A/N: Woo! I've started on the next chapter! Finally. I've just been spending the past hours of my life throwing socks at random mosquito-eaters on the wall.

"Hey Kirby! We're back!" Ness's shout rang through the entrance of Smash Mansion, up the stairs, and into Kirby's ears.

"Gwah!" He awoke with a start, lifting a paper that had been stuck to his face up with his tired head. He had been sleeping. Kirby slowly peeled the blueprint for his plan off of his face. "Hey Kirby!?" Ness called out for his friend once more, this time walking up the stairs towards Kirby's room. Kirby quickly folded his plan three times and shoved it in the desk drawer. The drawer had been rammed shut by the time Ness arrived in the doorway. "I have a surprise for you man!"

Kirby was horrified. "Oh shitake mushrooms!" He thought to himself. "Ness has discovered my plan! Now he's gonna get me!" Kirby trembled. "Y-yes." He twidled his imaginary thumbs. "What is it?"

"Ta-DAAA!" Ness jumped inside the room, hiding something behind his back. "..." Kirby was silent. "A... knife?" He whispered. "Er..." Ness cocked his head to one side. "No."

"Then it's a gun!"

"No."

"A rope?"

"No."

"Broken glass?"

"No!"

"Bomb?"

"NO!"

Ness brought his hands out from behind his back, smiling happily. "It's a cat!" Kirby - who had ducked behind the chair after he guessed for the third time - crawled into the open, eyeing the carrying cage Ness was holding. "F-for me?" He asked, slightly touched. "Yes!" Ness smiled. "We're friends, aren't we?" He set the cage down and lifted the rusty door open. The inside was dark, and small - from what Kirby could see.

"Tch!" A cat came crawling out of the cage, much to Kirby's amazement. "My very own cat..." Unfortunately, the cat was no where near "cute". It wasn't even ugly. It was just flat out hideous. It's fur was a scraggly tangled mess, it's face was grossly deformed, and it's breathing could be heard from across the room. "Yeah.." Ness scratched the back of his head. "Sorry he's so gross. It was the only one I could afford. But he can do all kinds of things!" He nodded excitedly. "Like... if you leave him in a room by himself too long, he'll start to drool and eventually fall over like a statue! And see? He has two noses and three nostrils! And his meow is cool too!" Ness prodded the cats side with his foot, as if too afraid to make contact with bare skin. "Go on... meow."

"Mew!" The cat mewed cutely. "Awh!" Kirby's eyes became glazed."That's so--"

"Wait." Ness interrupted him. The cat twitched, rolled over on it's side, and started kicking it's legs all spaz-like."MrrroowwweheeeeOOOwowowo!" The cat continued like this for about two minutes, with Kirby and Ness watching in awe. "Mrrow..." It gave one last kick, and fell asleep.

"That was pure awesome." Kirby exclaimed, quivering with amazement. "I've never seen a cat do that before."

"Ditto." Ness agreed. "The guy gave him to me for free! Almost seemed happy to get rid of him... Yeah, I'm glad Lucas suggested going shopping for you."

"Lucas?!"

"Yep... I was just gonna bring you some cotton candy but..."

"That's so nice..." Kirby sniffed, his eyes watering.

"Yeah... well, I'm just gonna leave now. Enjoy him!" Ness reached down to pat the cat, but stopped. He shuddered, and walked out.

"Well that was nice of Lucas huh..." Kirby had begun to talk to his new one-of-a-kind pet, but realized that he didn't have a name yet. "... Mister Fudge." He decided. "That was nice..." He stroked his cat in silence. "Maybe I should..."

"Oh yeah!" Ness appeared in the doorway once more. "Lucas bought himself an iPhone, he got you the cat instead of one for you though... he'd thought you'd enjoy it more! Come check it out later!" Ness rushed away again, leaving Kirby alone.

"Oh yeah." Kirby scowled. "Lucas is going down."

A/N: I don't particularly like this chapter either. But Mister Fudge is like a boy version of my cat. Oh, and I'm planning for Pit to make another appearance in a later chapter.