Me: Sorry I haven't updated in a while!!! I've had writer's block!!!!
Deidara: You seem to be getting that a lot, yeah.
Me: Oh, shut up.
Deidara: I could kill you, yeah.
Me: Like you would.
Deidara: Wanna bet, yeah?
Me: I can't write about you if I'm dead.
Deidara: That won't stop me from putting you into the hospital…
Me: Err…I don't own the story or any of the characters!!!!! Please R&R!!!!
The guys who were selected to go shopping were all wandering around Konoha just looking for a store to go in.
"Hello!!! I'm Sasara," a girl in her mid-twenties said as she walked up to the guys. They stopped and looked at her. She was wearing a black mini skirt with fishnet leggings and a red tube top. She also was wearing some black stilettos and very little make up. She had red hair into a low pony tail and swung over her shoulder.
"May we help you?" Itachi asked.
"Well, you guys look a little lost. I was wondering if you guys needed some help finding something," Sasara said and Sasori nodded, instantly finding her attractive.
"Where's a place that sells fruits and…," Sasori stopped embarrassed by what he was going to say. "…tampons?" he finished.
"For the wife?" Sasara asked.
"No, I'm not married. They're for two of the members in our organization," Sasori said, trying not to give anything away.
"Hey, Sasori, seriously. We'll let you go alone with her so you can get a little somethin, somethin," Hidan whispered, suggestively as Sasori rolled his eyes.
"Well, follow me, Mr.--," Sasara said.
"It's Sasori. Just Sasori," Sasori said. Sasara started to lead Sasori off to a convenience store and showed him where everything was.
"So…you're a Konoha shinobi?" Sasori asked, finally.
"No…I'm just a civilian. I can't be a shinobi anymore, thanks to a serious injury a while back," Sasara said, sadly.
"Oh, I'm sorry for bringing it up," Sasori said.
"It's OK, you didn't know. Oh and by the way…," Sasara started and she leaned in closer to him. "I know you're Akatsuki," Sasara whispered.
"You're not going to tell the Hokage?" Sasori asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Nah, you're yoo cute for that!" Sasara said, playfully and Sasori got an idea.
"Hey, why don't you come with me back to the Base?" Sasori asked.
"That'd be cool! I think it would be very good for my creative side to be near new scenery," Sasara said.
"You're an artist?" Sasori asked, shocked.
"Yep, I love to paint. Also, most people don't consider this an art but I can sew. I like to make my own clothes and I love to sew faces onto T-shirts," Sasara said.
"Is there anything you can say to make me like you any less?" Sasori asked and she blushed.
"L-Let's just p-pay for the items and g-g-go," Sasara stuttered.
"You're stuttering," Sasori pointed out, highly amused.
"Sh-Shut up!" Sasara said as she swat at him, playfully.
With the other guys
"I wonder how far they've got," Hidan said. Kakazu rolled his eyes.
"Is that all you think about?" Kakazu asked.
"yeah…," Hidan said glaring at his partner.
"Well, quit it. We're on a mission," Kakazu said.
"A lame mission," Hidan mumbled as they continued to walk. "Hey, look at that chick," Hidan said as he saw a girl giving a rebel aura and leaning against a pole with her arms crossed over her chest.
One of her legs was wrapped around her ankle and she was chewing gum while reading a book. Hidan squinted and read the title of the book. He smirked. It said, 'Jashen' on the cover. What Hidan's luck! She was wearing jeans with some chains hanging down, a black tank top with one of the straps resting on her arm instead of her shoulder and it had some cuts across the chest area (not that he was looking or anything). She was also wearing some flat shoes with skulls and crossbones all over them.
Hidan made his way over to her and leaned against the wall. "Hey there, chick, I'm Hidan. What's your name?" Hidan asked as she stared blankly at him. Then, she saw his necklace that was a circle with a triangle in the middle and her eyes lit up.
"I'm Hideka," Hideka said.
"I like it…I was wondering if you could tell me where to buy these items?" Hidan asked as he handed her the list. She looked at it and had him follow her. They talked and went into three different stores and eventually they bought everything and were wondering how to get the couch to his house.
"I don't think we'll get it there easily," Hideka said.
"If I had a beautiful woman to help me I'd get the job done twice as fast," Hidan said and she smirked.
"Aw, you want me to go back to your house so fast?" Hideka asked.
"Hell, yeah," Hidan said.
"Hm, well, I don't have anywhere else to go…," Hideka reasoned.
"No home?" Hidan asked.
"The parentals kicked me out," Hideka said.
"Hm, are you a kunoichi?" Hidan asked.
"Yep, I couldn't kill people for Jashen-sama as easily if I wasn't," Hideka said winking at him.
"Maybe you could join Akatsuki," Hidan said.
"As long as you're there," Hideka said.
"Damn, you're the perfect woman," Hidan said.
"I know," Hideka said nonchalantly.
"Now, how are we going to get the couch back to HQ?" Hidan asked.
"We might need help and about a week," Hideka said.
"We don't have a week but the others are around here somewhere," Hidan said.
"Well, I have telekinesis so I can try and move it but it might be too heavy," Hideka said.
"What can't you do?" Hidan asked.
"I can do anything I put my mind to," Hideka said as she moved her hand towards the couch and moved it easily.
With the rest of the guys
"So Sasori and Hidan both met girls and we still have to buy the rest of the groceries," Kisame said.
"Hn," Itachi said.
"Hey, look at that chick," Kisame said with a smirk.
"Hn," Itachi said.
"I won't question your sexuality or choice in relationships if you can talk to her or something," Kisame said as Itachi glared at him even though Itachi did find her somewhat attractive.
She had long straight black hair and a lot of black make up on like lip stick and eye shadow. She was wearing a shirt that said 'I'm with the igmoe' with an arrow pointing to her left. She was wearing capris that tied a quarter inch above her ankle and combat boots. She had a stoic look on her face and Itachi instantly thought she was pretty strong.
He walked over to her and she looked blankly at him waiting for him to say something.
"Hi, I'm Itachi," Itachi stated and she raised an eyebrow.
"The Uchiha prodigy who killed his whole clan except for his younger brother?" the girl asked. He nodded, wondering if he should kill her. "You're my hero…I'm Itsuka by the way," Itsuka finished.
"Hero?" Itachi asked.
"Hm…yes, I'm a criminal too, ya know," she said.
"How'd you become a criminal?" he asked interested.
"The same way you did," Itsuka replied and he looked at her with the utmost respect.
"You truly are strong," Itachi remarked.
"Thank you. It's an honor to hear that from you," Itsuka said. "So…why are you in Konoha?" Itsuka asked.
"Why are you?" Itachi asked.
"Looking for entertainment," Itsuka answered.
"Grocery shopping for Leader-sama," Itachi replied.
"Let me see you list and maybe I can help you," Itsuka said and he gave it to her. "You should be able to get all these things in the store behind us," Itsuka said as she followed Itachi into the store and helped him find everything he needed.
"Thank you," Itachi said.
"No problem…I guess this is good bye," Itsuka said, sadly.
"It doesn't have to be. Why won't you come back to the base with me? I'm sure the Leader would be pleased with your skills and we could always use more girls around," Itachi said and she gave him a small smile.
"Sure, nothing to loose," Itsuka said.
With the rest of the guys…again
"I can't believe he's talking with her," Kisame remarked.
"This is lame," Kakazu remarked.
"Well, then look who's coming our way," Zetsu said and Kakazu looked at a girl coming towards him.
She was a blonde girl wearing a short camo dress that buttoned all the way to the top and she was wearing two-inch boots. Her hair was tied back into a high pony tail and she was wearing virtually no makeup.
"Hey, cutie. I'm Katsu," Katsu said in a soft, melodic voice.
"I'm Kakazu…," Kakazu answered unsurely.
"So…what's an Akatsuki member doing in Konoha?" she asked as the guys got their weapons ready. She held up her head. "Don't get me wrong. I'm not here to fight. Why would I try and fight people who I know are stronger than me?" Katsu asked as they put their weapons away.
"You need something?" Kakazu asked.
"I was just wondering around," Katsu answered.
"If you're a loyal shinobi shouldn't you contact the Hokage?" Kisame asked.
"Who said I was loyal? I'm a former kunoichi from Mist and now I'm an S-class missing-nin for the assassination of the Mizukage," Katsu said.
"Let's go shopping," Kakazu said, remembering that he had to get the grocery list finished even if he did not want to spend money.
"So…what are you shopping for?" Katsu asked.
"Just some items that Leader-sama told me to get," Kakazu said as they entered a grocery store and she helped him pick out the items they needed. Once Kakazu saw the bill he started to twitch, madly. "I am NOT paying for that. It's too damn much," Kakazu stated.
"Oh, here. I'll pay for it," Katsu stated as she gave the cashier the money and they walked out of the store.
"You want to come join Akatsuki?" Kakazu asked out of the blue.
"Sounds cool!" Katsu said, happily.
With the other guys
"We've lost four strong criminals to women. What next?" Zetsu asked.
"Maybe you'll find a chick," Kisame said with a smirk.
"Doubtful," Zetsu said.
"Give yourself more credit," Kisame said.
"Tobi thinks Zetsu-sempai can get a girl!!!" Tobi cheered as the other guys sweatdropped.
"Then, why won't you be the example, Kisame and go hook up with that girl over there," Zetsu's dark side growled out as he pointed to a girl. Kisame followed his finger and looked at the girl.
She was sitting on a bench, applying lip gloss with one leg over her knee. She was wearing huge, baggy pants and a black T-shirt with the letters 'STFU' on it. She was looking quite bored. She had a light pink hair color, a little lighter than Sakura's but she didn't have a headband on at all. Kisame made his way over to her and she looked up.
'May I help you, sir?" the girl asked.
"I'm Kisame and was wondering if we could talk," Kisame said and she smiled at him.
"I'm Hana," Hana said as she held her hand out for him to shake which he did. "So…what brings you to Konoha?" Hana asked.
"How'd you know I wasn't from around here?" Kisame asked.
"One you don't look familiar and two you're headband is from a different village and has a cut through the middle. I'm taking it you're in Akatsuki?" Hana asked.
"You're very smart to notice all of that," Kisame remarked.
"Thanks…my sister and I would try and out smart each other all the time before she left," Hana said.
"Hey, could you help me with this shopping list?" Kisame asked as she looked it over.
"Follow me," Hana said as they went into the nearest store. Kisame saw Sasori and the girl he was with just talking in the corner quietly. He saw her giggle from time to time and him smirk. He didn't want to know what they were saying.
Hana helped him pick out everything he needed and he paid for it.
"So…you really liked your sister, huh?" Kisame asked.
"Yeah…we were tight," Hana answered.
"Was your sister by any change Haruno Sakura?" Kisame asked cautiously.
"It was…How did you know?" Hana asked.
"Same pink hair…it's very unusual and both of your names have to do with flowers," Kisame said.
"Aa, I miss her so much," Hana said.
"Hey, why don't you come back with me? You could see your sister," Kisame said.
"Could I also be with you?" Hana asked, seductively.
"Sure," Kisame answered with a smirk. She kissed him on the cheek.
"Thanks," Hana said.
With the other single guys
"They all left us, Zetsu-sempai!!!" Tobi whined loudly.
"Shut up, Tobi,' Zetsu's black side said and Tobi instantly shut up. Then, he saw someone.
"Ooh!! She looks pretty!!!" Tobi cheered. Tobi ran over to the girl and left Zetsu there…alone. A girl walked up to him.
"Hey, your friends leave you to?" the girl asked.
"Yeah," he said. The girl was very curvy in all the right places and was wearing a nice red dress that complimented her shape. She had green hair that went down to mid-back and was looking bored.
"I'm Makiko," Makiko said.
"I'm Zetsu," Zetsu said and she smiled at him.
"So, Zetsu, why are you in Konoha? I mean, you are a criminal," she said nicely so he decided she wasn't going to turn him in.
With Tobi
"Hi, pretty lady! I'm Tobi!!!" Tobi cheered.
"Hello, Tobi. I'm Tamaki," Tamaki said.
Tamaki was a lot like Tobi from what you could tell with her outfit. She was wearing bright colors that screamed immature and energetic.
"Does Tamaki want to go help Tobi shop?" Tobi asked.
"Yay! I love shopping! Don't you?" Tamaki asked.
"Of course!!!" Tobi yelled. So, they went off searching for everything Tobi needed to buy.
With Zetsu
They just finished buying everything they needed to and Makiko looked at her watch.
"It's around 4 in the afternoon," Makiko said.
"We should go find the others I was with and you can come back with us," Zetsu said and she smiled. They walked to the front gates and saw the others there each with the girl they were talking to.
"Zetsu, you're finally here," Hidan said smirking at how he also brought a girl along.
"Let's just go," Zetsu said as everyone took off.
They reached the base about two hours later than it would've taken them had they been in smaller numbers but they were crushing. They went inside and heard a very loud argument.
"NO WAY!!!! FLOWERS ARE BETTER THAN CLAY!!!" the voice of what the guys suspected as Ino yelled.
"That would be Ino yelling at Deidara, probably," Kakazu informed the girls as they nodded and went to watch the fight.
"CLAY TAKES WORK, YEAH!!!! FLOWERS JUST SIT THERE IN A POT UNTIL THEY WILT, YEAH!!!!" Deidara yelled at her. "ART SHOULD GO OUT IN A BANG, YEAH…NOT WILT!!!!"
"THEY STILL LOOK BEAUTIFUL AND YOU CAN APPRECIATE THEM WHILE THEY LAST!!!!" Ino yelled back.
"SO DOES MY ART, YEAH!!!!" Deidara yelled back.
"FLOWERS HAVE MEANINGS LIKE A RED ROSE MEANS--,"
"I DON'T CARE WHAT A RED ROSE MEANS, YEAH!!!! FLOWERS SHOULD BLOW UP, YEAH!!!!" Deidara yelled. Ino stopped yelling.
"MEANIE!!!" Ino yelled as she ran to his room, crying. He heard a big slam and knew that he should not go in there.
"You should be nicer to her," Sasara said.
"Who are they, yeah?" Deidara asked.
"Our girlfriends," all the guys answered at once.
"Whatever, yeah," Deidara said as he walked off hoping to mend things with Ino.
OK! This idea was inspired by Bleedndreamz. Hope you all enjoyed!!!! It took me all day to finish this!!!!! And YES, the OC names I used are actual Japanese names. I looked them up!!!!