(A/N: Sorry for the delay…I know it wasn't that long, but I still wanted to apologize…So now o with the story and I will really, REALLY appreciate if you guys can have the time to review…it's my stamina XD hehehe, jk…but I really like to know what people like of my writing so please drop a review!

Disclaimer: Do I really look (or sound) like I own FMA??? Not a chance in this lifetime.

Warnings: Probably language…but that's about it…oh! And a really dramatic change of "happy-stuff" to "drama-stuff" XD

Oh, and if there are any mistakes I apologize since this fic is unbeta and I'm not that kind of person who really know a lot of English, heh! So I apologize.

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"So Fullmetal, what do you plan on doing about your...cat problem?" Damn that stupid bastard. Now he calls it a problem…well sure it's a problem but he is making it sound like if it were an illness!

"I was thinking about looking up for an array that can undo things, but it is obvious that there is no such thing, so…" I stopped talking. Was it really necessary for me to say that there was really no way out from this? As much as I hate to admit it, I really doubt there is a solution for this.

"So…?" Mustang said as in cue for me to continue, but I don't want to! Damn bastard.

"I'm a freaking chimera, Mustang! I'm…I'm so fucked up." I said as I sighed the last word. Yeah, I'm being weak right now, but hey! Not my fault that my brother decided to throw me a freaking cat when I'm about to transmutate!

"There is a way out-" He started saying but I cut him off. I'm sure never going to believe that mocking bastard.

"Is there really a way out of this?" I said as I rub my nose with the back of my hand. I shouldn't have done that. Every time (yes, every time) I do something like a cat that Mustang always puts that…somehow…cute twitch…face. I never said that!

"So innocent. Fullmetal, I can't believe you are thinking of this situation in a pessimistic way. Must be your cat innocence." And just another thing to add to my "I Hate Mustang So Much That I'll Punch Him In The Face Every Time He Smirks" journal:

He smirked again! And he is even laughing at me!

"Hey! Knock it off! If you don't want to end up like me then you better shut up 'cause this is NOT funny!" Well, at least he is making the effort to stop. NOT!

"Aargh! Forget it Mustang! I knew you were a bastard but I never thought that you actually enjoyed making people feel like shit. Thanks a lot." I got up from the couch (since when have I been sitting on the couch?!) and started walking towards the…ummm…steel and wooden door, heh.

"Do you really want to go out there?" Mustang finally said after he finished laughing at me. Bastard.

Just as he said that, more poundings were heard. Yeah, not a good idea to go out yet.

"I hate you Mustang." I murmured, but he sure heard me.

"Well I'm sorry to hear that, but I can't help it since you are not the only one." And I'm sure glad about that.

"Look, I will help you but only if you ask for my help." Is he kidding!

"Ha! Right, like I would ask for your help? Pluh-eeze!" He quirked his eyebrow and stared at me…but not just any stare. It's that kind of stare someone gives you when…hold on a minute! This is so Déjà vu! Yeah well, whatever.

I transmutated the door to how it was before, except that I left there the rest of the-oh so many transmutated locks, just in case.

But just as soon as I opened the wooden door there was nothing else but three really pissed off subordinates and brother. They tried to open the door but I pushed the door as hard as I could. But still, my strength against three pissed off subordinates and brother? Not a chance.

"Wha-! Wild men!"

"Hey!"

"And woman." I responded as fast as I could before Hawkeye could really put a bullet on my head. Right after that they all started pushing the door to my way so they could open it. Yeah, I'm doomed.

"I said I was sorry! Can't you forgive Edward Elric?!"

"No!" They all yelled back.

"What about an Ed kitty?"

"No!"

"Jeez! What about a cute lil' Ed kitty?"

"I might consider that one." I heard Havoc say. What the Hell?!

"No!" The rest, except Havoc of course, answered.

"Aargh! You people need vacations!"

"What's going on here? Having a party without me?" My day just couldn't get any better could it!

Oh please God of all kittens save me from that man!

"General Hughes." Hawkeye answered but never let go of the damn door! Anyways, that man worried me more than the wild men…and woman.

I let go of the door and looked around the office to see where I could hide from Hughes. Normally I wouldn't have done so, but that man gets crazy over cute things and noticing how Mustang says I'm…cute…then I wouldn't doubt him. Especially him! Him being Mustang! Since when he thinks I'm cute? Must be the cat thing. But I thought he was into dogs! Not in that way…what I meant is…oh forget it. Moving on with my "oh-so-called-escape".

There really was nowhere to hide. There was the coffee table but I really doubt that it would help. Other than that there was Mustang's desk. Moving on. There was the window…that's a no-no. Fine! Mustang's desk it is. (Oh, just for the record, it didn't take more than 5 seconds to think this over and hide under Mustang's desk.)

"What the-" Mustang had been working on more paperwork other than enjoying the show, unlike Breda. I know, so unlike Mustang, but at least I didn't make myself look pathetic in front of him. Or maybe I did.

"Shut up if you wanna live." I hissed at him (and for the first time I was not bothered on hissing like a cat) and he looked at me anxiously.

"Why are you so scared about? Its just Hughes!" He hissed back, but obviously nothing like me…being cat and all.

"Precisely!"

"There is nothing wrong with Hughes and you know he won't judge you by your new change."

"It is still Hughes who we are talking about here!"

"Roy?" I hit gently Mustang's leg and he kicked me back before he looked up at Hughes.

"Hughes."

"You okay?"

"Yes why?"

"'Cause you just hit your desk."

"Oh that! Yeah, you see I was working on this paper right before you came in, but I accidentally dropped it so when I picked it up some part of it got torn and I got so mad that I hit the desk. You know that Hawkeye is going to kill me." Couldn't that stupid bastard come up with something more realistic?

"Right, so where is this paper?" Oh, Mustang it's so doom!

"Oh, the paper? Right, ummm…" That's when I heard Hughes footsteps getting closer. Damn that bastard is going to owe me one.

I reached into one of his drawers and pulled out a paper, any paper. I silently (is possible) tore a piece of it and put it on Mustang's lap. Just when I did so he looked that at me and you will NOT believe this: Roy Mustang blushed. Yes, an actually blush! I could have cracked up if I was not hiding from Hughes.

Mustang took the torn paper I left on his lap and showed it to Hughes.

"You look nervous Mustang." Hughes said before he stayed quiet, probably reading the paper Mustang handed him.

"Do I? Well wouldn't you be if one of your subordinates would actually kill you if something happens to the paperwork? Hawkeye is so going to kill me." Mustang said as he sighed and put his hand over his face.

"Not just her but Edward as well. The paper you just tore is about Edward being able to leave the military. Oh, and look at the date! It was even four months ago! Ha! Oh who are you trying to fool Roy." What?! I was actually going to be set free and that bastard didn't tell me?! I was about to jump on him but he noticed my reaction and kick me. Fortunate for me, it was just a little higher from my package (you get the idea of what I'm talking about, right?).

"Hughes, not now. I really don't want to talk about."

"But you know you will have to tell Edward some day. You know how he wanted to leave the military right when he restored Al back. I can't believe you are doing this to him." And neither can I?! How could he!

"Hughes-"

"Look Roy, I know you care about him and-"

"Hughes! I told you not now! I'm really not in the mood to talk about this."

"Roy, I'm just trying to help you. And you know that even when he is no longer in the military service he will still come to visit." Then there was silence. I was waiting to see what else Mustang would say but kept quiet, until Hughes spoke again.

"You are not going to tell him" It was not a question.

"About what?" Roy answered coldly.

"About everything! About how you feel, about the military, and well, mostly about you." Roy sighed and then looked up at Hughes.

"No, I will not tell him." Damn that bastard. I've waiting too long now. I jumped up and pointed at him.

"How could you! I was finally going to be out of this misery and you made me stay for your own purposes! And you even lied to me all those times when I asked you when I was going to finally get my resignation papers!" When I started talking Hughes stepped back and even Mustang got up from his chair.

"Edward is not like that."

"Don't call me Edward! You never have and never will!"

"Just listen to me!"

"No! I don't want to listen to you or hear from you ever again! I'm out of here!" And just before he could say another word I left the office. Havoc, Al and the rest were about to stop me to pay from the joke early in the morning but as soon as they took a good look at my face it told them to stay away from me.

I just couldn't believe that Mustang was that much of an idiot. I was running as fast as I could that I didn't even noticed when I got to the park near HQ.

Well, here I am. Stuck being a chimera, half-cat half-me. And to add more things to my list, Mustang has being lying to me. Damn military, and damn Mustang.

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(A/N: Okay this is a little note so you guys won't get lost at the change that I'm about to do now. First it was Ed's POV, so now I'm going to change this last part and it's going to be now in 3rd Person. )

Roy had tried to stop Ed by calling his name over and over again and he was about to run to catch up with him but Hughes stopped him.

"Hughes-"

"I know that you want to go for him, but might I first suggest you to get your thoughts in order before leaving? I mean, what are you going to tell him? 'Sorry Edward, I love you'? Not a chance, unless you want a bruise in your face." Roy sighed and sat on his couch. He didn't really know what to do.

"I just wanted for him to stay a little longer. I was even thinking about telling him how I feel towards him Hughes!" Roy sighed again and put his hand over his face.

"You know…you can always tell him 'some' about the truth."

"And what would the truth be?"

"Well, you can always tell him 'Sorry Edward, I love you."'

"Hey! But I thought you said-"

"Forget what I said and go tell him how much you love him!"

"Right." Roy said and got up from the couch and started opening the door when he realized something.

"But I don't know where he is Hughes."

"Oh, well…ummm…just go and look for him for Christ Sake!" Hughes yelled and Roy couldn't do anything else but run to find Edward.

"General?"

"Yes, Riza?"

"We did not just hear that General Mustang-"

"Is in love with Ed? Yeah, you all heard right. Just don't say anything or he will kill me." Just then Havoc dropped his gaze in disappointment.

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(A/N: THE END! Hehehe, not really…there is still going to be another chapter…and many others XD

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