Tekken's Next Top Model

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The Bikini Show

"Excuse me, but why are you smoking again?" asked Lili to Nina.

"Well, that's because I like to!" said the Irish mom.

Soon, the Mishima Zaibatsu is planning for a bikini show. Everybody is allowed to join, also Leo.

"OMG, Leo's gonna join us, PUH-LEEZE," said Christie.

"Well, that's a good one, pal. Are you trying to kick her butt off!?" asked Steve.

"Fufufu, indeed," said Christie.

It is the Bikini Show in Salinas. Well, everyone wanted a tan because right now it is summer time to do the catwalk.

Everyone is prepared—except for Xiaoyu who is "too short" for a model. Instead, she wears a "furry" bikini to show that she really loves fur.

But the most famous Animal Rights Organization is the sponsor of the program. So, it is a very dangerous thing to Xiaoyu wearing a fur bikini.

Lili accidentally wore a T-back underwear, strapless bra and of course, high-heels. Of course, she already had this "tan" in her but no one liked it.

Christie on the other hand had a tube blouse and of course, very short shorts and of course, boots.

Julia wears only a bra and underwear. Good thing she is not being criticized by the judges.

Asuka wears her geisha outfit then everybody booed on her.

Xiaoyu then wears her furry bikini and with huge, thick boots. Soon, the red sign alarmed.

Last but not least, Anna Williams had her naked body painted with gold.

Nina Williams then judged the contestants.

"Lili has this 'drawing' on her butt, Christie had her bra exposed, Julia is ninety-five percent naked, Asuka is a violator, Xiaoyu disobeys the laws of Animal rights and Anna is NAKED!!" said the Irish blonde.

After that, the winner is… Leo.

Everyone laughed.

Because Leo wore a bra and an underwear, hahahahahahaha!!

Back in the Mishima Academy, all the girls got mad at Leo then they gathered around to black-eye her.

"Ooh, aah, ahh--OOHW!!" said the German.

"Good for you, whore," said Christie.

Then Leo said, "I'm no goddamn whore!"

Then Lili said, " How can you be so sure of that?"

The German said, "You, there blonde," pointing to Lili, "You there, tanned girl," she pointed to Christie, "You there, Japanese girl," pointing to Asuka, "You Cherokee," pointing to Julia, "You Chinese kid," Pointing to Xiaoyu and last but not least, Anna Williams, "and you old bitch, ALL OF YOU GODDAMNED FREAKS ARE LIKE A MADAF--ING A--H--S!!"

"Oh, I think this bisexual kid knows everything," said Christie. "Let's get him, guys!!

Then Leo kicked their butts and they soon fall off. When they're getting revenge against "her," the girls asked altogether in chorus, "Are you a guy, girl, gay, tomboy, lesbian or bisexual?"

Then Leo said, "Will you stop asking me that crap and SHUT UP YOUR GODDAMN MOUTHS!?"

Then the girls walked out.

NEXT EPISODE: Leo Kliesen: A Gay or a Lesbian? DON'T FORGET TO R&R THIS EPISODE!!