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--InuChat--

The Chatroom sensation that's sweeping the nation….I hope.

I promise to love you if you read my introductions!

Welcome to another chapter of –drumroll— InuChat! First off, I'd like to say a big "Thank You!" to everyone who reviewed! At the moment, this chapter alone has received a total of 9 reviews in only a few days! I hope it grows!

Also, this chapter is a present to all of you! My story has almost reached the 1,000 hits mark, and I hope that we finally reach that mark after this chapter! Thank you all, once again!

I've received a comment telling me to put up a disclaimer. I'm sorry for not making this clear, as I should have in each chapter, but I DO have a disclaimer in the story description. Sorry for not telling you guys this earlier, and if it becomes a problem, I'll also put Disclaimers in the chapters.

We received an abundance of questions from you all, but alas, we cannot include them all! I was thinking about doing a two-part chapter, but I'll just do another question-and-answer segment later on. Until then, I am pleased to announce that I will be answering 1-2 questions per chapter from now on! Send me a question you have for any or all of the InuYasha cast and I'll ask them your question in the introductions, before the chapter and fun really begins! By the way, you can also ask questions to my OC.

Just a quick reminder: I refer to myself as Helena, since that's my name. I could have done Kiali, my username, but that'll get confusing after...well, you guys will find out why in my fanfiction :D

Also, I am proud to say that after years of trying to make a good InuYasha fanfiction and plot, I've finally come up with something presentable. Instead of doing it right away, I will be continuing with InuChat. I've actually come up with a small plot for this chatroom, and I hope to start it next chapter!

In the meantime, let me introduce one of my most beloved OC's: Sesh! She's rude, crude, and too honest for her own good. Basically, she's a female InuYasha, I guess you could say! She's a tomboy, but also rather kind and curious. Sesh has a long black tail and waist-length black hair, both of which has green highlights in them. She has pale skin and is actually very tall and about 30-40 years older than InuYasha. She has freckles and bright green eyes. She's got a long history, which I can't talk about since it might spoil my fanfiction…

And let the fun begin!

--Chat Now In Session--

Please keep in mind that I have not altered any of the questions! To see the original reviews, click the link onto my InuChat reviews section, way up there.

Alright! Our first question comes from Electromagnetic Powers Rule. Her question is for Sesshoumaru.

"You have a mate yet? If not can I be yours?"

Sesshoumaru: I do not have a mate, and never will. I will never allow a measly human such as yourself to be my mate.

Kagome: Sesshoumaru! That's so mean! Sorry about him, don't take it personally.

Sesshoumaru: No, please do.

Sango: Wait, why do you refuse to find a girl?

Sesshoumaru: A mate will only slow me down. I have no need for such idiotic social communication.

InuYasha: Actually, it's because he can't find one.

Kouga: Ouch…

Sesshoumaru: What did you say, you sorry excuse for a demon?

Miroku: Ehehehehehe… –sweatdrop-- Let's move on, shall we?

Alrighty then, our next question comes from kittyb78. She has a question for Jakotsu!

Jakotsu: YAY ME!

"Jakotsu what do you think of Kouga's attire?"

Jakotsu: Oh, it's fabulous! That stylish skirt and armor match so well! And that headband of his completes the entire ensemble!

Kouga: --angry mark—It's not an ensemble!

Jakotsu: Whatever you say, but I still can't wait to watch you fight again! –giggles—

Bankotsu: --angry mark— Okay, enough.

InuYasha: Yeah, I think I just threw up a little…

Speaking of Bankotsu, here's a question just for you! It's also from kittyb78.

"Bankotsu other than killing, maiming, wreaking havoc, ect what are some of your hobbies?"

Bankotsu: Fishing.

Everyone else: o.0

Bankotsu: What? I enjoy fishing. The calm, peaceful lake and the pretty fish are really—

InuYasha: STOP! I'm gunna hurl!

Bankotsu: -.-

Jakotsu: Banktosu also enjoys—

Bankotsu: JAKOTSU!

Jakotsu: Oops, sorry boss! –giggle—

Miroku: What?

Bankotsu: Nothing, NEXT QUESTION!

Okay, that was…weird. Anywho, the next question is from InuToshKibaLover11 and directed at Miroku.

"What would you do if Sango were to go get a marriage proposal from some other man?!"

Miroku: --sigh—I have been asked this question before, indeed, and my reply is still the same. If Sango were to receive a proposal from another man, then I would hope for the best for her and stand behind whatever she wishes.

The Girls: Awww!

Sango: --hugs—

Miroku:--reaches down—

Sango: --slap—I knew it was too good to last -.-

Miroku: But I really ment it!

Alright, enough fighting, you lovebirds! This next question flows right in, and is also from InuToshKibaLover11.

"Sango: whats your favorite weapon for hitting Miroku with if he strokes your butt?"

Sango: --cracks knuckles—Anything I have on hand does just fine. Usually, I use my Hiraikotsu or my hand, which tends to work the best.

Miroku: Ehehehehe… --sweatdrop—

Moving right along, here's another question from Electromagnetic Powers Rule. This one's for InuYasha.

"Besides Kikyo and Kagome, haven't you ever wondered if there's another half dog-demon out there for you instead of someone who's dead and another that's not from your time but from the future?"

InuYasha: What kind of question is that?!

Kouga: Well, there is another girl.

Shippou: Oh, you mean—

InuYasha: SHUT UP!

Sesshoumaru: You're in love with that mutt?

Kagome: She's not a mutt!

Sango: Yeah! She's a full demon, and you're just scared of her.

Sesshoumaru: Shut up, pitiful humans.

InuYasha: QUIET! We are FRIENDS. THAT'S IT.

--Suddenly, the girl they were talking about enters the room—

Sesh: Hey, guys!

Everyone: ……

Sesh: What?

Miroku: We were just discussing—

InuYasha: --whacks Miroku—

Kagome: Well, it was really cute…

InuYasha: NO, there ISN'T anyone else. Can we PLEASE MOVE ON?!

Well, according to ShiroInuWhiteDog

"Hey, Kagome, I wanna tell you something. Inuyasha likes you, but thinks that you couldn't love him 'cause he's only a half-demon! What do you say to that!"

Kagome: What?! That's just…I mean…I –blush—

InuYasha: WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THIS INFORMATION FROM?!

Sesshoumaru: He is right. Who would love a half-demon?

InuYasha: Shut up, Baka!

Kagaome: I honestly…I mean I doubt that I'm…--more blushing and sweatdrop—

Miroku: Aww, now that's adorable!

Sesh: I KNEW IT! HA! Sango, you owe me 10

Sango: Rats!

InuYasha: Wait, what are you two—

Sesh: Ah, shut up and just tell her you like her.

InuYasha and Kagome: --blush—

InuYasha: I'm not…GRRR, I'M GUNNA KILL YOU! –chases Sesh off stage—

Kikyou: --walks in—Good day to you all.

Kagome: Oh…hello, Kikyou…

Sesshoumaru: …

Kikyou: If you see InuYasha, please tell him that I—

Naraku: --pokes Kikyou—

Kikyou: --turns to ash—

Everyone (Cept Fluffy, of course): 0.0

InuYasha: --runs back in and steps on ash— What the heck is this doing here?!

Kagome: 0.0!!

Kouga: --shakes head— Oh, brother!

Well…ehehehehehe… InuToshKibaLover11 has a question for Naraku.

"Why are you such an arse? cant you just go die in a fire? nobody likes you. just go away"

Naraku: Um…no?

Miroku: That was fast…

Shippou: --walks in-- Why didn't anyone tell me we were having an interview today?!

InuYasha and Sesshoumaru: Because you're annoying.

Kagome: Sit boy!

InuYasha: --Slams into ground—

Naraku: I can't just leave. I mean, look at all the fun I'm missing. As for me being an arse…thank you very much!

Ooookay! Here's the last one from Electromagnetic Powers Rule. This one's for InuYasha.

"Have you ever thought about somehow making your own necklace of subjugation for Kagome, to see how'd she like it if you kept saying a certain word over and over again?"

InuYasha: I've never thought about doing that before…

Kagome: Don't you dare!

InuYasha: I can do to you what you've been doing to me since the day we met! I can finally get back at you! –theme music plays—I can finally be free to—

Kagome: Sit boy.

InuYasha: --slams into ground again-- -.-

Kagome: Yeah, sorry folks! That's never going to happen!

Sesshoumaru: As much fun as it would be to watch…

InuYasha: --muffled—Shut up!

Yet another from blackluv. Here's to Kagome!

"Kagome: Who do you think is…the hottest...lord sesshoumaru, kouga, or inuyasha?"

Kagome: --blushes—

Helena: Here, I'll make it easier for you to choose.

--Five stressful minutes later—

InuYasha, Sesshoumaru, Kouga: --On stage, shirtless, and pissed—

Helena: I love being the auther –snicker--

Kagome: --blushing harder—

Sango: Aww, Kagome!

Miroku: Pick me! –runs onto stage and whips off robe—

The Girls: EEEP! –covers eyes—

Jakotsu: --thumbs up--

Sesh: I choose Shippou.

The Girls: --agree—

Shippou: I WIN, I WIN, I WIN!

InuYasha: WHAT THE HECK?! We didn't get forced onto this stage so that we wouldn't be chosen! Choose one!

Sesshoumaru: This is stupid.

Kouga: Tell them already that you've chosen me!

InuYasha: No, she won't! Who in their right mind would choose you?

Kouga: For one thing, my muscles are bigger.

InuYasha: OH YEAH?! --flexes--

Kouga: YEAH! --flexes--

Jakotsu: Anyone have a camera?

Sesshoumaru:…--walks off stage—

Sesh: As long as it's not a girl competition…

Miroku: Which reminds me. Helena-san!

Helena: NO

Miroku: Aww…But—

The Girls: NO

The last question from blackluv,and it's for Sesshoumaru!

"What is that lil puff ball on you're shoulder?"

Sesshoumaru: How did I end up back in here…?
Shippou: Magic

Sesshoumaru:……That "puff ball" on my shoulder is part of my tail, you annoying human.

Kagome: Let's not harass the readers, now! –sweatdrop—

Rin: --pops in out of nowhere—How do you keep it so clean?

InuYasha: He sends it out for dry cleaning every so often.

Sesshoumaru: At least I've got one.

Kouga: Me too!

Shippou: And me!

Sesh: Same here.

InuYasha: I hate you all…

And, finally, InuToshKibaLover11 has a question for you all!

"anyone up for icecream? X3"

Shippou: ME! ME!

Miroku: Yum, I'm in.

Sango: Why not?

Kagome: Thank you so much! Strawberry ice cream, here I come! –giggle—

Bankotsu: We've been quiet for way too long, haven't we Jakotsu? Want some ice cream?

Jakotsu: Just watching is enough excitement. And yes, I'd love some!

Kagome: By the way, Sango, where's Kirara?

Sango: She just ran off to Kaede's. She looks like she's been really busy with something lately…

InuYasha: I choose Rocky Road!

Kouga: Chocolate's better.

InuYasha: Is not.

Kouga: Is too.

InuYasha: IS NOT.

Kouga: IS TOO!

Sesshoumaru: I shall be taking a vanilla and rocky road mix with nuts, Reese's, milk, bread, and Chex Mix.

InuYasha and Kouga: ….

Sesh: Hey, don't hate it 'til you try it. It tastes like chicken!

InuYasha: Like Kouga?

Kouga: ALRIGHT, OUTSIDE, PUPPY!

InuYasha: YOU'RE ON KOUGA THE "FLEA"

The flea reference was from a past chapter! I hope you've all enjoyed the chatroom! It would have been better to get a larger variety of questions, but it was fun writing this! Please send me your comments, and one or two questions (if you like) for the gang to answer in the next chapter.

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