"So you wanna play football today?" Soda asked while throwing the football at me and luckily I caught it.
"Yeah." I said. I can't wait to play.
"I can't till after work." Ally said.
"What time does work end at?" Pony asked.
"Five." She said.
"Ok we can play after you get out of work." I said.
"Yeah." She said.
"Well I got to go." She said while leaving.
"Bye." We all said.
"We should go to the Dingo go bug Ally." Two-bit said.
'Yes!" Alexa yelled.
"Let's put disguise ourselves so she wont notice us." Soda said. Me and Alexa went crazy happy.
"Yay!" We kept yelling.
"Can I borrow some clothes from you guys?" I asked.
"Yeah." So me and Alexa ran to Soda's and Pony's room. When we cam out we looked like guys and we even drew on fake mustaches.
"Hey since we are dressing like guys two of you should dress up as girls." I said.
"I vote Two-bit and Soda." Alexa said.
"I second that." Pony said.
"I third that." I said.
"Well it would be different." Two-bit said.
"It would be weird as hell." Steve said.
"Here you can wear our clothes." We said while giving them two skirts and two tank tops. So they went to the room and changed. When they came out everyone was on the floor dieing from laughter.
"Wait they aint girls yet they are missing something." I said
"Wait what are we missing?" Two-bit said while pulling down his skirt.
"I know." Alexa said. She ran to the bathroom and grabbed loads of toilet paper.
"You two are too flat chested." She said while stuffing them.
"That's it they are done." I said once she finished.
"Put your hats on." I said.
"What are you guys waiting for? Get changed into your disguises." Alexa said.
So after she said that they all went and got changed. Darry was sporting a kinda soc look and a kinda greaser look. Pony looked like a hobo and so did Johnny. Dally just put a hat on and he let us draw a mustache on him. Steve came out looking like a really filthy greaser cover in cake.
"Ready." I said in a kinda guyish voice. They all looked at me weird.
"What we have to practice." Alexa said in a guyish voice too.
"You too should practice too." I said in a guy voice.
"Like I'm Sage." Soda said in a girly voice.
"And I'm like Tamie." Two-bit said in a girly voice.
"Nice names." Steve said.
"Aint they the best?" I said.
"Yeah. The best." Johnny said.
"Come one let's get this show on the rode." Darry said. So we all walked to the Dingo. People were looking at us weird and yelling stuff to us but we just laughed and ignored them.
"Ready." I said.
"Yeah." They said. So I opened the door and people were staring at us. We sat down at a table Ally serves when she is working. She came over to the table not looking at us.
"May I help…? Oh my …." She said.
"Yes we like nine cokes." I said in a guys voice and while looking down.
"And nine burgers." Alexa said.
"I don't want coke I want water." Soda said.
"I do too." Two-bit said.
"And nine ice creams." Everyone said. They all said what we want on ours. She was about to go crazy.
"Anything else?" She asked us.
"No." Darry said. She turned around and started to walk away.
"Wait." Dally said while looking down.
"Yes." She said with a real aggravated voice.
"Extra fries." He said.
"Ok." She said while walking away really fast. We all started dieing laughing.
"Ok we should not tell us who we are until she gets home and we should be all dressed like this." Pony said.
"Yeah that would be funny." Johnny said.
"Not just funny but I can't wait to see the look on her face." Steve said. Then she came back with our food it took three people to carry our food.
"Here you go. Dig in." She said while walking away. Me and Alexa were eating like guys and Soda and Two-bit were eating slowly. Once we finished Darry was kind enough to pay but we all had to give a dollar for tip.
We ran out and we ran home. By the time we left it was four fifty five. Once we walked in we all went into the kitchen. Then we heard the door slam.
"Hey I'm here. Today I have the worst table." She yelled. Then she walked into the kitchen. Her jaw dropped to the floor.
"You guys suck!" She said.
"Love ya too." I said.
"Hey pumpkin." She said while hugging Dally.
"Pumpkin pie!" I said.
"Hey muffin…?" he said.
"Chocolate chip muffin." Alexa said.
"Wow guys so those look real." She said to two-bit and Soda. They looked down.
"Thanks." They said.
"Oh my god." A girl said while walking in.
"Um Phoebe these are my friends I told you about but they were the people at the table. They were trying to trick me." She said.
"And it worked." I said.
"Phoebe this is Kathy, Alexa, Johnny, Pony, Darry, Steve, Soda, Two-bit, and my boyfriend Dally." She said.
"They all are taken." Alexa said.
"Nice to meet y'all." She said.
"That toilet paper?" She said to Two-bit and Soda.
"Yeah." They both said.
"Well ok I'm gonna go now. So bye Ally see you at work tomorrow." She said while rushing out.
"Ok. Let's get changed and go play some….." Soda said.
"Football!" We all yelled.