Leo Kliesen: A Gay or a Lesbian?
Disclaimer: Tekken 6 is a registered trademark of Bandai Namco.
A/N: This is really yaoi if you know what I mean.
Summary: Every cool guy in school gets really confused whether our favorite Hakkyoku-German kid is a guy or a girl.
At the Mishima Academy…
Leo: I am Leo Kliesen… and I don't know if I'm a guy or a girl… I really even don't know what my gonad is.
Everybody: (Laughing)
Hwoarang: Haha! You don't even know if your gonad is a dick!
Paul: QUIET!! Now Hwoarang, don't be so indecent or green-minded. This is not a science class!! GRR!!
Leo: (crying) Huhuhu! I really don't know if I'm a guy or a girl…
Paul: Aww, don't worry about that, son. Let's go to the psychologist-doctor instead.
Leo: Okay.
At Dr. Shrink…
Paul: (Opening the door violently) OSU!!
(the door smashed)
Mojo-Jojo: Can't you just knock the door!?
Paul: Uh-oh… EARGH!!
Leo: Run, run!! EAGH!!
Mojo-Jojo: Well, well, well if it is the girly-guy who wears a man's outfit… (pulling Leo's shirt)
Leo: No, please, NO!!
Leo was locked but Paul was pushed out…
Mojo-Jojo: Now tell me if you're a boy or a girl… NOW!!
Leo: I'm sorry but I still really don't know what my gonads are…
Mojo-Jojo: Whether it is the D-word or NOT!!
Leo: Come on, man!! This is not related to you, look. I know that you're a MALE and you're a monkey, right?
Mojo-Jojo: YES!! But you… are a gay… or I mean… LESBIAN!!
Leo: Cut it off, man! I still really don't know but I wear a man's outfit but I look like a girl or something.
Mojo-Jojo: Do you have a crush on Hwoarang…
Leo: Yes… but whenever he teases me I'm turned off.
Mojo-Jojo: Do you fight with girls?
Leo: Yes. Mostly I pick a fight with Lili.
Mojo-Jojo: In which C.R. do you enter?
Leo: Men's or sometimes women's.
Mojo-Jojo: AHA! SO I PROVE THAT YOU'RE GAY!!
Leo: NOW CUT IT OFF, MONKEY!!
On the next day…
This is EVOLUTION…
It is the Domination of E-Games then it is announced that Tekken Online is now available on PC and it is available worldwide.
Everybody's reaction…
Heihachi: Reactions anybody?
Leo: Uhm, I won't agree… because they'll dress me up as a wimp or a nymph…
Lili: Yes yes… I do.
Hwoarang: Of course… why not?
Christie: Uhm, YEAH!!
Leo: As for me, I won't! (blushing)
Lili: Why?
Leo: AS I TOLD YOU PEOPLE I WILL BE DRESSED UP AS A WIMP!!
During the Annual Rochefort Fashion Show in Versailles…
Announcer: …and here comes Leo Kliesen…
Everyone saw Leo wearing a Christie Monteiro outfit; a revealing purple top and a revealing white bottom. It was Christie's idea of making other people "laugh" like a chimpanzee. But Leo felt embarrassed, humiliated and exhausted. Everyone laughed at him but the women "envied" Leo's female legs and also the body. But Leo has no big bust nor a big bum.
Everyone laughed again because of his ultra-fair complexion. Then the German said, "Do I look like a ghost or something?"
Back in the school…
Christie: How did you feel?
Leo: I hate it!! You—whore!!
Christie: WHY!?
Leo: 'Coz you put me into SHAME!!
Christie: Look, man. Don't be ashamed. You're beautiful, see!
Leo: ARGH!! BACK OFF BEEYYYYYAAAATCH!!
The German kid was very ashamed of himself. She was a fighter, but now she's the shame record. Nah, just kidding.
Meanwhile…
Steve: I heard Leo's voice… it sounds like Lili's.
Hwoarang: But a bit lower, though… uhm… like a 12-year old kid.
Steve: Man, why should he be a girl or what?
Hwoarang: He looks like a girl, see. "She" is a lesbian or a gay or bisexual.
Steve: Will you please… stop it!?
Hwoarang: NO WAY!! I SHOULD BE THE "DUDE" OF THE WEEK!!
Steve: Hwoa… please. You can't just beat the kid…
Hwoarang: Oh, yeah!? HE'S A GIRL!!
Steve: No, he's a kid.
Hwoarang: I TOLD HE'S A—
Jin: Now what's the problem in here?
Hwoarang: Never mind, jet-black head. I dislike Leo because he's a GIRL!!
Jin: (Laughs) Yes, indeed. I defeated him.
Hwoarang: Does he usually pick a fight with my dear Lili?
Jin: YEP.
Hwoarang: How can that "bisexual kid" wears Lili's signature white dress?
Steve: LOL really funny, though.
Hwoarang: Hehehe, at least that kid really looks like a girl.
Steve: Is he fluent in English?
Hwoarang: All he can say is "You done with you homework? Me is done already."
Steve: Very funny. What else?
Hwoarang: Let me see, hmm…
FLASHBACKING…
Hwoarang: Do I look good today?
Leo: No. You not look good today. Bad you look today.
Hwoarang: You mean I don't?
Leo: Yes. You not good-looking right now. You room is scatter-scatter.
Hwoarang: Now what!?
Leo: Haha! I think you shut up today.
Hwoarang: OMG you are SO wrong grammar.
Leo: Me no! I look good in speaking English!
Hwoarang: FIX THAT OR ELSE!!
Back…
Hwoarang: So that's why he's so… moronic in English, though.
Steve: But it's quite improving.
Hwoarang: Yeah. Like how he speaks English with a German accent.
Steve: DEMO DEMO
Hwoarang: He pronounces "if living is without you" is "tulibu dibu douchoo."
Steve: OH? What else, tell me!!
Hwoarang: Instead of "they are the supporters," he says, "They is supported me."
Steve: (Laughs). Gimme more!
Hwoarang: Okay, let's see, hmm…
Flashback…
Leo: Hehehe, I know what you're thinking of…
Steve: What is it?
Leo: Hyoo is hielo-head!! Err, yow aw fwom Austwewiya, hwright?
Steve: U.K.
Leo: Oh, K.O.
Steve: You mean, THIS!? (punching Leo's face)
Leo: OW!!
Back…
Steve: Hwoa… not that!!
Hwoarang: Oops, sorry.
Flashback…
Hwoarang: Yeah, Leo is indeed a poor English-speaker. He has wrong grammar and his words are quite BROKEN!!
Leo: Oh, ye? Sea wat eye mean?
Hwoarang: You… so argh!!
Leo: At list I gnome ouch mow German then yow!!
Hwoarang: Now what!?
Back…
Leo: Hi, guys?
Hwoarang: Oh, so it's the bisexual kid again.
Leo: AUGH!!
Hwoarang: So, what can we do next?
Leo suddenly kisses Hwoarang naked and kissing him mouth-to-mouth. The kid also lets Hwoarang take off his clothes. Leo has no underwear.
(Kissing scene)
Guys: Mwah, uhmm… mwah… mwah… mwah…
When Steve saw it, his eyes grew bigger (exaggeration). Then he vomits.
Leo and Hwoarang are kissing naked in the floor while Steve vomited. Soon, the FBI police came to arrest the two.
WHOOPS!! DON'T FORGET TO R&R!!