Hoorah… I'm back with a chapter 2

Hoorah… I'm back with a chapter 2! After continuous days of PSP RPGs I've finally decided to write another chapter :D Hope you guys enjoy

Disclaimer: I do not own Hayate no Gotoku but I would gladly trade my soul and a cookie to Kenjiro Hata for the rights to the series

Chapter 2: I don't like TPS but I do like FPS

Ahhh… our hero/heroine again, how are you doing ma maaaaan?

Hayate sulked through the foyer of the Sanzenin mansion, his arms draped down, and his hair covering his eyes just like in those emo characters do for dramatic effect in animes like Nto. But our hero wasn't trying to be emo, no, he had no choice but to sulk for he was drenched of exhaustion and he could no longer walk properly like a modern day butler.

"…Please do not refer to me as a caveman." Hayate continued to sulk along the red carpeting leading up to the huge staircase. His hand fell onto the railing, the carvings engraved into the oak wood insinuated his senses and he began to feel excited.

Are we turning this into a lemon fanfic?

"CRAP!" his hand releases from the railing and he jumps up and hides behind a lavender curtain. Slowly, he takes little peeks at the railing… and then up at the sky. Mmmm… this author must be perverted. He thought. Oh! Maybe I'll have my alone time with Maria-san.

The Arbiter: You have a better chance of me bringing in gunll lozs into this fanfic than that happening.

Mmm… so he can hear my thoughts too. After this engaging conversion with our god and author, Hayate finds his manhood once again and comes out of the curtain.

Just at that instant, Klaus walks by the foyer. God only knows what's going on in his head.

Mmmm… thank god to the author, I shall get my screen time today.

The Arbiter: Just to spite him, I'm not gonna add him into this chapter.

Mmmm… maybe I should wear a neko-mini cost- -poof- Suddenly, a cloud of smoke replaces where the old geezer was walking, as it dissipates, he is no where to be seen!

Hayate's idea of the god changes, so deep in shock he is only able to belch one word. "…H4x…" Recovering from his superior's disappearance and without even thinking if he would come back or not, Hayate gets right back on task – bringing the bad news to his Lady and hopefully the bell being enough to repent for his actions.

Our hero continues to walk up the stairs, step by step, slowly climbing the stairs of manhood!

Hayate's mind whirls of the countless possibilities of what may happen if Lady Nagi should be displeased with his actions. Emancipated? Killed? No… worse, Fired? The thoughts too disastrous he pushed himself to think positive. Before we know it, our hero arrives at a 15-foot willow wood door. A golden sign on top reads but screams to him: death. The butler in dept sighs, his only option is to confront his Lady and tell her the truth and rely on the bell for a repercussion. "Yes! I shall be a man."

His hands land on the knob… he turns and pushes slowly inward. The slightest crack – and a powerful, cold gust of wind blows into his face. This power… might it be… Ba L wv!? Milady is in danger, overcome the situation, people in animes must always be able to defy the laws of physics in times of need!

Moron!

Hush you. Hayate turns his head towards the wind, slowly etching back due to the strength of the fluid. HERE I GO! An epic battle of good and evil, love and war, holy and unholy begins! Our hero makes the first step into the oblivious, random, and ever so well furnished lands of the wind filled room. His only motive- the safety of his Lady. Icicles start to crystallize on his uniform, his blood runs cold, the wonderful blue hair of his starts to freeze and lose its sheen. This power… Hne of popa! The battle wages on, the mental strength of our hero starts to dissipate, his brains cells begin to die. Only a little more… a little more footing and he can get into he room safely. With one last burst of hot strength, his footsteps onto the laminate flooring – suddenly – the wind stops. A fan is seen in the background… The work of Saku… Our hero dies from the battle.

A voice calls back from the fan. "Oi, Hayate, you know you can't die til our grosses go down right?"

The lady in blue makes a comment on the weak butler. A foot starts to kick at the downed war veteran. "See Nagi? He's weak. He couldn't even walk through a hurricane wave."

The head of our downed POW lifts up using the freeze frame option that anime uses repeatedly. "Hurricane…" his head drops once more to the ground, the little cup he was holding rolls out of his hand and only the floor. Its rim forms a semi circle and frolls about on the room. Plop, it comes to a stop.

The lady in blue picks up the cup— "Huh… Nagi, isn't this…"

Nagi, from behind her large kingsized chair mumbling to herself in a deprived state of concentration. "Ahhh... Spartan0382 you're so dead you stupid lagger."

A voice booms from out of Nagi's surround sound speakers.

"YEA WHATEVER GIRL, I OWN YOU ANYDAY. I RAPE YOUR LITTLE SNIPER RIFLE WITH MY M4A1 LULULULULULULUL NOOB.

"Don't make me send my butler to your front door and kill you."

"YEA WHATEVER NOOB. URSOLATEKKTHXBYE"

"Hayate..."

"Yes, oujou-sama?" SWEATDROP AND DEPRESSION.

"You don't mind going to California to teach this Spartan0382 a lesson do you? No one calls Nagi Sanzenin a noob at sniping and gets away with it. But then again, maybe I should just put him on my block list and refuse any games with him... yes, that would be better."

"Anyways... Nagi, have a look at this teacup."

The blonde haired hikikomori turns around. "What?" Her hands lands onto the bell… she stays there, still. Seemingly being frozen in time. "That's… that's the bell from Shg no Sa…. explosive touch!"

"Oh? Is that what it is? Here pass it to me." The well built 13-year-old examines the cup- I am suddenly cut off?

"Pedophile author…" Saku blushes and turns to the side.

The Arbiter: I'm 13 you know. My b-day is on the 19th by the way.

"Oh really? Still doesn't compensate for that total pervert comment you just made. Happy early birthday by the way. 14 really sucks"

The Arbiter: kkthxbye

"Whatever boy, you're the author."

The Arbiter: A worthy opponent you are.

"Anyways, Nagi this cup… we're thinking it's from the same period aren't we?" Saku moves her finger up the mosaic drabbing on the cup so well crafted.

"Ancient Rome… the lost cup of tukunakukutalolmoe."

"EHHH?" Hayate exclaimed. "Is that even a name? Tukunakukutalolmoe?"

Saku nodded, looking down at the cup. "Indeed, Tukunakukutalomoe is a lost civilization that dissipated after the assassination of Marcus. It's been said that the cup contains the ability to display a map to the sacred caves of Tukunakukutalolmoe where the sacred Pn Pn X-R was buried along with the sacred remnants of the sacred Great Swrd of Laetion from Valrie Pfile.

The infamous oversized anime sweatdrop drips down Hayate's head as he is sent into despair. "…That's bs."

"That may be true, but it certainly is not a lie my dear Hayate." The blonde ojou-sama explains. "You see, Hakuou academy along with other prestigious schools around the world have been looking for this cup for years now because of the uncontained power that is released when Pn Pn X-R holds Great Swrd of Laetion. It's been written in only the most critically acclaimed text books to act as a leisure activity for students."

"Eh… I see…"

"Where did you find the teacup anyways?"

The infamous sweat drop strikes again! "it was on a barrel in Mexico City."

"Just as the prophecy proclaimed years ago…"

Eh… Is this a cult thing or just for educational purposes?

"On another note, Saku."

"Yea?"

Nagi winks with the anticipation for adventure! "You up for a treasure hunt?"

God dammit that Tukunakukutalolmoe is insanely hard to spell out.