"So what's next?" Robotnik asked, after the laughter died down.

"According to your trusty security cameras they're making their way back here," Sonic answered. "I'm not sure we'll be able to squeeze another one in there."

"Just hang on a second there, mate," Knuckle said, and then turned to Robotnik. "How fast can you run, bloke?"

--

The Freedom Fighters were making their way back to Robotnik's fortress, in much the same walking order as before. The difference this time was Antoine. Since meeting the douche bot, he was constantly on edge. And, of course, noticing and taking full advantage was Rotor.

"Oh what the hell is that?!" Rotor shouted pointing at something.

"WHAT! Zis is not back, no?" Antoine screamed in fear. Sally, growing tired of their antics, ended the whole situation.

"Rotor, knock that shit off. Just because Sonic isn't here doesn't mean we need a replacement. One wiseass is plenty enough to handle. That's it, I've ruled on this matter, I want no more. So Tails, how are you feeling?"

"I'm feeling okay I guess, Auntie Sally. I'm a little hungry though," he replied making a pouty face.

"Don't worry Sugar, we'll get something to eat after we pick up Dumb and Dumber," Bunnie said.

"Yeah really, but which one is Dumb?" Sally asked.

"I'd say Knuckles, Hun. His Australian accent is kind of cute," Bunnie giggled.

"Huh huh, someone is wanting to be making fuck," Antoine observed.

"Oh stuff it up your ass Antoine," Rotor said. "You spot love like you cook, I don't think I need to elaborate, but I mean like shit."

"I think maybe Rotor is jealous," Tails laughed.

"Laugh it up fuzzball," Rotor retorted. "At least I'll be breathing next week."

"OH! Zat was cruel you fuel, huh huh. Zat has been rhyming, no?" Antoine partially scolded.

"Rotor, you shouldn't say things like that," Bunnie reprimanded. "Look we're almost…is that Robotnik?" In the distance Robotnik slowly came running into view. He ran straight past Sally, Bunnie, Tails, and then Rotor. Right as he reached Antoine he lifted his leg and kicked him hard in the balls.



"OWW! Zis was my fucking balls!" Antoine said as he curled up into the fetal position on the ground.

"That was uncalled for," Sally said, frowning at Robotnik. Off in the distance she could see Sonic and Knuckles laughing. "Did they put you up to this?"

"Well it was kind of a mutual agreement, but you have to admit it was pretty funny," Robotnik replied with a huge grin. Sally turned away from Robotnik in disgust, and waited for Sonic and Knuckles to make their way over to her.

"So you're in league with Robotnik now?" She asked as they reached her.

"It's just a joke, Sal. If you want my opinion, you should lighten up," Sonic said trying to stifle laughter.

"That was the same thing Robotnik said just before he burnt down Knothole, remember?" Sally asked.

"Oh yeah, damn, it's a pretty snappy line though, huh?"

"You're unbelievable Sonic, I don't know what to make of you," Sally said shaking her head. "Now let's get out of here before you tell your new friend where Knothole is." Sally pulled Antoine to his feet and started to leave. "Anybody care to join us?"

"Hey Robotnik, catch you on the flipside," Sonic said turning to leave.

"How true that is, I'm sure the next time we meet I'll be trying to kill you again. It's always good to deviate from the same old shit now and again though, isn't it?" Once everyone was ready they began making their way toward the Great Forest. Once on the outskirts of Robotropolis, Sally rounded on Sonic.

"Woah, if you wanted to fondle my balls, you could have just asked," Sonic smirked. "Instead you just stop and do so without my express permission," Sonic chuckled and shook his head. "How are the nuts Tony?"

"Zey are hurting, I might be having to wear ze jock strap to keep ze testies elevated," Antoine whimpered, grimacing.

"You'll have to talk to the Nazi about that, he can probably patch 'em right up."

"Sonic! What were you thinking teaming up with Robotnik?" Sally asked, getting impatient.

"It was a joke, not a team up. Knuckles suggested he run at Antoine and play a little football, hahaha," Sonic said, breaking into laughter.

"It's just a harmless prank, mate. No worries, just right."



"You say harmless, but I see Antoine grasping his balls in pain," Sally remarked. With that everyone, with the exception of Antoine and Sally, started laughing. "You too, Bunnie?"

"Sorry Sugar, but it was kind of funny. We did get to see Robotnik running at full speed that in itself is good for a laugh."

"Let's go you guys, I want to be back in Knothole before dark," Sally said as she started walking again.