Yo ho Yo ho, a Pirates life for me!
By
x.X-Pretty n' Punk-X.x/2Cut32B3Tru3/ Victoria (me!)
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'BAM'
'SMASH'
'BAWK'BAWK!'
"Now now Uchia dont get so cocky you sun of a gun-"
'SMASH'
Great, another vase just broke.."I CAN PAY FOR THAT!" as Sakura scrambled back. "awww..was wong? Saku-chan dont wanna pway with Sasu-chan?" as Sasuke crawled closser. You can say this was his payback for reading his mail.
"Dont give me thwat-THAT baby cwap-CRAP!" as she was falling for the baby talk,
"Awww.,PWEASE!" as Sasuke came closer and closer till
'SMASH!'
"AW! What the fuck was that for?" as his words came from a baby to...not baby (i guess) "what was what about?" as Sakura held up ANOTHER vase "YOU JUST THREW A VASE AT ME!" He screamed back as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. AND it was kinda..."Yeah you know, how ironic that were in the vase room too.." as Sakura looked around finally noticeing her surrondings.
Just then the boat rumbled "what was that?"
SAKURA POV
Stupid emos and their fucking cute-ness that nobody cant resist. So here we are in a cage...like an animal...nice...
"HELP GET US OUT OF HERE!" as Kiba banged on the cage. "Ne...nobodys comeing..." as Naruto moved this cup he found on the cage bars makeing noises hopeing for someone to hear and GET US OUT OF THIS BEAR CAGE!
Now, HOW did we get into a mess like this? Well it was PRETTY simple...
FlashBack, CAUSE YA KNOW THEIR COOL :)
I was HAPPILY in my old clothes since Chicken ass DESTROYED/MURDERED IT! Ok back to the flash back
We ran to the upper deck (main floor) opening the door to find other pirates on deck as the rest of them were tied up and socks stuffed into their mouths, and since they were holding a disgusted face with swirls in their eyes im gonna guess it was Naruto's socks. (OMG THE HORRER!)
Two were standing in front of us, one with red hair looking like gaaras only a teeny bit taller and wasnt a eye liner fan. And the other was a taller guy version of Ino. I SHALL CALL HIM 'MINNIE INO'! only taller, ok back what was happening.
"What the hell are you doing here?" as Chicken ass demanded to the two boys.
"What? two old friend cant visit two old enimes and their new pet?" as they looked at me whe say 'new pet'
"NEW PET MY ASS! GET YOUR BONY FRUITY ASSES OVER HERE YOU TEMES!" as I started to rage through them, or tried to as Sasuke held me against my will makeing me flap my arms around like a mad woman as the little tied up group sweatdropped and had their heads down as if they knew that this was gonna happen. (WHICH THEY DID!!)
"Stop this nonsence and drop all of your weapons" as the blonde pointed to the table by him (when was that there? i dont remember that there..i gotta pay attetion to my surrondings more)
We sighed, we were captured, the boys had sweaty Naruto socks shoved in their mouths and now we were defencless, (GREAT...NOT)
Emo boy went first as he dropped his shuriken pouch, swords, knifes, poisen needles and a hidden pocket knife (That cocky sun of a gun)
"Ok now you girly" as he pointed a gun at me. I sighed walking to the table putting my shuriken pouch, scrolls, a knife, my sword and a pocket knife as i held up my hands meaning i had no more weapons on me.
"ALL of it.." as he glared at me. "Ok Ok...jeez" as i put another Knife on the table, hidden poison needles and a pistol. As the boys sweat dropped at all the items on the table.
"ALL OF IT GIRLY!" as they got more pissed off then usual. I sighed (they caught me those sun of a guns) as i dropped two pistols boringly, 2 kunais, a stack of paper bombs, matches and a small bottle of oil slick and also my scythe with the chain on the bottom (Remember? it was in one of the chapters, no? THEN LOOK FOR IT LATER). Ok i kinda just dropped my whole belt since it was full of other weapons.
Just when they were about to take the weapons i stopped them putting my hand in the back of my boot takeing out a shotgun.
"Is that all?" as one of them asked. Just then i took out a Wooden sniper from my other boot (HEY! you NEVER know when you have too many weapons! so DONT give me that look ok? this is MY flashback! if it was your then you could give ME looks ALL you want BUT since this is MINE and i reapet MY FLASHBACK you cant, ok back to MY flashback)
"Ok THATS it" as i watched the two apparently 'villens' faint from so much weaponry they have just seen in one day.
'So...many...weapons..." they thought to themselfs
But the thing I (or the other tied up people) didnt notice is when the two men woke up is when they slipped a blue blinking light on my neck when they tied me up. (which i DIDNT know)
END of flashback (now you can look at me)
"Anyone...Hellooooo...please...help..." as Narutos movements got slower. Hey, i wouldnt blame him. We have been in a cage for HOURS and we cant get out and the only thing we have is my lock picker...wait...
"HOLD ON! i got an IDEA!" as i sat down next to Pineapple head takeing of my boot.
"What? your gonna throw your show at the door? WOW! what a 'clever' thief" he mocked watching me fumble with my shoe.
"NO GENIUS! what good is that gonna do? GOD and i thought you were the smart one..." as i thought the last part mostly to myself as he had an anime vein pop (XD haha) "I tugged hard on the hell of my boot till it finally came out leaving a small hole in my boot (which was made in the first place ok?)
"Yes!" as i pulled put a small silver pin out as i walked to the door picking the lock as the door lightly opened.
"Viola" i said smirking as the boys turned sickly white in chibi form except Sai...he was always pale...weirdo...
"WHAT THE HELL SAKURA?! YOU HAD A PICK ALL THIS TIME AND YET YOU DIDNT TELL US WHEN WE WERE SITTING IN THE BEAR CAGE FOR HOURS WITH A BLATTER FULL OF PEE?!" as Naruto screamed.
"Yeah, whats your point?" as i they filed out one by one.
"Simple my dear" as Naruto closed his eyes
"I HAD TO GO FUCKING PEE!!" as he ran out peeing in a corner.
we all sweatdropped dropping our heads at his..weird ways.
"Dobe"
"Dickless..."
"Hn"
"ELMO!"
What the fuck?...
NORMAL POV
After Narutos little pee incident, and our weird incident with elmo, They have finally got out of the cage, and now mindlessly walking dwn the hall.
"Be care full, there might be traps" Neji warned scanning the area as Sakura played with the little chain on her wrist which was being held by Sai.
"Stupid chain COME OFF!" as she tried cutting it but it just came back together like magic. He looked at her.
Now Sai wasnt really the friendly type, even though he tried reading many books on how to be come friends with others. So far It had worked on the males thanks to Naruto saveing him every time he screwed up. Leaving the boy hurt, pained and bruised (ow)
But what if he tried on the female population? why not start now with this helpless girl?
OK! so in one book it said to inter act with people, maybe start with a greeting
"Uhm..Hello" he faked smiled as the girls attetion turned to him as she held part of the small chain on her wrist.
"Hello? I guess..." as she turned her attetion to the stupid chain on her wrist again as Naruto watched from behind. I mean COME ON theyve been in a hallway for like an hour and they had nothing to do. I mean NOTHING TO DO Ok back to the story
"My name is Sai, dont bother with the suffixs" he politely replied having that same fake smile on his pale-scratch that, VERY PALE face. She again turned her attetion to him
'Whats up with this guy?' Looking at him weirdly as one eyborow was raised.
"Hi...Sai..." she said makeing sure she was right, i mean...WEIRD
Next in one of his books, It said to start a friendly conversation by asking a quiestion. Like her favorite foods, or hobbys.
"So..What do you do for a liveing?"
-Pause-
Did he just make FUN of her? like she had nothing to do with her life? as if he didnt KNOW why she was here?
I mean, he was there when she got CAPTURED
Like, if she WASNT a thief/bandit why would she be sneaking around the boat for gold and treasure?
If she WASNT a theif the WHY would she even BE on a ship WITH a crew FIGHTING enimes?
She stopped walking as he bangs covered her eyes. But he had a point...
Not really
But what WAS she doing with her life? Stealing for who?
Herself? was she really THAT selffish? Stealing from people?
But the thing she didnt know that EVREYBODY KNEW well except for these group of bimbo boys, was that she stole from the greedy. She stole FOR the poor.
But to her, she didnt think that right now because she was just too deep in thought to think that and right now. It really looked like she was a good for nothing...girl.
"Sakura?" as Naruto watched their little display as the boys stopped looking at her.
In Sais book it said when friends are sad they should make a joke or playfully tease them.
"Hey, Greedy, what are you doing?" he said with a fake smile which to him ws his 'playfull' smile (how?)
That just broke her.
And the Thing that broke the boys hearts is when a single tear drop slowely slid from her cheek slowely falling as her head was still down.
"SAKURA!" as Naruto jumped in front of her as he held her shoulders.
"Sakura! are you ok? SAI! What did you do?"
What did he do? simple. He just tried to make a new friend. But instead...
He broke one of his special 'friend'
"dont touch me" as Sakura mumered to Naruto.
"W-what?" he stuttered sounding like Hinata not clearly getting the point of what she said.
"Get. Away. From. Me." she said slowely as she slowely rised her head only for the boys to see...
Not those beautiful emereld eyes but...Dark forest grass green eyes.
"Sakura..." Naruto said slowely as his grip got tighter on her shoulder. Instead of listening to NAruto she just talked.
"What do you want from me?" she said bitterly
"Nothing Sakura-chan, what could we possibly want from you?" as Naruto tried to reassure her
"So im nothing to you?" as she asked again. Where were these quiestions comeing from.
"Stop it Sakura" Sasuke ordered her getting sick of this charede
"Im not a dog Uchiha so shut up" she betterly ordered HIM. "Stop it Sakura!" Naruto pleaded looking to her eyes. He felt cold. No life. No anger. No feeling. At all. Sakura Haruno, the mischievious little Tom. was now
Lifeless...
"What wrong with you Haruno?" As Kiba Asked now entering this little conversation that started by stupid michael jackson (sai)
"You Inuzuka" she said useing his last name.
Neji, getting sick of this asked her "Who ARE you?" as if he thought something was controlling her. I mean the Akatsuki wasnt called on e of the strongest bandits for nothing.
"Listen and Listen good. I am Haruno Sakura. You guys, Are pathetic" she said as she narrowed her eyes at the surprised boys.
Pathetic?
yes Pathetic
She turned around as Sai slowely let go of the chain (which was a bad mistake) as he slowely indured the hurtfull words from his so called new 'friend'
She was 5 feet away from them as Neji was the first to regain his composer
"WAIT SAKURA!" as they ran to catch up with her only to relize they were slowely sinking
Quick sand
Shit...
"I-cant MOVE!" Kiba said as he held onto Akamaru. "Me neither" as Gaara struggled.
"S-S-SAKURA!" Naruto screamed as she slowely kept walking ignoreing them.
But
She turned still haveing her green grass eyes as she stood by the now smirking Uchiha. (not Sasuke) But Itachi.
"SAKURA!" As he tried to breath as he sank lower. Stupid good ramen. WHY MUST IT BE SO TASTY?! yet this is what happenes when you eat to much of it.
"Sorry Naruto, but Sakura belongs to me now" as He wrapped an arm around her small shoulder bringing her closer as she held an emotionless face.
"sakura...Why?..."
"Sorry Naruto. Its for the best if you die" she said as Itachi snuggled closer to her as she watched him sinking.
"But what about all of the good times we had together?" As flashbacks came back to him. Like when he saved her from ramen. When he took a bath with her. Haveing fun looking threw Kakashi's closet and discovering the wonders of Icha Icha Paradise (which I didnt write)
"Sorry Naruto, it seems like she doesnt want to be with you anymore" Itachi mocked at the blonde boy.
"Thats a lie" He said angrly as only his head was sticking out.
"No Naruto, sadly, its the truth" as Itachi watched Naruto sink into the quick sand.
SO SAD! this is the longest chapter i have EVER written. I hoped you enjoyed it! luv u all! cookies to you! R&R always!
SAKURA HATERZ! dont take this chapter so seirosly. shes under Itachis control so SHUT UP! shes a good person yeah! . luv ya guys! i will try to update soon. BYE!