The Weirdest Dream Yet To Come
Chapter 4
Daniels Rambling And The Randomness
"To say I am blessed by mighty and awesome powers is to be repetitive. I reign as the most feared creature this world has ever known.
Oh, the muggles don't know me, but their narrow perception and puny forces hold no challenge, therefore their ignorance means nothing.
Yet, in the wizard world, my name sends shivers upon seizures of horror. I am called such various vague descriptions as "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named".
The fools! As though their uttering of my true name would suddenly cause my appearance in their pathetic, little worlds. I once ruled the wizard world through fear and dread.
My beloved followers only needed but a whisper of a command and my wishes were carried out with speed and fury. Wizards and witches alike hid from my wrath,as if I wouldn't be able to find them. I always did.
Powerful and weak wizards alike were not safe from my rage.All those who mixed with muggles, who protected muggles, who were HALF muggles-they all deserved to suffer.
Houses were ransacked, the air was alive and riddled with screams and cries for help, for mercy, for DEATH. I granted mercy to no one and instructed my followers to do the same.
Young and old MUDBLOODS were tortured and killed. Authors were also punished for their audacity and stupidity."
Sam and Kerry both stared at Daniel slightly freaked out bye Daniels ... weirdness.
"So... I see he is now coping Voldemort..." Kerry stated as she watched Daniel walkover to them.
Daniel came up towards sam and spoke quietly "You are a year old now. My daughter. Marina." Daniel looked over at Kerry and spoke again. "Train her well as I love her more than cheese"
Sam looked at Daniel , one eyebrow twitching, as she punched him into a wall causing him to go through it and landing in Deidara's cereal. BANG!
The Akatsuki watched as Daniel was Blown to smitheries.
Meanwhile...
Team 7 was just pronounced Chunin by there sensei Kakashi, unfortunately they forgot to untie Naruto from the tree, despite his screams for help. It is as off now 2:00 in the morning and Naruto is more or less asleep.
Naruto Snored, "Ramen…" And snored again.
A man with red sharingan eyes and a smirk appears out of the darkness…watching the young shinobi helplessly tied to the tree.
The man giggled like a school girl "Now is my chance!" He slowly crept up on the younger boy and as Itachi was about to reach towards him when Naruto screamed in his sleep
"GET AWAY FROM MY RAMEN!" as he kicked Itachi in the balls...
Itachi: Gasped in pain and looked towards the peacefully sleeping boy whilst clutching his poor injured 'whistle'
"Damnit! He's…too strong…and knows…my weakness…must retreat to…save….BALLS!" He limped away slowly.
Itachi returned two hours later after recovering from his Injury..., but this time he brought Kisame along with him.
Itachi whispered "There he is…the Kyuubi. Now that there are two of us he will not overpower me as easily as he had before"
Kisame grined "So that's the Kyuubi brat? Doesn't look so tough, how did he know about your weakness?" He turned to Itachi.
"I do not know, but he is cunning, this time I am prepared" Itachi looked at Kisame and said "Go ahead…give me a kick"
Kisame hesitated "I don't know…"
"Just do it"
KisameTurned back to Itachi and proceeded tp kick him in the balls but was shocked to see no reaction.
"Eh? Didn't it hurt?"
Itachi grined "Nope, I'm wearing a cup"
"very knowledgeable"
Itachi smirked "I am the genius of the Uchiha clan... my brother would stand no chance"
Both Akatsuki members snook up on the young sleeping kit and approached him confident as they thought that they would not fail this time.
"Let's get him!"
…unfortunately for them…
Naruto still in his sleeping slumber decided to scream "I SAID NO MONKEYS ARE ALLOWED!" Whilst screaming he kicked Kisame in the balls and head butted Itachi in the nose
Kisame screached rolling along the floor grabbing his balls in pain "OH GOD"
Itachi still shocked whispered "This can't be…how did he know my other weakness?"
Kisame suddenly frightened that this boy knew their weaknesses squealed in a high pitched voice as he walled away with Itachi behind him "RETREAT!"
"Yes…you are very cunning and strong…but remember this Kyuubi, we will return for you and…SHIT!"
Itachi had tripped on the hem of his Akatsuki robe and fell flat on his face.
When both of the Akatsuki members where gone Naruto stood up slowly grining evily.
"Ha serves you right for trying to capture me"
And with that the story ends
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