(A/N: Chapter 4 up! XD YAY! I'm sorry again for the delay…damn wouldn't let me upload this chapter like oh so many times. Anyways, thanks so much my readers! I really appreciate your wonderful reviews! I'm really trying to make this fic interesting. Oh! And if anyone has a request or wants for something to happen in this fic I will surely consider on doing it, but I will not take away the plot…even if it barely has one XD!

Anyways, hope you enjoy this chapter and review! XD

Disclaimer: Sadly…I do not own FMA

Warnings: Language.

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Roy started running like crazy and looking for Ed everywhere. He was nowhere to be seen, but then again, even when he is right in front of you it is kind of hard to see him, Roy thought.

He had been running for a long time now, who knows, maybe it had been hours but that didn't matter to him, he just wanted to find Ed. He still didn't know what he would say to Ed but he was positive that he wasn't going to say something stupid like Hughes said. To tell Edward that he loved him was just suicidal.

Just as he was about to turn and head towards the dorms he heard:

"Mommy! There is some short human cat! Mommy!" He turned around and saw two children running to their mother.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT CAN ACTUALLY BE CONFUSED BY A KITTEN AND NOT A CAT!!!" Yeah, I found him, Roy thought as he headed towards Ed.

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I'm never going back to Head Quarters. Make them look for me but I will never go there again. Let them rot instead.

But no, here I am thinking of that stupid bastard, he doesn't even deserve to be thought of! Damn him!

"Look Mommy, there is some strange kitty there." I had to turn to see who had noticed me. Shit! I had forgotten to put back the damn hood on. Just great.

"Mommy, that's a cute kitty, can we keep him?" I heard another kid say. They were three of them and apparently the mother hadn't been paying attention to her kids. What a wonderful mother.

"Mommy!" One of them pulled on her shirt so she would pay attention to them but she just nodded to him and left her gaze towards someone else. Not like I care.

Before I realized it the other two kids jumped on me and started pulling at my ears.

"Hey! Knock that off! It hurts!" I yelled at them both and they stopped and stared at me with horror, perfect.

"Mommy! There is some short human cat! Mommy!" The kids ran and the mother finally turned. But then I caught on to what the kid said.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT CAN ACTUALLY BE CONFUSED BY A KITTEN AND NOT A CAT!!!" Jeez! Damn kids! That's why I hate kids! Now I'm glad that guys cannot get pregnant. Wait, no…I still want to see a guy getting pregnant. (1)

Just as I got up from the ground I heard some chuckling behind me. I turned around frustrated and stared at the one person I did not want to talk to in a lifetime, or maybe longer.

"Stop laughing at me! It's not funny!" I yelled at Mustang as I bended down, tore a piece of grass and threw it at his face. Unlucky for me, and I can't believe I'm about to say this; he's too tall for the grass to reach him and just dropped by his feet. And he started laughing harder. It pissed me off even more that I kicked his cough you-know-what.

"Urgh! What…the…fuck!" He said in between gasps. I just grinned at him.

"For laughing at me." I answered as I kicked him again (keep in mind that I kicked him with the automail this time) right before he was getting up from the ground.

"What…this…time?!" He yelled at me again but I just chuckled as he was trying so hard not to grab his you-know-what.

"Because of what you did back there, even though you owe me a lot more." I said and this time he put his hands on his you-know-what so I wouldn't kick him again.

"Now that you are here and I can't get away from you…talk." I said as soon as he got composure of himself.

"About what?" Roy asked obviously playing dumb.

"Aargh! Don't give me that answer General bastard! I want to know why you never gave me those damn papers!" He sighed before he looked down as if he were thinking what to answer. Wait a minute, he thinks? Hard to believe since all he's done in his life is write his stupid name on paper and that's it. Do you need to think to write your name?

"You conscious or need coffee?" I asked when he didn't answer to me. He looked up and smiled at me.

"Are you asking me on a date Fullmetal?" Mustang asked sarcastically (don't forget that! Because it made me blush, shh, a secret!) as he smirked once again! Okay, I'll go to his Oh-so called date and I promise I will take note on how many times he smirks. You'll see that we'll get pass 100…probably…not sure.

"Stupid bastard. I will never ask you out on a date, even if they gave me $100 bucks. Well if it's for the money probably, but for something else never." Ptzz! Big fat lie! Who wouldn't want to go out on a date with Mustang?! Look at him! He is the most perfect guy you can ever find in Central! But of course he is straight, wait! What am I thinking about?! He is just a stupid idiot who only knows how to write his name!

"Well, what about if I ask you out?" He asked casually, it even sounded like he had said that so many times over. Like if he had been practicing it, but thinking about that, maybe he has, being the most wanted man in life! Yes, in life now.

But let's just think about this for a second. Roy Mustang, the most wanted man in life…just asked me out! Hya!!!

"I'm so not going out with you, better luck next time." But of course I deny him since this is just one of those many jokes he always makes now that he knows that I'm gay. Damn! It even sounds so unnatural to say that I'm gay.

"That sounded so gay." Was his only answer as he smirked. (Remember that I'm going to count how many times he smirk, so now lets start! 1/100)

"Shut up."

"Well, if you put it that way, then what about if we just go for coffee. No date until I have luck." 2/100…I don't even have to say what it means or what he just did now…you take a guess and if you know Mustang then you'll be right.

"Okay, no hugs, no holding hands," even if I'm dying to hold his hand, but I'm not going to admit that to him.

"And absolutely NO KISSING!" 3/100. I couldn't hold it and I started laughing at how ridiculous my game is, but I still want to count his smirks!

"Are you sure you don't want to hug me, touch me and kiss me?" 4/100. I knew, I just knew! I blushed. Heh! Well, what can I do about it? The guy is offering with no 'paying-back' shit. But I do not want him to see how much I really want to do those things so I just deny him, again.

"Fine, but you know that I won't hesitate to do that to you." blush And 5/100.

"Damn it Mustang! I don't have all day so if you want to go for your stupid coffee then lets go." I mumbled. Aargh! It's eating me from inside not to hold his hand as we walk down the street. Would it be weird if I do it? Aargh! I don't even want to think about it 'cause I won't do it even when I'm dead! Well, probably not.

We entered a restaurant and we got out seats right after Mustang winked at the manager of the restaurant. The girl just blushed and showed us our seats. Mustang probably already dated her.

"Hello gentlemen," She started saying but all the time looking at Mustang, oh-so prefect.

"I will be your waitress for today," since when the manager is a waitress? I thought that a manager all it had to do was walking around the restaurant and asking people if they were okay, but waitress? Mustang probably even slept with her.

"Would you like anything to drink?" She said in her 'cute-squeaky-bitchy voice. I just couldn't hold it and rolled my eyes.

"Yes, I would like a cup of coffee. You honey?" Mustang said and I just had to twitch at the word 'honey'. Since when he calls me that?

"Chamomile tea." The manager-waitress (what the hell?!) nodded and left.

"Don't call me 'honey' again." I said as I took the menu and started looking at the food to decide what to order. I know Mustang said only a cup of coffee, but I'm getting hungry.

"I just wanted to get the competition out of your way."

"Who says I want to fight with someone over you? Especially over you." 6/100. I know I didn't even see him because I'm looking at the menu but I just knew that he smirked.

"You have it written all over your face how much you desire me." He answered smoothly making me shiver, in a good way. Damn him.

"You so wish you could make me desire you."

"Then if you don't, why do you blush?" Fuck! Aargh! I didn't even know I was blushing! Damn that man! Damn him well!

"Shut up."

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1. - That's a real thought, not matter how crazy it sounds I want to see a man pregnant before I die XD

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(A/N: Not the end yet XD

This is the first part at the restaurant and then the next chapter will be the real talking…and maybe something will happen. Muahahahaha! Hehe. So if you read this chapter and liked it, then review! Also, those who put my fic in their story alert please! Review, I really, really wanna know what you think about it XD

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