101 PashyPandy Moments
I'm SOOOO SORRYYY!! I didn't expect me to take this long to update!
I guess I just lost my writing mojo D:
Theme: Txt Talk
Moment Num. 12:
Pandas POV:
There was a new trend taking over the world, even more popular than headbands with bows and overly large hand bags(how I, a boy, know this? Blame my 14 year old sister). And what is that trend you may ask? That trend is "txt talk." You see, after the infamous texting commercials – "IDK! My BFF Jill?"- 'txt talk' has been sweeping over the nation, everywhere you go there's nothing but text talk! Every sentence you hear has at least on text talk world in it! And you know what? I. Hate. It.
I was walking down the street trying to escape the "talk of the future." But it seemed to be following me everywhere! I turned left, towards Stan's house, when all of the sudden I hear…
"ONUD!" A girl with platinum blonde hair yelled at a girl with sandy blonde hair.
"OYID!" The girl with sandy blonde hair yells back.
I was about to ignore it when I realize something.
Those two girls are Sandy and Bijou. They've been captured by the text talk too! I hope that Pashmina didn't get drawn into it too…
I walk up to them and ask, "Do you guys know where Pash is?"
Bijou looks at me, smiles, and then says, "IDK, but she was looking for you too! Isn't that such a ROTFL moment?"
"Yeah, so LOL!" agreed Sandy, well at least I think she agreed.
"Uh…yeah, thanks." I said as I walked away, in search of Pashmina.
"YW!" they both yell back at me and continue on what they were previously talking about.
I turned right, towards Cappy's house, when all of the sudden I hear – again – more text talk. When will it ever end?! I keep heading towards my destination, putting my headphones on in hope to drown out the out-loud texting.
"OMG! You'll never guess what Ashley texted!"
"OMG! What?!"
"She's kickin it with Hunter! But she says its INBD!"
"OMFG! She's such an upside down 304!"
It didn't work. And at that moment when I was about to give up in and surrender to the text talk I run into the one person I was looking for. Pashmina.
She smiles at me as she walks up and says, "Hey! WU?"
NOOO!! SHE'S SURRENDERED TO THE TEXT TALK!! AM I THE ONLY SANE ON LEFT ON THIS PLANET?! I strain a smile to hide my annoyance as I say, "Uh, I was just looking for you."
"ORLY?! Y?"
"Oh nothing, the way your speaking answeres my every question."
"WTF? You don't like txt talk?!"
"No I don't!"
"OMG! WTF is wrong with you? Do you even understand what we say when we text talk?"
"No."
"ORLY? Then IHU!"
"Uhh…"
"And ILY!" and with those last…uh… 'words' she skipped off, a huge grin on her face.
Oh, but she's going to wipe that grin off her face very soon. Why? Well, just wait and find out. That is read and find out. Wait…I'm not supposed to act like I know I'm in a story…
Me: STOP IT! OR ISUS!"
OKAY OKAY! Sheesh, don't have to be so assertive. ANYWAYS, back to the story. I watch her leave as an idea pops into my head. I cup my hands around my mouth and shout back to her, "ILYT AND IHUT!" And at that moment she stopped skipping, grin off her face, and slowly – and don't forget dramatically- turns to me, a look of fear on her face.
Yeah, she wasn't expecting me to understand was she?
"What'd you say?" she asks, as she walks slowly back to me.
"I said, ILYT and IHUT."
"But…how did you…when did you…huh?"
"Hey, just because you don't like something doesn't mean you don't know how to do it."
"But you said you didn't understand text talk. I can do a flash back to that."
-authors break-
ME: Stop talking like your in a story!
PASHMINA: Sorry!
-back to the story-
"Hey, a guy can lie can't he?"
Oh yeah, I got her good.
Translations:
ILY: I love you
ILYT: I love you too
IHU: I heart you (can also be used as I hate you)
IHUT: I heart you too (can also be used as I hate you too)
So how did you like it!? I know it's a little rough, but hey, it's better than no update at all!
Oh and don't worry, I'm going to be updating "Stuck in an Elevator With You" pretty soon, just stay tight!
R&R please!
-mariah-