Powerpuff Girls and Rowdyruff Boys: Know Your Stars!

"Wow, it's only been half an hour and I have three super heroines mad at me! A new record!" I exclaimed, sitting back down. "Anyway, who do we have today?"

"Hey, Fashionpuff," the boy said. "I'm Brick."

"Oh, you're Blossom's boyfriend, aren't you?" I asked.

"Yep, I love her so much," Brick answered, happily. "I wouldn't love any other girl more than her."

I looked to the audience.

Fashionpuff:Funny, Brick said he was still dating Princess while he asked Blossom to be his girlfriend.

Brick: No I didn't! Princess makes me hurl! You're gonna make be barf up my lunch!

Fashionpuff: Brick:……his real name is Bob Lazybum.

Brick: Nuh uh! My name is Brick Jojo.

Fashionpuff: Brick……he steals roses from his neighbour's garden to give to Blossom.

Brick: No I don't! I buy them with the money I make at my job.

Fashionpuff: Which is what……a dating service? Is that how you won Princess' heart?

Brick: For the last time, I DO NOT LIKE PRINCESS!

Fashionpuff: Brick……he thinks Bubbles is hot.

Brick: Sure, she's cute, but Blossom is hotter than her!

Boomer: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

Brick: OH, NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID!

Boomer appeared from backstage and chased Brick around his seat and I, as the audience continued to listen and watch.

Fashionpuff: Okay……now you know Bob Lazybum.