A/N: I apologize for the OOC-ness of basically everyone. :)

The dramatically oversized doors to the breakfast hall creaked opened slowly. Bit by bit, the group of new brawlers inched from behind the door. "Pit!" Master Hand suddenly yelled.

"Y-yes." A boy stepped forward, his beautiful white wings twitched nervously. "Welcome to Smash Mansion!" Master Hand held out... himself to welcome Pit. "Yeah..." The angel grasped Master Hand's pinky carefully, and moved it up and down. You could kinda hear the fangirls squealing in the back round. "So..."

"Sit down."

"Oh, okay..."

The guys were in envy, the girls were in awe. Who doesn't love Pit after all? He glowed with a holy light as he sat down next to Ness and Kirby, who were both far from awe and envy. In fact, both were devising a plan to "welcome" the newcomer. Kirby scooted closer to Pit, with Ness in silent rapture behind him. Pit didn't notice though, he was too busy watching Master Hand introduce the following smashers. The boy's attention was finally caught when Kirby was practically on his shoulder, leaning to his ear. He instinctively shrunk back a bit. "H-hello there little guy." Pit smiled and patted Kirby on the head. A sly smile crept over Kirby's face. "What is it?' Pit questioned, confused by this odd behavior. Surrounding smashers had began to shake their heads in dismay. Kirby's eyes grew wide and watery, his tiny mouth fell open. He stared into space eerily. "Hey man, you okay?" Kirby flinched suddenly, causing Pit to shrink back once more.

"I...I..." Kirby began in an ominous tone.

"I farted on you."

Ness could take it no longer. He roared with laughter, falling out of his seat and pounding his fists on the floor. Kirby followed his actions. Master Hand's voice stopped. He had been in the middle of introducing Olimar and his army of Pikmin. Pit froze, took one quick sniff, and stood up. "Eww..." He winced. "EWWWWWWWWW!" He ran off, screaming in disgust. Pit scampered around in frantic circles at first, then he bolted towards the hall doors in embarrassment. Running at top speed, Pit suddenly tripped over a small foot that had been purposefully placed in his path. This arose laughter in everyone, even the newcomers. Poor Pit had fled from embarrassment. Roy watched from the window, observing the hilarity of it all. "Yeah... you just wait... I'll be back."

"Hey man, nice one!" Ness congratulated the one who had tripped Pit. Kirby nodded. "Yeah, it totally completed out welcome farty!" Kirby slapped his forehead and laughed. "Get it? Welcome farty? Like party... but with an "F", like... fart. Which I did,... On him." Kirby could see that the two didn't find the clever joke as funny as he.

"So, what's your name?" Ness asked the newcomer.

"Lucas."

"That's cool."

Kiirby made a face. Ness had always said that his name was stupid... But it was all in good fun... Right?

"I'm Ness, by the way"

Kirby attempted to jump in. "And I'm--"

"So Lucas..." Ness began casually. "Wanna hang out sometime? Maybe welcome more of the unsuspecting smashers?"

"Sure... It'll be fun." Lucas nodded.

"Great... Oh, this is Kirby, my best bud!" Ness patted Kirby on the back, who gave out a sigh of relief.

"We're all going to be great friends!"

A/N: Okay, who has actually played Kid Icarus? 'Cause I only know one person who has... and he's really old. Pit sucks. But I'm a hypocrite... because I also think he's cool. I just needed someone to torture. And who has actually played Pikmin, and Metroid? I have, and they're great. :)