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(Camera fuzzes, shuts back off. Fuzzes again, comes into focus,. Robin standing in front of his bed with his face in the camera)

Er… Is it on now? Should've just used Cyborg's camera… oh well.

(Camera shuts off again, then turns back on, Robin still standing there)

Yep, now it's definitely on. Well, Beast Boy got this thing with the bright, and may I add, brilliant, idea that we could use it to record our feelings on the fan fiction that is produced based off of ourselves. So many places to start from…which one first…

Ok, let's talk character. First off, I am NOT a drill sergeant. We have a training schedule, yes, but I don't randomly say "We're going to five sessions a day!", nor do I threaten my teammates with training except as a joke. Well, ok, I was serious that ONE TIME, but that was when I made Beast Boy train an extra hour for planting Starfire's underwear in bed and taking pictures to send to Titan's East. He forgot I have gadgets that can pick up fingerprints. Good game, Beast Boy, good game.

Now let's talk romance. I may be a little on the oblivious side when it comes to love, but I've noticed Starfire ever since we first met. Purposely ignoring affection and being too much of a love-stupid retard to see it are two different things, yet I see lots of stories that make it seem like I don't know that Starfire exists. Huh?

And while we're talking about love, let's get one thing straight: Batman can find anyone, and I swear I'll sic him on the next person who writes a Robin/Slade fic. And on that thought, excuse me.

(Robin goes out of the room and the sounds of the shower are heard. Robin comes back in a new uniform)

Sorry, I just feel flat-out disgusting every time that thought crosses my mind. Yeesh. Yes, I spend way too much time studying him, but that's because I want that madman stopped!

(Robin's head turns and Raven is heard saying something unintelligible)

Oh, and Raven seconds that thought.

(More unintelligible speech)

She also says that I have her full permission to sic Batman on the person that writes a Slade/Raven fic too. She also made a few threats that I'm not going to relate.

Anyway…

Oh yeah! Next up on my list: Hair gel. Must everyone disrespect the hair gel?

…Did I ask you, Cyborg? How would you know, you don't have any hair to put hair gel in! Swish! Three points for the Boy Wonder!

Anyway, back to my point. So many people disrespect the hair gel. It's what makes me…me! I wouldn't be Robin without the spiky hair! That's like my identity, man!

……

(Robin throws his hands in the air)

Actually, thanks Beast Boy, you reminded me of my next related subject. My outfit does NOT look like a traffic light!

(everyone in the Tower is heard saying loudly "YES IT DOES!")

Okay, fine. It's got the colors, I'll admit. But it also has black! Black eye mask, black cape, black little patch with the first letter of my name on it… Okay, maybe it is a little dorky. But it's still my identity! People wouldn't recognize me without it!

TAKE THAT BACK, RAVEN!

(sigh) Word of advice to all superheroes: Don't live in close quarters with someone who can place different parts of your body in different dimensions. You can't do diddly to them when they insult you.

By the way, I'd just like to say this, too, as a warning for flamers: My cape is a friggin' titanium polymer. Do you have any idea the towel snap that bad boy can do? Cyborg sure does. Put dent in left leg that he had to take 2 hours fixing. Then again, it also dented the T-Car because he dodged like a pansy… I did some running after that one.

One final subject: Red X. I don't know who's behind that mask, but I do know that fan fictions that portray him and Starfire going out are unrealistic due to one thing: I have a sword that I can impossibly make out of two Birdarangs and I am NOT afraid to use it.

Well, I guess that's it. Robin, out.

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Okay, due to someone's review on my story, I guess I need t post a disclaimer: I do NOT hate any one author. It takes a lot for me to hate a story (criteria includes realism, spelling/grammar, etc.) and my criteria is VERY loose. I write based solely off of the animated series, thus why this is under the Cartoon category. This fic is not meant to be offensive to ANYONE.