-1(Camera fuzzes, clearing up to see Starfire sitting on the edge of her bed, head cocked)

Hmm…Is this on? Yes? Okay, thank you Beast Boy!

Hello, video camera. From what I am told, you are to record me as I tell of things that annoy me, mainly concerning fanfiction. Well…

(Starfire gets up briefly, checks and closes her door, and returns to her bed. Some of the usual Starfire sweetness has gone)

I am not the "bunny-loving, pink obsessed prep," as Raven once called me, all the time. And trust me, when you live around this Tower, you seize the chance to blow off some steam when you get the chance.

Now then, where shall I start this "rant," as Beast Boy calls it. Ah, yes. Why in X'ahl's name does everyone seem to think that I ALWAYS call people "friend?" Yes, I do somewhat frequently, but I am most capable of referring to someone without adding some prefix. Honestly. And as a related note, I am so tired of people writing about me as if I would fall in love with a dead bird if it winked at me!

…CYBORG! Robin is most certainly NOT a dead bird!

(Starfire gets up, and we hear star bolts flying and the sound of Cyborg running away)

I am sorry for the interruption. See? I am not always a cute little buttercup. Remind me, by the way, that I still need to concoct some sort of revenge on Beast Boy for calling me that.

Anyway…where was I? Ah, yes! Before a certain robot interrupted me, I was speaking of the many writers who portray me as a little girl who swoons at the slightest interest. To all of you writers: I do not wish to cause you harm, but if I continue to find stories of this sort, I DO have connections to the Tamaranian militia.

…Excuse me.

(Starfire gets up, walks out her door, and a muffled scream is heard. She comes back to the camera)

Apologies. Cyborg seems bent on recording my less-than-sweet and fluffy side. I have turned him off. Ah, yes, that actually brings up another subject: pairings. Why in X'ahl's name would I date Beast Boy? Do not get me wrong: Beast Boy is a wonderful person. He's often humorous (well, I think so, anyway. I have been told that I am the only one that believes such), and he can be absolutely adorable at times, namely when he performs "The Face," as he calls it.

Cyborg and I? Uhm…No offense to Cyborg, but I would never leave Robin for him. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't leave Robin for anyone. Our time in Tokyo has made me realize that Robin is my "one," as Beast Boy says.

Well….I shall return if I feel the need to say more.