A bunch of idiotic CRACK drabbles that may not be even funny. Features OCness and character intelligence exploitation. Characters: Dino, Tsuna, Gokudera, Yamamoto, Ryohei, Hibari, Lal. Brief mentions of Reborn and Haru as well as an OC in one drabble.

Xanxus; A fierce vampire, lurks within the darkness of Italy. He later encounters a noble, named "Superbia Squalo." Will Squalo die, Or be with him? Xanxus's heart will decide.

Note: fem27xGiotto. What happens when Giotto does something bad to his unknown fiance that was living with him as his sister? more on inside!

One-shot. Even if he's a mafia boss, Tsuna still knows whats best when it comes to caring for friends.

Corre…escapa…y…aléjate…Porque…nuestro amor…es…prohibición…encarnada -BelxFran-XanxusxSqualo-ByakuranxMukuro-FongxViper- Onegai entren!

8059 ONESHOT: One memory he doesn't forget though, is the one that ensues off the 4" by 6" postcard tacked to his wall of bright red gondolas in a sparkling canal.

Sawada Tsunayoshi worked under the name Tsunami, the renowned writer, actor and presenter of the Vongola Entertainment & Media Empire, and also the 10th generation boss. How will he make his way into romance and power? All27! Gender-bender!

Their relationship started out quite simple. All Yamamoto had to do was blow up Hibari's office. No biggie. 8018.

Yamamoto needs to find the perfect gift for their anniversary. 8018.

I knew it: these two were inseparable.

Where exactly had Hibari Kyoya picked up his infamous "kamikorosu" phrase? And what about herbivore...? Tonfa included.

"You... loved... someone?" Well, Haru is always broken heart. But, if Gokudera suddenly confessed to her, will she accept? Sucks at summary. Just RnR!

Tsuna finally meets the king; the man that plagued his mind ever since he was little but something's wrong.As he starts to know the king, he keeps calling Tsuna "Patience". Just who is she and why is he so obsessed with that girl? Rewritten.

Ken calls Chrome as a pumpkin, but he calls M.M as her real name. The reason is that he likes her.

Chrome and M.M were drinking in a bar. Chrome asked the reason why M.M hated her, but M.M couldn't answer easily.

Hibari followed everyone upstairs to the seemingly inhabited forest of Namimori. He stopped before the others and gazed at the person who was coming forward, a gentle smile on his lips. Sawada Tsunayoshi was alive. spoilers i think

How he loathes those words, "I love you, Kyouya." D18; another look at their imperfect relationship.

Karin has had a crush on Yamamoto for a while, too bad He's to dense to get a clue. Will Yamamoto ever figure it out?

Adelheid was fighting with some gangs, and Chrome found. Both girls began to fight.

We should definitely just fall in love with each other, get married, and call it a life. Slightly OOC Reborn; YamaGoku, HibaTsuna, mention of MukuChrome, RebornXLambo

ONESHOT: Tsuna has to send his Guardians invitations for a Grand Mafia Event!

Every word you say or dont say affects history, whether yours or the worlds, in this case a letter will make all diffrence

I don't want to speak, I really don't want to. But, she came approaching me; amidst the white walls that drives me crazy. One-sided 8627, chara death; oneshot; AU; Side story of Beyond Verde's Scientific Knowlegde.

Kisah singkat honeymoon Tsuna dan Kyoko! TYL! A oneshot of 27K fluffy, RnR please!

TsunaXHaru..He said Hello and she said goodbye for the very last time. i do not own katekyo hitman reborn