A/N: Shoooooooo thanks mucho to Unmei Destiny (whose name I've probably spelt wrong... again) Those of you who are reading my mother two SasuSaku stories.. be patient.. I'm planning on finishing this one and then finished those over Christmas break... Because I'll have nothing better to do... because I have such a boring life :D... so yeah. Thank for reviews sorry it took so long... I'm a bad person for letting you wait that long.. don't worry the fluff will end.. soonish... because... that's a lie there will be a lot of fluffy chapters coming up then a few sad ones and then a few happy ones... then a few OMG ones.. but we'll see.. :D
-'- Two weeks later-'-
"God," Sasuke moaned as the woman he was beginning to find a bit troublesome slammed herself onto his stomach. He opened his eyes and saw her staring at him.
"Sasuke-kun," she stated plainly.
"What is it Sakura?" he asked, rather annoyed that his sleep had been interrupted.
"I'm pregnant," she stated.
Sasuke glared at her. "You won't even talk about sex! Dumbass. I still need to get a ring on your damn finger to get anywhere near you."
She pouted. "You only want to get me a ring so you can get into my pants! That's it, isn't it?!"
He rolled his eyes, "if it makes you feel better. Yes."
She glared at him. "Sasuke, you're such a cold man. Makes me wonder why you'd want to get married and have kids."
"I need to keep the family name going," he stated, bored.
She frowned. "Sasuke! Tell me your joking!!!"
He sighed. "Chill, Sakura. I love you."
She smiled. "How much?"
"What am I gonna have to do?" he moaned.
"Well, Shika-kun called, he needs us to pick out swatches," Sakura smiled. "For the interior of our little place."
Sasuke groaned.
"Come on Sasuke, it'll be fun," she stated as she slid off his chest and on to the floor.
"I hate my life," he groaned, sitting up. He ran a hand through his hair and stood up.
"But you love me?" Sakura asked, tossing him a pair of jeans and a shirt. "Right?"
He sighed. "Unfortunately, I had to fall in love with you."
She smiled. "Gee thanks." She brushed back her long locks and pulled them into a tight ponytail. "By the way, Naruto and Hinata called to remind us about their engagement party tonight. I'll need to pick out a dress."
Sasuke groaned. "What did I do to deserve this?"
"Oh come on, it'll be fun. We could go buy a dress and a matching tie and shirt for you. I could get shoes." She ran her hand down his chest. "It will be great! You and I could stop for lunch. Enjoy each others' company for a while."
"You do know that we still have a lot to do for the building?" It was more of a statement than a question. He stepped back from her and sat on the bed to pull on his socks.
"Yeah, but you have people looking over that stuff...right? Also, we're looking at swatches. I consider that work," she smiled, pulling on a T-shirt.
He rolled his eyes. "One minute you're gung-ho about all this, the next, you want to shop and briefly look at Swatches."
"Sasuke," she stated, slipping into a pair of flip flops. "It's SHOPPING."
He sighed, lacing up his shoes. "I was wrong about you."
"Hm?" Sakura asked, looking over her shoulder at him, while pulling on her jacket.
He stood up and stretched luxuriously. "I thought you weren't like other girls. Mention the very idea of shopping and you go crazy."
She 'hmphed' and went back to zipping up her hoodie. "You're just jealous because if you even began to express your shoe fetish, people would call you gay."
He froze. "What?"
She smirked. "Hello, I've spent every night here since we confessed our feelings, and I've got to tell you, you have more shoes than Tenten."
"I like to have variety," he stated, looking a little red in the face.
"Riiight..." Sakura replied, walking up to him. She pressed a hand against his chest and undid a button of his shirt. She slipped her hand under his collar and gripped it. She pushed him against the wall and pressed herself against him. Her breath mixed with his and she stared at him passionately. Her lips lingered over his, brushing against them each time she breathed out. "Sasuke," she breathed, looking up at him. "I think your shoe obsession is hot." She gently pressed her lips against his. She pulled back with a grin. "Turns me on," she let go of him and walked out of the room, leaving him perplexed and needing more.
Damn women, so damn manipulative. They always made him wonder why he just didn't go gay. That's when Sakura turned around and smiled brightly at him. Damn women, have to be so damn beautiful. Damn manipulative. Damn irresistible.
"What about this one?" Sakura asked, holding up a red one with an odd pattern.
Sasuke rolled his eyes. "It's too red for the other things you decided on."
"Hmm," she stated, looking at it. "I suppose. The other things we bought were more of a red maroon."
Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Yes, I suppose."
She smiled. "Well then I've got the perfect one! I saw it just a few selections in back. Of course, it's the color I want, the design I'm not fond of. I don't really know how it will look."
"Can't you just put that colour on a different design?" Sasuke asked, putting on his shades.
"Yeah, but that would take weeks, I don't have weeks. I have 'till tonight," she pouted.
"Just take it out and let me see how it looks," he suggested.
She nodded. "Sounds good, just don't laugh."
He nodded; Uchiha's never laugh.
He laughed. Frills. He was out of characteristically rolling on the floor with laughter. She frowned.
"I hate you, Uchiha!" she cried out bitterly. He stood up and wrapped his arms around her, she fought against his grip.
"LEAVE ME ALONE!!!" she growled.
"Sorry, I can't hear you over all these frills and bows," he teased.
She frowned. "I don't think it's that bad," she whined.
Sasuke laughed.
Sakura's frown deepened. "I look ugly in it, don't I?"
"You could never look ugly to me," he purred.
She pushed him off her. "Stupid corny retard."
He smiled slightly as she smacked him. "Well, seeing how I look like a totally retarded princess...I think I'll pick out a different one."
He nodded, "Just hurry, we need to get to the fitting and then back to the house then over to the party."
She nodded, picked up her many layers of the skirt and curtsied. "As you wish, prince retard."
He nodded and she pranced off. He propped himself against a counter and looked at some of the rings under the glass. None of them screamed Sakura. He looked up and she had a dress in a bag. "Come on then!!!"
"You picked one already?" he asked.
"Oh yeah, I saw it and fell in love with it!! It fit perfect." She smiled. "And I'm pretty sure it'll match the shoes and jewelry I bought!"
"Well Hinata can't wait much longer," Sasuke stated, grabbing her wrist and dragging her out of the expensive dress shop.
"Lilac?" Sakura asked, looking down at the woman who was hemming the bottom of the dress.
The woman nodded. "It looks lovely with Hinata's eyes."
Sakura nodded. "How much longer is this going to take?"
"Just a moment longer," the woman stated.
"Good, I don't think my lover over there can take much more," Sakura said, pointing to a rather bored looking man. "Che, how's it going Sasuke-kun?"
"Don't call me your lover," he muttered without looking up from his Gaming magazine.
"Well you aren't getting any tonight," she snarled back at him.
"I never get any, on any night," Sasuke stated, turning the page.
"Well of course not, there still isn't a ring on my finger," she smiled brightly.
The woman doing the dress laughed lightly. "When are you two getting married then?"
Sakura opened her mouth to speak only to be silenced by Sasuke.
"Next spring," he stated, "In a grove of Sakura trees."
Though Sasuke stated it in such a simple way, Sakura still felt the romance of the idea. "Sasuke..." she whispered.
His dark eyes made contact with hers for a moment and then went back to the magazine.
"Is this marriage arranged?" The woman asked, not seeing the real connection between the two.
"Nope," Sakura stated, a smile on her face. "We're two madly in love kids."
Sasuke snorted. "Oh, so madly."
"Shut up Sasuke!" she snapped.
The woman laughed. "I wish you many happy years."
Sasuke snorted again. "Oh, I'm sure they'll be happy years."
They arrived back at the apartment Sakura smiled as Oscar greeted her with a sloppy kiss. She pulled out her things and ran to the bathroom.
Sasuke groaned. "Sakura! Don't use all the hot water!"
"Make me!" she yelled from the bathroom, the shower water running down like rain.
"You asked for it!" he stated, opening the door.
Sakura shrieked, still fully clothed. "Get out of here!"
"You said to make you!" He waggled his eyebrows. She rolled her eyes.
He strode up to her and wrapped his arms around her waist. She laughed. "Let go."
He moved in and placed a kiss on her ear. "Never," he muttered. "I'll never let you go."
She smiled and meant it, for the first time that day. "I love you."
"I love you too," he said between a kiss.
She stepped back to get better footing and slipped on a bar of soap. Both fell into the shower. Sakura started laughing. Sasuke joined in as the two got drenched.
"God, Sasuke!!! I didn't know you wanted shower sex this badly!"