Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of the characters and I am NOT going to say who is OC because that just takes too long.
Runaway Kunoichi
Ch. 7
"So…where can we go?" Sakura asked boredly from her spot lying down on the ground with her legs against the tree.
"I say a water park," Ino suggested.
"We can't, we don't have a car that will fit all of us, yeah," Deidara said.
"But we do have a car, ne?" Ino badgered.
"Yes…Leader-sama's Ferrari and he's really protective over that thing, yeah," Deidara replied.
"I can--" Sakura began.
"He won't let you. He doesn't even let Konan, yeah," Deidara cut off.
"Well, what are we going to do?" Sakura asked.
"Dunno, but even if he let us use his car it won't fit the whole Akatsuki plus the new members, yeah," Deidara said.
"What if we…act like the teenagers we are?" Sakura asked.
"And what do you have in mind, yeah?" Deidara asked.
"The three of us sneak out, using Pein-sama's car and go to a rave or bar, ya know like we used to," Sakura suggested.
"So you're saying you used to go to raves and bars, yeah?" Deidara asked the two girls, suspiciously.
"No! Why would you suggest that?" the two girls covered up.
"Fine, let's go to a rave, yeah," the girls lit up. "but you two are going to get Leader-sama's keys, yeah," Deidara finished.
"No problem! I sleep in his room!" Sakura said.
"Whatever, yeah. Tell me when you have the keys and I'll tell you where the next rave will be, yeah," Deidara said and both girls wondered how he knew where a rave was going to be.
Sakura and Ino ran into the Akatsuki Base and passed the guys who were sucking face with their newly found girlfriends and Ino went to the kitchen to act inconspicuous while Sakura strode to her and Leader-sama's room, looking as calm as ever.
I mean it's easy to walk into your Leader/boyfriend's room and steal the keys to his Ferrari. Then, take the car to a rave with your girlfriend and her boyfriend and most likely get drunk beyond belief while trying to get back to the base before he notices his car is gone and without dinging or crashing it. Anybody could do it…
Sakura took deep breaths and opened the door to Pein's room. She stuck her head inside and looked left, right, up, down, and forward. No sign of him. So far, so good.
Sakura tip-toed into the room and went to the dresser. She slowly opened a drawer and looked through it. All of his boxers… Sakura now had a nosebleed. She heard the door behind her slam shut. She jumped and shut the drawer fast. She turned around with a hand on her chest trying to control her heartbeat.
"May I ask what you're doing?" Pein asked with a raised eyebrow and his arms crossed over his chest.
"Um…just dropped my earring! I was looking for it!" Sakura covered up.
"Really? In my dresser?" Pein asked.
"Well, I was just cleaning up for you and I must have bent over a little too far and it fell out," Sakura said.
"OK, I trust you not to do take anything of mine," Pein said, leaving the room.
Guilt. That was the only word that could describe what he did. He just guilted her! He probably didn't even know she was planning on taking his keys!
Sakura shuffled through the rest of his stuff, forgetting about the guilt for now and finally found his keys. She grabbed them and ran back outside to where Ino and Deidara were.
"You got the keys?!" Ino asked.
"Yeah…now, Deidara, can you tell us where there will be a rave?" Sakura asked, anxiously.
"Yeah, it's in the basement of a laundry mat in the next village over, yeah," Deidara replied.
"You know which one, right?" Ino asked.
"Yeah, but I couldn't tell you out loud. I'd have to show you, yeah," Deidara said.
"Let's go!" Sakura cheered.
"Who's driving?" Ino asked and everyone froze for a second. They'd have to think for a moment.
Whoever drove would be in more trouble if the Leader ever found out about this little road trip. He'd probably ask who drove and boy would they be lucky to be alive by the end of the day, especially if they dinged the car or spilt something in it.
"I'll drive, yeah," Deidara said.
"What? Why?" the girls asked at the same time.
"You two don't have your license yet, do you, yeah?" Deidara asked.
"I…left the village before I had a chance to get it," Sakura mumbled.
"I have one but I can only drive during the day with an adult over 21 supervising and no other teenagers can be in the car unless it's a sibling," Ino said.
"Then I'm driving, yeah," Deidara said as Sakura tossed him the keys and they both got into the car, followed by Deidara. Sakura sat in the passenger seat and Ino sat behind Deidara. Off they went…to the rave!
They got the rave and parked the car in an alley so no one would find it easily. Then, they put a genjutsu over the alley for extra protecting because it was a pretty nice car and they would be in so much trouble if someone stole it while they were partying.
"Sakura-chan, yeah, you probably shouldn't drink since you're pregnant, yeah," Deidara said and she sighed.
"Fine but what are we going to do if you two get drunk? I don't have a license and you shouldn't drive drunk," Sakura informed and he smirked.
"We're criminals, yeah, so we don't follow the law," Deidara said and she rolled her eyes.
"OK, but what's the password to get in?" Sakura asked and Deidara smirked again.
"It's Akatsuki," Deidara answered.
"Wow…who actually started this rave and how would you know the password?" Sakura asked.
"I was invited, yeah, but I usually don't go to these things," Deidara said.
"Let's go!" Ino cheered.
"Fine, fine," Deidara agreed as they all went into the laundry mat and to the door marked 'basement.' Deidara knocked on the door and quickly said the password as the door opened so that the trio could go downstairs.
The music was very loud and it was very dark in the basement. The only way they could see each other was because of the glow sticks and laser lights shooting across the room. There was well over 300 people down there and more kept showing up.
Deidara and Ino went over to a bar while Sakura went to the dance floor and started to pop and lock it. She was having the time of her life and she didn't know how long she was dancing but soon there was a crowd around her clapping and cheering her on. Then she saw out of the corner of her eye a wasted Ino and a Deidara trying to collect the mess of her and get Sakura's attention. Sakura walked over there and waited for them to tell her something.
"Hey, yeah! Once I can get Ino back into reality we can go," Deidara said as he snapped his fingers in front of Ino again.
"OK, I was feeling kind of tired so it's cool," Sakura said. Ino finally complied and started to stumble out of the basement and to the car with Deidara and Sakura close behind to catch her if she fell.
Once they got to the car Sakura started to feel a little nauseous. This time Ino and Deidara sat in front and Sakura was in the back so she just laid down in hopes the nausea would go away. It didn't.
"Hey guys, I think we should stop real--" Sakura began but she threw up before she could finish the sentence.
"Oh…we're in deep shit," Ino said but began laughing because she was still drunk.
Deidara looked back there and then looked back at the road and changed lanes.
"We have to get it to a cleaner's before he sees it, yeah," Deidara said as he pulled in to an upholstery cleaner and got out of the car. He paid some money to a man who nodded. Deidara motioned for the two girls to get out of the car, which they did. They all went to wait in the waiting room while reading out of date magazines.
"We're finished cleaning your car, sir," the man Deidara talked to earlier said.
"Thank you, yeah," Deidara said as he led Sakura and Ino back to the car. It was pitch black by this time so Deidara turned the headlights on. He put the key into the ignition and started to back up. Then he heard a crash outside. He and the rest of the passengers turned around and realized that Deidara hit a wall.
"Oops…" Ino said for Deidara and then started laughing.
"We're in so much trouble if Pein-sama finds out about this," Sakura voices all of their thoughts.
"How are we going to fix this one, yeah?" Deidara asked.
"Paint," Sakura said.
"That's not gonna work. We'd have to find the exact same paint as the color of the car and make it totally even and where on Earth are we going to get paint at this time of night, yeah?" Deidara asked.
"How the hell should I know? You're the one driving!" Sakura retorted.
"Ugh…guys, I don't feel so well…I'm gonna throw up!" Ino said as she ran out of the car as fast as she could.
"She's not getting back into the car," Sakura said.
"I heard that!" Ino yelled after she finished throwing up all the alcohol she had.
"Do you think they have paint in the shop?" Sakura asked.
"They might," Deidara answered as Sakura got out of the car with her purse.
"I'm gonna look for midnight black, OK?" Sakura asked and Deidara nodded.
Sakura went into the store they just came out of and found a section for paint. She looked around for a while until she found what she was looking for: midnight black. Sakura picked it up and purchased it. She went back out to the car with the paint and a special brush that came with the paint. Deidara handed her a flashlight and she pointed it where they hit the car. It was a pretty bad ding. Sakura opened the pain and dipped the brush into it. She stirred it for a moment and then brought the brush out. She put an even coat of paint over the ding and blew on it for a second just to make the paint dry faster.
"There," Sakura said as she got back into the car.
"Finished, yeah?" Deidara asked.
"Yep…now let's go back to the base before Pein-sama wonders where we were," Sakura said as she buckled her seat belt. Deidara drove off without hitting anything this time…
When they got back to the base Pein was waiting outside with an annoyed and angry look on his face. His arms were crossed and he was looking straight at them when they pulled in. They all got out of the car and stood in a line in front of the leader of the Akatsuki with their heads hung low. Out of the corner of their eyes they could see every other member of the Akatsuki and the women previously picked up by the other guys with their heads against every window so they could see what would happen.
"Exactly where have you all been?" Pein asked, annoyance visible in his voice.
"Um…" Sakura started, nervous.
"Sakura, um is not an answer," Pein reprimanded.
"We were…at a rave," Sakura whispered the last part.
"Ah, I see and did you drink?" Pein asked.
"No! Honest!" Sakura defended.
"Did anyone drink?" Pein asked. Sakura got uneasy.
"Y-Yes," Sakura answered. Pein stepped closer to her. He got so close to her she could feel his breath on her neck. He knew she couldn't lie to him and protect her friends even if she wanted to. They shared a bed! Besides, he could be intimidating if he wanted to.
"Who, Sakura?" Pein asked.
"I-Ino and D-D-Deidara," Sakura answered, shakily.
"And who was driving?" Pein asked again.
"Deidara," Sakura whispered.
"But you didn't drink?" Pein asked.
"No," Sakura answered.
"Did anything happen to my car?" Pein asked. Deidara, Ino, and Sakura's heart stopped. They couldn't lie to their leader. He was damn scary when mad! Sakura was even in it worse! "Sakura, answer my question."
"Yes," Sakura answered, breathing a breath she didn't know she was holding.
"Go back to our room, Sakura. We'll talk later," Pein said, pointing towards the door. There was a chorus of 'ooh-oohs' from the Akatsuki and girls. Sakura felt like she was in a classroom again. Sakura walked back to their room and waited…
"What were you thinking taking a pregnant woman to a rave?" Pein asked no one in particular.
"It was her idea," Deidara whispered.
"I know. I saw her digging through my stuff. Why you didn't say no is beyond me and if anything like this happens again I will kill all of you in the most painful way possible. Don't touch my car," Pein said, raising his voice. "Now, Ino," Pein began, recollecting himself. "what did you all do to my car?"
"Well…um…" Ino looked to Deidara who nodded. "We kind of…well…I kind of threw up in it because I had to much alcohol and then after we left the cleaners we dinged it up so we painted over the ding…" Ino said. Pein growled and Ino and Deidara instinctively stepped back.
"Get inside…all of you!" Pein yelled as everyone who was at the window cleared. Deidara and Ino quickly ran inside in fear of their leader. Boy, did they feel bad for Sakura…
How'd ya like? Well, sorry I haven't updated in a while! Think of this as a Christmas present and I'll try and put my One Shot The Lad of the Tiger? on but can't make any promises. Love you all!