Chapter 3

Were In The Akatsuki???

Sam woke up with an unpleasant surprise. Daniel lying on top of her and as soon as she saw that she completely freaked out by trying to push Daniel off her. Unfortunately this resulted to Daniel waking up. The boy saw the position they were in and was going to take advantage of it. Bending down to kiss Sam closing his eyes he felt something against his lips. He opened his eyes hoping to see Sam but seeing cat in her place instead.

"Ha you bastard, don't even think about trying that again"

"That tasted nice... where did you get the cat anyway?"

Sam looked away with shifty eyes " I have my resources" then laughing wildly before coughing

Daniel slightly freaked out by Sam's eh how should I say this... weirdness ran out the room.

Sam followed Daniel, sightly wondering where Kerry was. That question was answered when they walked though an enormous door. Kerry was sat there glomping Tobi.

Daniel being an idiot took this the wrong way.

" I never thought Kerry would get close with the enemywink wink"

Kerry glared at Daniel who ignored it.

Sam sat down on the couch for finding no reason to fight. Closing her eyes and forgets all that has happened.

She looked at Kerry who was grinning evilly.

"Kerry what exactly did yo-..." Sam was interrupted as she heard Itachi come screaming in.

All Sam had to do was just look at Itachi to burst out laughing. His ponytail was cut off and his hair dyed pink.

"AHHHHH ALL MY PRECIOUS MEMORYS OF SASUKE -- Thinks of time sasuke used to pull Itachi's hair to try and get him to train with him

While Itachi was daydreaming he didn't notice that the room was now empty. Daniel and Tobi had gone one way and Sam and Kerry had gone another way.

With Daniel And Tobi

'I wonder if he really tastes like a lollipop? I guess I will have to find out '

Daniel grinned leaning closer to Tobi before licking his mask.

Daniels eyes widened realising that Tobi did infact taste like an orange flavour lollipop

Sam and Kerry

Sam and Kerry watched Daniel and Tobi behind the corner gasping as Daniel licked Tobi.

Sam smirked stopping the video camera. 'This will prove to be good blackmail'

Kerry ran out jumping and shouting "DANIEL IS GAY!!!!"

Sam looked around expecting there to be at least one or two Akatsuki members around then realised that something evil must have happened to them. This must have involved either Daniel or Kerry. At this moment Sam pitied them.

With other Akatsuki members

Deidara looked into a mirror only to see he had make up on and was dressed like a girl.

"I AM NOT A GIRL UN..."

Hidan walked into his room and fainted at what he saw there. Pictures of god, writings of the bible and worst of all 'Hidan is a religious freak who is an ass wipe to Jashin '

Kisame well as you can imagine being cooked by some invisable force, more known as Daniels invisible friends.

Kazuka was counting his money when it burst on fire before becomin proper money again and then burning again. This process continued.

Zetzu was umm well I guess you could say he was dead or dying. He would later on have to keep a note saying ' stay away from plant spray'

Pein looked over all his piercings to see they were gone. Then looking into the mirror he say what appeared to be a moustache.

Meanwhile

Kerry and Daniel were laughing theire heads off thinking of all the pranks they pulled maybe hoping that in the future they would get to do more.

Daniel whispered to Kerry " Next we have to do Sasori, have any idea's?"

"Yeah how about we dress his puppets up as girls"

Little did they know that someone was planning something evil on them.