Kimbley (dum dum DUM)

I AM ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And failing my English course smiles Well…not really, I hopefully did well on my essay and everything should be okay. So yeah, here's the MASTER PLAN!!!! I have updated this…and I shall update my other Greed story sometime before Christmas hopefully. THEN I am gonna make a special one-shot Christmas story with the characters.

And just as a side thingie: This story was PLANNED to be only 4 CHAPTERS long, which means that this WOULD be the last, but now it shall be 5 CHAPTERS. So the last one will be out………in awhile.

Greed sat on the table, tail flicking back and forth in an impatient manner. He kept his violet cat eyes focused on Saria and Irene as they poured over various books, looking for a way to turn him back into the greedy homunculus that they know and love.

"AH-HA!" Irene yelled in triumph.

"You found it?" Saria asked.

"No, but I just found the spell that can actually turn stuff to gold." She said happily.

Greed growled, his little fuzzy cat ears went back in irritation.

"What-ca thinks he said?" Irene asked.

"Probably something not very nice." Martel said.

When the girls went back to doing their research, Dorchet sat by the currently agitated feline.

"Uh….yeah boss, about before with all the chasing and insulting and-" Dorchet was not able to finish due to a certain kitty that launched himself at Dorchet. Hissing and snarling and flailing…with claws might I add.

When Greed managed to calm down, and compose himself, he returned to his perch and stared at the girls. While Dorchet, covered in cat scratches and bleeding from various areas, got up and sat as far away from his boss as he could manage.

"I'll be back; I think I should patch him up before he bleeds to death." Martel said as she got up.

Irene sniggered and said, "Guess he's now forgiven."

"Or Greed is just nervous because our cat-bomb-explosive-loving Kimbley will be back soon." Saria pointed out.

"True, true."

"So they went back to work as Martel started patching up Dorchet.

Meanwhile

In Greed's head, he was mentally cursing everyone.

I don't know or care how they turn me back; I just don't wanna blow up. It just feels vary strange and I don't like it, Greed thinks as he remembers the first time he blew up.

Greed got up and decided on taking a walk.

He went outside and sat on a crate that was positioned in a beam of sunlight.

Greed sighed and decided that after a short nap they will have found a way to turn him back.

He woke up a short while later, hearing someone coming down the alley.

"Aw, look at the little kitty-cat, sitting in a sunbeam."

Oh shit

In the Bar

Saria and Irene were getting along quiet well with finding a way to turn Greed back.

Then they heard small explosions, some yelling, and hissing.

"Dorchet." Saria hissed out.

"For once not me." The bandaged, sore looking dog-chimera said from the couch.

"Then who…"

The four of them (Saria, Irene, Martel, and Dorchet) all looked at each other and said the same thing

"KIMBLEY!"

Saria and Irene where out of their chairs as Martel was at the door, Saria grabbed some newspaper and began to roll it.

Outside

Greed, a little scorched on the fur, was backed up into a corner as Kimbley advanced.

"Come here kitty kitty I don't bite."

Pfft, yeah, but you blow stuff up.

Right when he clapped his hands together, a rolled newspaper hit him square on top of the head.

"BAD KIMBLEY!" Saria yelled.

What is that? Her new favorite weapon? Greed thought.

"OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" Kimbley yelled.

"FOR ALMOST BLOWING UP GREED!" she yelled back.

"NO! IT'S GREED TURN INTO A CAT!"

Kimbley started laughing.

"Do you really expect me to think that Greed would be dumb enough to be turned into a cat?" he laughed.

Greed growled behind him.

Saria, Irene, and Martel all explained what happened to Kimbley.

"Pfft, sucks to be you boss!" he laughed, only to receive a smack from Greed.

"OW!"

"Well, the good news is, we found a way to turn Greed back." Irene said.

Greed sat on his box, with a vary pleased look in his feline face.

Well here it ish, pretty good, since it was created during my third period spare :) Next will be out soon.

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