Kit: Ohayou Minna-san! I hope your all eager to read the next installment of High School Never Ends! Really, me too!! I hope you all will enjoy the Smexing Naruto hotness!!

Naruto: TO FUCKING BAD!!

Kit: Naruto...

Naruto: YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!! I SAID IT, YOU ALL ARE PISSING KIT OFF, ALL YOU DO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT UPDATE AND KIT'S REALLY TRYING TO! STOP FUCKING TELLING HER WHAT TO DO AND HELP HER OUT!! GIVE HER SOME ADVICE OR TELL HER WHERE SHE COULD IMPROVE!! SUFFER!!

Kit: Naruto!! That's my luv!! - Kiss -

Sasuke & Itachi: - Uchiha Glare of Doom® -

Ino and Haku both giggled as they both watched Naruto's tipsy behavior. They both knew that Kiba and Deidara spiked the punch, all they needed to do was sit back and watch…

Well according Kiba anyways, who had a knack for getting stuff like this right…

" Well, well, well. If it isn't Ino-pig! What's your sluttish ass doing here? Oh, and I see you have that rancid fag with you…" Sakura hissed as she glared at Haku. She hated him for two reasons; he was hotter than her first of all. A guy should NOT be hotter than a girl, especially her!!Two, her precious Sasuke-kun hung out with him! It wasn't much, but a stingy bitch like herself was a very jealous person…

" Get lost you crud-infested, Einstein-impersonating, big-assed fore headed bitch!! Leave Haku alone, unless you want Zabuza to kick your ass!!" Ino hissed as Haku had a nerving smirk on his face as Ino seethed. As much as she hated to admit it, Sakura was smarter than her. She was the top student in the Sophomore Exams with Shizune-sensei…

" You think I care about that freak? He's nothing but an air-headed jerk-off.." Sakura chuckled to herself as she flicked strands of her beautiful locks of hair away from her face.

" He's ugly too.." Sakura muttered, so that only Haku could hear, and in turn the normally calm boy was bout to snap until Naruto chimed in.

" Leave 'im alone! 'et hi.. get sum peace! Leave them a'one hoe befo' I have to knock yo' ass out!!"

Ino scooted towards a fuming Haku, also translating Naruto's drunken speech agreeing whole heartedly as she began to say the exact opposite of Sakura's cruel words, trying to soothe the emotional male.

Sakura snorted like the prep she was and stalked off in search of her clique. Ino, who was calming Haku gave Naruto an approving wink as he nodded and was swallowed up by the partying teens.

Reddish-orbs opened slowly as they narrowed, allowing themselves to become accustomed to the incoming scenes. Slowly closing once more, something caught their attention. An orange and black shirt was over his large frame, it hardly covered his chest, but it tried.

' Nani.. This is the shirt that the new kid wore to the… oh hell...' was the only thought that ran through the males head as he shot up. His rosy-orbs widening as the sight, a tan bottom was facing the air, while three fingers penetrated the tight heat. One hand was stroking an excited length and one rosy pink tongue was licking rapidly drying lips in pure lustful hunger. Beads of sweat cascaded down the excited and heated body like a raging dam that had been opened after years of build up.

A flushed face was scrunched up in pleasure and a succulent mouth was calling, " Right there Itachi-sama, right there!"

Red-eyes were wide as his hormones, after a few years of disuse, stirred. All of his blood rushed to his awakening member. Ever since he'd hit puberty, he'd NEVER gotten this excited in such a short amount of time.

Itachi watched as the small blonde-haired teen glanced up at him, lust showing clearly in his ocean-blue orbs. The small hand stroking it's own flesh left as the three fingers inserted inside their own body were erotically pulled out as he let out a mewl of displeasure. The blonde-haired horn dog suddenly pounced! He gasped as the body was being pushed onto his own bed and a small amount of weight was suddenly on top of him.

Itachi silently watched as the blonde-haired freshman placed his cum covered digits into his mouth and began to suck while simultaneously grinding his hips into the arousal hidden within the elder's pants. His erection twitched as those three spit-drenched fingers slowly eased out of his mouth, a string of saliva was all that remained as a pink tongue licked his lips, breaking the small strand.

Small hands placed themselves on an evident need confined with in those blasted pants. Gripping it tightly the Uchiha twitched slightly as a small groan escaped those pale lips. Wincing as those accursed hands began to massage him, he finally reached his limit…

Naruto laid his head down on his desk, a headache settling in, as he was unfortunately he was seating between the pink-haired bitch, Sakura and the royal ass-face, Sasuke.

" Okay, for this project you'll all be discussing your feelings towards one another. Although you may want to express your feelings, NO TOUCHING ALLOWED!" Kakashi lazily said as his dark-orb landed on a certain Haruno and Uchiha, well Haruno anyways. The young Hatake knew Sasuke wouldn't be caught dead touching her; the only thing that turned on any Uchiha was power, knowledge, and a deep competition. Why did he know, he and another Uchiha had gotten into it one day...

" Hey loser…" Sakura nosily stated as Naruto groaned but ignored her.

" Loser… Answer me you dimwit!!" Sakura harshly shouted as the Uchiha glanced towards Naruto's direction and sighed, this was going to be such a damn pain, ' Stupid bitch...'

" Loser. Dimwit. Dobe. Stupid Freshman!!!" Sakura annoying screeched as she slammed Naruto in the ribs. Sasuke sighed as he clasped his hands together and settled for glaring at the annoying preppy cheerleader.

" Bitch… Shut. The. Fuck. Up!!" Naruto hissed as Sakura backed off, and wisely shut her mouth as Sasuke gave an approving look towards the annoyed blonde.

:: Attention everyone!!:: Anko's stern voice cut in, right in the middle of the lesson. Her voice held no emotions, there was no happiness, no anger, and not even her sadistic side could be heard.

:: Come to the Auditorium immediately!:: she stoically said as she turned the intercom off and everyone looked confused. Iruka sighed as he uncapped the lid of his marker and snapped it on the head of his marker. He motioned for everyone to stand and they did as they were told, Naruto, being the new kid even knew not to mess with Iruka's temper.

Ino, Haku, and Naruto all looked confused as they waited for the mass to calm. After everyone managed to get out, Ino and the other two males walked out.

Ino and Naruto broke into a jog as to catch up to everyone, however Haku was keeping up fine.

"Aside from a few others in the school, Haku is one of the fastest dudes here…" Ino explained, she thought Naruto needed to know, judging from the shocked and confused look on his face.

Haku chuckled as Naruto huffed and Ino giggled, ' Stubborn, eh Naruto??'

" Greeting everyone.. I'm Hoshigaki Mizu, and this is FNN. Today, is a devastating day, today is the day of that day. What I mean is simple everyone, today, is the day that the mass murdering lunatic Hatchi was executed. He was an insane member of our society, and the world is glad to be rid of him…" the women on the television said as Naruto's eyes went wide, how could've forgotten!!

" Normally, we here at FNN would not bring this up, but however something has happened that shouldn't have. It seems that someone, clearly not in their right state of mind, has dug up and stolen the body of Hatchi. If you have any…" her voice was ignored by Naruto the second she said someone had dug that bastard up.

His face visibly paled and the white-haired male three rows of bleachers beind him, was watching intently. Ino nudged him and Haku looked on worriedly as a displeased gag made Naruto ailing. The white-haired male was staring intently as the now ill blonde-haired male, a small smirk made its way onto his face, " So.. it is him after all, eh? It seems Deidara and Sasori aren't idiots after all… Hehehe, this'll be fun!"

Naruto moaned as the last thing he heard and felt was Ino's terrified shriek and the painful collision of the bleachers.

Kit: Okay!! Thanks to a certain tanuki in my Scaled Kitsune reviews, I got my motivation back! Splee!! Here's what you have to look forward to from now on!! TEASER TIME!! YAYZ!!

Naruto: Oh, and don't you all DARE think about leaving reviews like Hurry up and update!! Or Yeah, Yeah, hurry up and update! If you do so help me I'll-

Sasuke: Dobe, calm down. Anyways, TRY to leave Kit some helpful advice like how she could improve on whatever, or at least be nice about it…

Kit: Leaves room

Neji: You're one to talk about being nice…

Sasuke: Urusai! Oh, by the way, Sakura fan, KIT WILL NOT BE NICE TO SAKURA IN THIS FIC UNLESS SHE EARNS IT!! Kit hates Sakura in every single way and will not say anything nice about her, UNLESS you can convince her…

Gaara: ……………………

Naruto: So, if you want more HSNE, review!! Its not hard, just press that button in the lower left-hand corner that says "GO"! If you do, there should be a lemon coming up soon!!!!!!!!!!!

Itachi: ………………………

Naruto: ………………………

Sasuke: Okay then… ………………

Ino: Oh! By the way, the winner of the poll will be announce in the next chapter, if you all can assure Kit that you'll all review and give her some helpful advice!!

Haku: … Oh, what's this…? Kit left a note, it says " Thanks to everyone who reviewed on Scaled Kitsune and High School Never Ends!! You all make me feel loved and since you all made me feel good inside, I'll try my hardest when a lemon comes up!!!"

Ino: Aww, how sweet!!! If you all want a good or juicy lemon you need to review!!!!! REVIEW DAMN IT!!!