Chapter 2 " I always knew they would run." A.K.A Discovery on Kamino

" I know this dart is very interesting, but for some reason I can't avoid Kamino. It's weird." Obi-Wan was journeying to Kamino before he'd make course to Dexter's Diner.

" Ah, Obi-Wan. We have been expecting you." said Tang We.

" Take me to your- oh right. I don't have to make jokes. The 'iron' Anakin isn't here." joked Obi-Wan. Tang We frowned, then led him, eventually, to Jango and Boba Fett.

" Look dad, Tang We's here!" That was Boba Fett.

" Who is that with him? Oh my blaster, it's Obi-Wan! Run my son!" ordered Jango.

" Yes, Pa." obeyed Boba. He ran for the nearest door, which was right next to him. Can't miss it. It even has a sign saying, 'Boba Fett was here!'.

" I always knew they would run." stated Obi-Wan.

" How?" asked Tang We.

" Just did." answered Obi-Wan.

Obi-Wan exited the room via the exact same door Jango and Boba legged it through. He saw Jango, and decided to follow him. He wasn't getting any younger. Or wealthier. As the saying goes, in Obi-Wan language, ' It is better to be wealthy than healthy.'

" Come back here, you bounty hunter!...person...thing..." muttered Obi-Wan.

" We-ne!" Oh yeah, R4 is with him too. Did I mention that? Sorry.

" Quiet, you pathetic- I mean little droid." ordered Obi-Wan.

" WE!" cried R4.

" Astromech, whatever!" shouted Obi-Wan.

" Um...you are going to die, for whatever reason I hate you! I can't remember it now, but I will! Even if it takes 200 years, I'll still remember it!" yelled Jango.

" Yeah right!" mocked Obi-Wan.

" Don't mock me, you idiot." growled Jango.

" What are you going to do? Summon big droids of... droidyness?" Obi-Wan improvised. He seemed to not be impressed by his 'droidyness' joke.

Jango kept running away until they got outside.

" Come back here! You coward!" cried Obi-Wan.

Jango laid out bombs along the way to his ship. Obi-Wan kept getting near misses with these. " Oh god! Bombs!Run away, R4!" he yelled. Little did he know, that he needed R4 to battle Jango's ship.

" Jango Fett, prepare to die!" he shouted to Jango.

" Should I blast him good, Pa?" asked Boba, in the ship.

" Not yet, son. But soon, very soon!" replied Jango, outside the ship.

" K, Pa!" shouted Boba. Jango flew to Obi-Wan, his blasters out.

" Oh, you are going for the idiotic approach? Ok, might as well slice you up now, since you have no family." persisted Obi-Wan.

" Hey!" shouted Boba.

" Oh yeah, Bobo. Was it Bobo? Bobu? Bobe? Boba?" joked Obi-Wan

" That isn't funny!" moaned Boba. He turned on the blasters.

" Oh god!" yelled Obi-Wan

The two idiots continued to battle until Obi-Wan got Jango on the floor. He was about to strike, but Boba blasted him. It didn't harm him, just pushed him away.

The father and son rode away. Desperately, Obi-Wan threw a tracking device onto the

'Slave I'. But they were aware of it...

When all of this is happening, what are Anakin and Padme doing?

" Hello, Mom. Mother. Mama. Mum. Whatever you want to be called today." said Anakin.

" Oh Anakin, stop it!" snapped Padme.

" Sorry! We just used to do it." explained Anakin.

" I know that..." replied Padme.

" So, my little Any, how have you been?" asked Shmi. They went to Anakin's old friend, Watto's to see Shmi. Watto said he sold her to a farmer. She had been captured by Tusken Raiders, so Anakin went to look for her. When they found her, she was weak.

" I love..."said Shmi, but then she slipped away. Anakin was angry at this, and killed every raider in the camp.

" Anakin, calm down!..." said Padme. But Anakin didn't.

Chapter 2 Ends. I think I said that...