Yoshizilla: Ha-haw: I did something that you all wished you would have done in the past! Write a Mario Party style fanfic for the Super Smash Brothers category of Fanfiction Net! And who else but to put in the staring role other than good old Yoshi... I actually was considering using Mario, but then it would be called Mario Party. And this would seem like an exact novelization of the first and original game of the same name, so I didn't. Plus, it would sound stupid. I mean, Mario Smash Party? Yeah that's what I thought. So anyway enjoy the fanfic, and April Fools you fools, for it is the first day of April!
Disclaimer: Peppy Ankylosaurus and Dr. Hoshi are property of Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus.
Hello! It's a-me, Mario! I should-a tell you all that-a Yoshi and his five other smashing friends-a (tee hee, I-a made a funny pun-a) were-a so bored-a, they decided-a to have a party, Mario Party style-a! So sit back-a and relax-a as I shall-a narrate to you-a all on what became-a the party-a that the friendly neighborhood Yoshi, the quirky and electrical Pikachu, the very annoying food-loving Kirby who won't be partaking in this story for long, the concerned and motherly Jigglypuff, the smart one geek Ness, the easily afraid + bashed Lucas, and eventually Popo and Nana the ever so energetic Ice Climbers got themselves into-a! Read and enjoy-a the craziness that ensues-a!
It was a boring, though nice beautiful day on the wide open plains in the middle of nowhere. Yoshi, along with Pikachu, Kirby, Jigglypuff, Ness, and Lucas, was bored out of his dinosaur mind as the six young friends were looking for a way to have fun. Popo and Nana were the only ones who seemed to be having fun for they were slamming their ice blocks back at each other with their wooden hammers.
"Hrmm... you know, we really haven't done anything in the past three and a half months," Yoshi started after he rubbed the back of his head.
Pikachu nodded in agreement. "Yeah. Plus, with the other Smashers sort of not wanting to do anything outside of the house, it just seems that we may have to find something to invent all by ourselves." The yellow-colored, electrical mouse Pokemon replied with a sad sigh.
Thinking, Ness closed his eyes and folded his arms. Lucas and Jigglypuff gave each other concerning looks while Kirby was devouring dirt on the ground, in spite of hunger. After a few minutes, the red-capped PSI boy snapped his fingers and stated with happiness, "That's it! I got a grand idea!"
All of the five other young characters glanced towards Ness as they were curious, with Kirby having the dirt in his mouth only to choke and suddenly die. After a pause or so, Ness stated, pointing at himself, "How about we play a game of baseball? Doesn't that sound fun?"
"Errr..." Jigglypuff stated, looking down at her feet. "I... don't think that's a good idea. We need something more social." She pondered. "Something like..."
"...Dancing!" Lucas randomly blurted, sweatdropping as he received odd glances from the others. He frowned and sighed, looking down at his feet in shame. "I'm sorry... I'll just stop talking..."
Yoshi and Pikachu then turned around and whispered to each other. Ness and Jigglypuff were highly curious as they approached the two whisperers, while Lucas started to sniffle as a yellow colored Kirby who suddenly popped in to replace the original pink 1 continued eating the dirt with delight. The Ice Climbers halted their playing for they were wondering what the animals were up to.
"You think they'll be mentioning anything fun?" Popo asked while letting out a big burp.
Nana felt a huge fart emerge from her snow stinky parka. "I hope but they don't really bring it up to us!"
After several minutes minutes Yoshi and Pikachu turned around and faced everyone.
"We got an excellent idea," Pikachu stated, a grin across his face.
"Since there's six of us, and since there's nothing to do," Yoshi continued as he smiled and rubbed his hands together, "We're going to have ourselves a party like the 1 I used to go to all those years back!"
Ness, Jigglypuff, and Lucas all gasped at the same time upon hearing the announcement. "P-party!?"
"That sounds like fun!" The Ice Climber pair chimed while holding their gloved hands together; dropping their hammers in the process.
Pikachu nodded for he sneezed; causing electricity to go sparking throughout the room. "Yep! And it will be called... Pikachu Party!"
"WHAT!?" Yoshi snapped in dismay, glaring back at his rodent friend, "No way, buddy! I came up with the idea first, so it should be called Yoshi Party!"
"How about Kirby Party?" The gluttonous puffball interrupted while letting out a belch, much to Jigglypuff's disgust that led to her killing it as a result.
"Hrmm... please don't hurt me I think something like Lucas Party would suit better," Lucas commented, getting slapped in the back of the head by Ness which in turn made him whimper and tears formed in his eyes.
Jigglypuff sighed. "Look, how about we all just have fun and whoever wins will have this party named after them. Deal?" She clearly stated, before coughing out, "Besides, Jigglypuff Party sounds better."
Ness fumed, stomping his right foot while pooting to go with his pout. "No! It should be Ness Party, since I'm the smartest one here!" He rebutted, receiving heavy feedback from the others.
"What!?" The group shouted simultaneously in response before they started rebuking him.
"Good lord that sounds bad!" "Since when were you the smartest?" "You have got to be kidding me." "No offense, Ness, but that just sounds so... stupid."
Ness fumed, his race turning an angry red for he got out his baseball bat and whacked all of his friends. He then screamed, fumes coming out from his ears, "FINE! THEN WE'LL SEE WHO WINS IN THE END! AND WHOEVER DOES WIN GETS NOT ONLY HIS OR HER NAME IN THE TITLE, BUT ALTOGETHER GETS SOMETHING REALLY COOL AND AWESOME THAT WE PROBABLY DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS UNTIL THE END OF THIS STORY BECAUSE THE STUPID AUTHOR IS TOO LAZY TO DESCRIBE!" And with that shouted, he and the other five characters raced off towards the closet green warp pipe, to head off to the random space that will take them to their party game...
...with the Ice Climbers farting while watching this.
"Boy howdy things sure got stinky fast!" Popo admitted while patting his tooting butt. "You think they could have invited us?"
"Maybe but I think we should change our pants first." Nana admitted while fanning the air and blushing in embarrassment. "We got really smelly."
"Ugh you could say that." Peppy Ankylosaurus coughed while being forced to wear a mask over his dino face. "I can barely breathe in here!"
"What happened to the others?" Dr. Hoshi asked for the purple raptor in the white lab coat was cleaning off his light blue glasses.
"Oh they just went off into the warp pipe that just disappeared." The Ice Climber duo said in unison while feeling their stomachs grumble. "And they didn't bring us goodies to eat."
Dr. Hoshi sighed while slapping his forehead. "Of course they did."