'll hurt you worse if you don't slow down!!!" Sakura yelled again and the yelling went on for well over an hour when they were both exhausted and glaring daggers at each other.
"I hate you," Hidan spat out.
"I loathe you," Sakura spat back.
"Instead of fighting why won't you two work on getting along just in case you go on a mission together sometime," Pein said calmly and they both muttered a 'Fine' and left.
"That was…interesting," Naruto admitted.
"Naruto," Pein said and Naruto looked at him. "You might want to read this scroll," Pein said as he handed Naruto the scroll. Naruto read it and was shocked.
"It's my family tree….," Naruto said surprised.
"You're Arashi's son…my nephew," Pein said and Naruto realized something.
"You got my best friend pregnant," Naruto pointed out and he nodded.
"You had sex with Blue," Pein said in defense.
"She's not pregnant," Naruto said.
"Do you know that for a fact?" Pein asked.
"No, but she's not related to you. I am and you got my best friend pregnant," Naruto said calmly. (It's funny how you can have a calm conversation about stuff like this.)
"Maybe, but I love her," Pein admitted.
"Treat her well and I'll have no problem with it," Naruto said calmly and Pein nodded.
"You just want the best for her. It's understandable," Pein replied.
"That was the weirdest conversation that we've ever heard," the Akatsuki said at the same time while Pein and Naruto glared at everyone who disappeared just like Sakura and Hidan did before.
"I want ramen," Naruto admitted.
"Me too," Pein said.
"WE'RE OUT!!!" Sakura yelled from the other room as Pein and Naruto moped.
"Hidan, Kakazu, Itachi, Kisame, Zetsu, Tobi, Sasori…get in here," Pein said calmly as they obeyed and came into the room. "I want all of you to go to Konoha and pick up everything on the grocery list," Pein said as he gave each of them a slip of paper with different things on each list. The lists were as follows (it looks exactly like the list that each member is holding.):
Hidan
1. Ramen
2. Hamburger buns
3. Purple nail polish
4. Yogurt
5. New couch
Note: Don't be stupid!!!
Kakazu
1. Ramen
2. Hamburgers
3. cream cheese
4. Orange juice
5. Chocolate milk
Note: Forget about the money!!!
Itachi
1. Ramen
2. Apple juice
3. Pancake mix
4. Aspirin
5. Herbs
Note: Don't scare the cashier!
Kisame
1. Ramen
2. Tums
3. Brownie mix
4. Doughnuts
5. Sausage
Note: Try and use henge so you don't freak anyone out with blue skin.
Zetsu
1. Ramen
2. Waffles
3. Peas
4. Corn
5. Soup
Note: Use henge and BE nice. Don't eat ANYBODY.
Tobi
1. Ramen
2. Popsicles
3. Porno Magazines (Don't tell Sakura)
4. Bananas
5. Apples
Note: Take the mask off and DON'T say 'Tobi is a good boy!
Sasori
1. Ramen
2. Grapes
3. Tomatoes
4. Kiwi
5. Tampons or Pads (Don't ask why. Blue and Sakura told me to write them down.)
Note: Don't take Hikaru and no freaking people out. Stay on the DL.
"Leader-sama, ramen's on every list," Sasori pointed out.
"And?" Pein and Naruto inquired at the same time.
"Never mind," Sasori said as he shook his head in disbelief.
"You all are dismissed," Pein said as the guys assigned on the mission of grocery shopping left while sulking and saying stuff like 'this is a girl's job.' And 'why the hell do I have to do this?' I, personally, think they're sexist but who cares! Sorry…back with the story.
"So…what do I call you?" Naruto asked.
"Uncle Pein will be fine," Pein said and Naruto nodded.
End Chapter
I would like to give credit to Bleedndreamz! Hope you enjoyed the story...I'm hoping to only write two more chapters to this story but I'm not sure. I have to find the right place to stop. Well, love ya!