(A/N: So this Fanfic is going to be written in just 2 point of views, Roy's and Ed's. So don't get confused XD. Besides, it is harder to write this way but so much fun. Anyways, Enjoy and Review!

Disclaimer: I do not own FMA…not even Neko Ed.

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I knew I shouldn't have turned away when he started blushing. He just looked so adorable blushing and with those cute cat ears that matched his hair color. I didn't notice that he was following me until I sat on my chair behind my desk. I was a little surprised to see him inside my office when I didn't need him anymore. Well, I did need him since I still hadn't seen his report on that one last mission. I knew that once I asked him for it he was going to start yelling at me and requesting to get him other missions other than the "loosing-precious-time-on-something-shitty" as Ed would say. And yes, it was always for my own benefit and no longer for his now that he had restored Al's body and his limbs, but I was just teasing him that way.

A lot of people (Havoc included) had at least once told me that I had a "secret" crush on Edward. Not possible. Havoc even made it sound like I was some teenage girl, which I'm obviously not. He ended up in the hospital after he gave his "opinion" since it really got me on my nerves and I set him on fire. Thankfully Hawkeye was not in the office when this happened or I would have ended up with Havoc at the hospital.

I stared at Ed as he sat down on his usual spot on the same couch. He started rubbing his hands together as if he was nervous. Edward Elric…nervous? I kept quiet just to hear his oh so wanted rant about what I had said earlier before I turned around and headed to my office. But no yelling came out of his mouth. Instead…

"So…now what?" He asked me as he kept his gaze to his hands.

"What indeed." I muttered.

"I need to see your report Fullmetal." I said smoothly as he glanced at me quickly before he got up from the couch and handed me his report. I took it and waited a little longer to see if he was going to say anything else. He kept quiet so I opened his report and took a quick look at his paperwork before I glanced at him one more time.

I looked back down to the paper and started getting dizzy, as his handwriting was always so terrible and illegible. I closed my eyes for a moment and opened them just to find two curious eyes staring at me.

"You are supposed to read it." Ed said as he started grinning. Hold on a minute! He just confuses me! One moment he is so nervous and embarrassed and the next he is grinning and happy? What the hell is going on? Talking about mood swings.

"Or are you getting blind, old man?" He said before I could even open my mouth. Okay, I never liked it when people call me old man. I'm not that old!

"I would be reading it if it wasn't impossible to do so."

"Hey! I write better than you do bastard!" Yeah, I knew the quiet Edward wouldn't last too long.

"Riiiight. Look, here it says…reilrode? Fullmetal, that's not even a word! And you even wrote 'running' with just one N! Are you sure you know how to write?"

"Shut up! I did not write that!"

"Then who Fullmetal? I only sent you to the mission." I smirked as he started getting frustrated, but hey, I need a translator ever time he hands out his report. Not my fault he doesn't know how to write properly.

"Give me that!" He yanked the report away from my hands. He started reading the report and then finally looked up at me.

"I see nothing wrong with it. If you can't read it then too bad 'cause I'm not going to rewrite it."

"Okay, then at least read it to me." He looked at me in shock and then I saw the cutest thing ever! He moved his cat ears back! I just wanted to jump on him again but knew it was not such a good idea.

"I am so not going to read it to you. You figure it out." He handed me the report back and turned away to leave.

"Fullmetal-" I called for him before he left. He turned around slowly just enough for me to see his golden eyes. Cute!

"You are required to be here early tomorrow."

"How early?" He asked as he raised an eyebrow.

"8 o'clock. And be in time Fullmetal." I said as I picked up his report to "read" it.

"What?! Why so early? What am I going to do?" I looked up at him and smirked.

"Work." I responded and dropped my gaze to the report again. I heard him sigh and the door close. That was so unexpected. Well, at least he is going to be early tomorrow. He was actually needed at ten and not at eight, but knowing Edward for too long, I knew I had to tell him to be here at eight.

"Tomorrow is going to be a long day." I muttered to myself as I sighed and tried to finish all he paperwork I had left.

The Next Day

That stupid bastard. My day was starting just like yesterday, awful, and all because that bastard told me to wake up early today. Well, I was sure going to impress him by getting at HQ in time. Being half-cat really sucks, but it also has a good side. Like being held by the General… not thinking that again. But also waking up in time, I guess that's a good thing.

So here I am running to HQ 'cause Al didn't wake me up when he did even when I told him yesterday when I came back. What a good brother he is.

I finally reached the gate to enter HQ and decided to catch my breath first before I entered the building. Now that I could breath like a normal person and not like some crazy guy, I made my way towards the building and to that bastard's office. Of course I made sure to keep the hood on, since just Mustang's subordinates knew about the little…incident.

Once I reached the door to Mustang's office I stopped again and sighed. I just hope that everything goes better than yesterday. I opened the door slowly and peeked inside. Havoc was already there sitting half-awake and half-asleep. Furey was next to him drinking his coffee carefully so he wouldn't burn himself. Hawkeye was looking at some paperwork, pretty much awake. Alphonse was lying down on the sofa with his eyes close. Falman was nowhere to be seen and Breda was just…being Breda. It was obvious that Mustang was inside the other office so I sighed and kicked the door open as it smashed against the wall and everyone jumped in surprise. Havoc started screaming like a girl, not surprised. Al jumped at the sudden smash and fell down. Furey got himself drenched in coffee and Breda knelt down as a bullet passed beside me. I just froze and stared at Hawkeye.

"Don't you know how to knock?!" She was obviously furious. I looked down at her paper work and there was a big line of ink across the paper she had been holding. I couldn't hold it anymore and started laughing.

"I'm glad to see you in a good mood Fullmetal." I suddenly heard as I stopped laughing and looked up to see Mustang smirking down at me. I grinned as he held out his hand for me to help me stand up (yeah, I laughed so hard I started rolling on the floor) and I took it without me really noticing what I was doing until he helped me up. His hand just felt so warm and…

"When we are in the office you may take the hood off, Fullmetal." He said as he pulled down the hoodie and smirked once more before he disappeared into his office. I smiled to myself before I turned to face the really pissed off subordinates and brother.

"About what you did right now brother." Al said evilly as he started walking towards me.

"Al, heh, it was just a joke." I said as I started backing away from all of them and rubbing the back of my head.

"Well Edward, not for us." Hawkeye said as they all, yes ALL launched towards me.

I moved before they could catch me and started running to the only place they would not hurt me, Mustang's office. As I stared reaching for the door, bullets passed beside me.

"Are you trying to kill me woman?!" I yelled at Hawkeye as Furey and Havoc threw at me either cigarettes or mugs with coffee. Luckily for me, Breda was just standing there enjoying the show. But Al, oh Al started transumtating a rope so he could catch me with it. I ran faster and screamed louder as Al threw the rope at me and caught me.

"No!!! I don't want to be dog's food! Bastard! Bastard! MUSTANG!" I started yelling. I just hoped Mustang got here to help me out before I turn out to be dog's food! No!

Al started pulling the rope and I could just do the only thing my 'cat instincts' and dig my nails to the carpet. But it wouldn't work so I started moving like crazy still trying to dig my nails into the carpet to stop them from moving me towards them.

"Ah! Al! Stop it! Don't pull! You are hurting my freaking tail!" And then they stopped pulling me. I opened one of my eyes and then the other one.

"You have a tail?" They all asked at the same time. I stared at them for a few moments then frowned.

"Shit." I said as they started pulling me again. Why pull me!?

"Argh! Let me live! I still want to get married and have some kids! Let me live!" I yelled at them as I struggle to get free from the stupid rope.

"Ed, you do know that men don't get pregnant, do you?" Furey asked me. I blinked a few times and then asked,

"They don't? Damn, and I was having such a good time thinking about the names." I said as I sighed and they backed away. Just what I wanted. Hya!

"Eek!" They dropped the rope and I was finally free!

"Bye bye suckers!" I yelled as I ran towards the main door but Hawkeye was faster and blocked it so I turned around and then headed to the only door left, Mustang's. Fine, the Mustang's it is. I ran as fast as I could and finally I reached it before I heard more gunshots. I closed the door and the locked it and then transmutated another lock and then a door made of steal in front of it. Then I dropped to the floor and sighed as I cleaned away the sweat dropping from my forehead with my sleeve.

"Well Edward, you did a good job in keeping us here for ever." I heard that bastard said behind me. I turned around to see the General sitting behind his desk and smirking down at me.

"It's all your fault! I yelled your name so you could help me from the wild people out there! Oh but you did nothing and I was about to be dog food!"

"'Bastard' is not my name Fullmetal." He said calmly. Damn that man.

"I yelled 'Mustang' and you still didn't come!" I got up from the floor and made my way towards Mustang just to be right in front of his face.

"Oh you did? I didn't hear you." He said sarcastically. I was about to hit that man on the face when there was a terrible smashing sound from the other side.

"See! You have wild people as subordinates! And I have a wild brother! What is this?! A zoo?!" I yelled as I started going crazy! I stopped my sudden outburst as Mustang started chuckling.

"What?" I said irritated.

"I sure have a zoo in here. First Black Hayate and now you." Damn, I hate that man, but he looks so real when he laughs.

"I hate you."

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