Disclaimer: I do not own the Naruto characters starring in my fanfiction.

A/N: Sorry this chapter took so long. It was because ... I ADMIT IT! I'm lazy :( BUT! I another explanation.. It was because I was working with monkiesfly on some other story. You all may be wondering why I suddenly came back. I was actually having a typers' block, when I read Diary of Team Ten I thought ' If monkiesfly can update.. why can't I ' ? There ya have it. So let the 8th chapter begin!


Yami smiled as all the boys glared, her prank had been successful and it seemed the boys were angry with her. Hard to believe, right?

" So.. What're you guys doing here? " Yami asked, ignoring the harshest glare from Shikamaru.

" Oi Yami-chan! Yami-chan!! We're going to prank them! " Naruto answered with delight.

" Really?! Can I help?? " Yami said, excitement in her voice. Naruto nodded as the others shook their heads.

" No! She's a girl. She'll be troublesome. " Shikamaru argued as he crossed his arms. Yami frowned at the boys' words.

" Pshh. As if you know whos' troublesome and not. " Yami glared, poking him in the chest. Shikamaru narrowed his eyes.

" Just let her in! She can be part of the plan! " Naruto said, pleading at his knees.

" Naruto, don't do that. C'mon just let me in... or else. " Yami threatened the guys.

" Or else what? " Kiba questioned.

The black-haired girl simply sighed and held up photos. " I will print copies of this and show them LIVE on the news. Like, a slideshow for five minutes. " she said, evil on the tip of her tongue.

The guys' faces turned red... except Naruto's, since he had no pictures of him in Yami's hand.

" Where did you get those?! " Shikamaru questioned as he attempted to grab them. Yami quicky shoved them in her hoodie pocket and stuck out her tongue.

" You mean when did I get these? Peh, that's only for me to know and for you to find out, lazy. " She smiled mischeivously and watched as they stared in horror.

" Just let her in. You don't want those photos to become our five minutes of shame on the news, do you? " Kiba pleaded.

The guys nodded their heads and sighed, knowing that they were getting blackmailed... by a girl.

" Great! Now here's what Yami-chan's gonna do! She's gonna knock on the door, ask if she could come in and hang out with them for a while. " Naruto whispered.

" What if that doesn't work, dobe? " Sasuke muttered.

" Then... we'll uh, move on! Yami-chan can sneak into the house through the back door. "

" What if that's locked? " Chouji asked.

" Peh, Shrek, I am the master of all picklocks and pickpockets. Why do you think the teachers were upset that one morning? " Yami took out five wallets and a tool.

Lee gasped, now realizing why. " You broke into the school and dumped out all their supplies? "

" Wow, you're quick. " Yami said, sarcasm in her tone. " So, let's try the plan out. " she said as she walked to the front door. Her eyes closed and she sighed, knocking on the door three times.


" Who could that be? " Sakura wondered. " I don't remember inviting anyone else to the sleepover... "

" Answer it, forehead! " Ino yelled.

" What the--! " Sakura pushed through her group of friends, a surprised look on her face.

" 'Ey, Haruno. "

" Shinigami... What are you doing here? " Sakura asked, narrowing her eyes.

" Look, I came to borrow some sugar. Is that hard to ask for? "

" Don't you have sugar at your house? "

" I ran OUT. That's why I'm OVER here, HARUNO."

The two girls glared at each other, until Sakura led her into the kitchen and shoved the cup of sugar into her hands. " Here, just take it and leave. "

" Oops... I uh... kinda gotta go... " Yami squirmed a little, faking the 'pee emergency'.

" Where's the bathroom?! "

" Over there. " Sakura pointed down the hall and Yami bolted, heading into the direction.

Once Yami was in, she closed the door shut and pulled out her cellphone, begining to dial Naruto's number.

" Moshi, moshi? "

" Psst! Naruto! I'm in her house! What do you want me to do from here?" Yami whispered, hoping the others didn't hear her.

"Uh... hmm... wait lemme get the plan out!."

" Hurry, they'll get suspicious! "

" Ah! Here it is! It's plan D! Stay there and try to leave the cellular somewhere there! "

" Whatever, I'll do what I can " Yami pressed the 'end' button on her cellphone and hung up. She flushed the toilet, faking she was done. The girl even washed her hands, making sure that Sakura would buy the fake emergency.

" ARE YOU ALMOST DONE IN THERE, SHINIGAMI?! " Sakura yelled angrily.

" Damn, woman! Don't yell at me, I'm almost done! " Yami yelled back, clearly annoyed.

" Don't get PMSing on me! "

" Look who's talking!! "

Yami had a feeling that Sakura was glaring at the bathroom door. Once the black-haired girl opened the door, Sakura threw her out the front door.

" Damn it." Yami growled as some of the boys were snickering at her. " Shut the hell up, idiots. Like you're brave enough to face against the smart nerd in there. "

" Hey, you're smart too. " Naruto commented.

" I may be smarter, but I'm a smart dork. " Yami pointed out as she walked over to the bushes. " There' s a difference. A dork is one who is goofy, yet very cunning on evil plans. A nerd is..well..the pink moron that lives in that house. "

Few of the guys snickered. They had to admit Yami had a sense of humor... mainly insults.

As soon as she reached the back door, she looked around to see if anyone else was watching her, besides the guys.

' What is she gonna do now? ' Kiba wondered as he stared at Yami, who was currently digging into her hoodie pocket.

" Bam, baby. " Yami pulled out a pocket knife, which had a very sharp end.

" Y-you carry that around? " Chouji stuttered, staring surprisingly at the knife.

" Why not? " Yami began picking at the lock of Sakura's back door.

" It is a lethal weapon! You cannot bring that on school campus! " Lee defended.

Yami stopped picking at the lock and sighed. She pointed the knife up against his throat and gave a cruel smile. " I've been carrying this around since I was ten. Do you think I care? Besides, " Yami flipped the pocket knife closed, then flipped it open again, only to reveal a comb. " It's also a comb, duh. "

" Girls and their accessories. " Shikamaru said, shaking his head.

" You're not the one to be talking, pineapple head. "

The lazy boy fumed with anger at that comment.

" Dude, she just-- "

" I know. " Shikamaru cut Chouji off and frowned, folding his arms across his chest.

" Grudge."

Yami's ears perked up at the comment and she became extremely angry. " What the hell did you just call me? "

"Grudge." Shikamaru repeated, glaring at the same time.

Yami shoved her pocket knife back into her pocket and opened the door. " Everyone in, except for you, pineapple. We wouldn't want your head to be chopped off and be put into a fruit bowl, now would we? "

" Shikama-- "

" Shut up, Chouji. " Shikamaru cut Chouji off again as he stomped into the house. Yami led the boys off, making sure the girls wouldn't notice.

" Hey, I'm getting hungry Sakura-chan! Can we eat something? " Tenten asked, rubbing her stomach.

" Ah! Sorry, you should've asked earlier! I'll go make something now! " Sakura smiled as she excused herself from the group.

" Naw! We'll help you out! Afterall, we are at your house! " Temari insisted as the girls nodded. All leaving the room, Yami started to creep into the home, looking left and right, making sure to be cautious. Waving them over, she placed a finger over he lips.

" Shh!!! Especially you Chouji! STOP EATING THE FRIGGIN' CHIPS! " Yami whispered harshly, balling her fist towards the big-boned boy.

" IT'S NOT MY FAULT! I'm hungry... " He whispered in defence, continuing to eat. Yami rolled her eyes and watched as the boys looked throughout the house.

" Sht! They're coming back! HIDE! " Kiba whispered loudly, running to find somewhere to hide. Scattering throughout the room, the group watched as the girls bursted our from the kitchen, all giggling and eating at the same time.

" This is good " Temari chirped, as the girls continued to eat their bowls of ramen.

" What do you expect? It's INSTA-Noodles! They have to be good " Ino rolled her eyes as Temari ignored the comment.

" Are you sure you guys don't wanna eat anything else? " Sakura asked, settling down onto the couch.

" Positive! Don't worry you're pretty little head off! We'll take care of ourselves! " Tenten assured, continuing to slurp the noodles.

The girls continued to chatter as the clock struck 12:00pm. All giggling, babbling and ranting on and on.

" So How about we talk about Neji and Tenten! " Ino winked, nudging the blushing girl once more.

Neji blushed from behind the couch and looked to his friends, all snickering as they covered they're mouths.

" SHUT UP INO! " Tenten screeched as the girls all started to snicker. " Yeah well, it's no different than you liking Sasuke more than Shikamaru!! " Tenten glared, blushes still spread onto her face.

The boys ( Plus Yami ) listened to the conversation, surprised at what Tenten had said.

The girls gasped and looked to Ino. The blonde, still shocked, soon started to blush at the statement.

" Wait.. Ino?! YOU LIKE SASUKE?! THAT CAN'T BE!! YOU'RE DATING SHIKAMARU! " Temari said, poking her finger in her face.

Shikamaru looked from behind the stairs and peered over to the group of girls, all interrogating Ino.

' Wow... she's been cheating on me?! ' Shikamaru thought, mentally clenching his fists.

" You hussie, you! Cheating on your man are we? " Sakura smirked and watched as the girl shot her a dirty look.

" Look girls! I use to like Sasuke! I mean.. I'm dating Shik-kun! " Ino placed her hands infron of her chest, trying to look defensive.

" Yeah right! YOU told me you still had a thing for Sasuke!! " Tenten glared, blushes fading away. Ino turned red as the girls started to look at her with wide eyes.

" SPILL IT INO! " Temari narrowed her eyes, placing her hands on her hips. Ino looked around the group and sighed in defeat.

" Okay, look. I was -- "

" You still are! " Tenten interrupting, Ino glared and looked back to the girls.

" Okay... I am interested in Sasuke! I just can't help it! He's so mysterious, so cool.. so.. hot! " Ino blushed to herself and sighed dreamily.

" Yeah! But when did this happen?! " Temari asked, still surprised at Ino.

" Well.. I was thirteen and he suddenly.. came! A new kid, right there.. A hot new kid " Ino replied, squealing at what she had just said.

" What about Shika-kun then..? " Hinata finally asked, as Ino smirked.

" Shikamaru was just someone to make Sasuke jealous! Plus.. Shikamaru is equally hot! Soooo.. he's practically just a dummy " Ino answered, shrugging at her reply.

Behind the couch, Yami saw the sad and angry expression on his face. Sure, she dissed him earlier, but she just absolutely HATED girls who cheated on guys, especially guys who actually cared.

" That's so mean Ino-chan! " Temari argued, glaring at the girl.

Shikamaru couldn't stand it anymore, he was about to stand up, but Yami shot up and watched as the group of girls gasped.

" Y-yami?! " Ino asked, shocked at the image of the girl.

" Shut up, you crappy barbie doll. You're just a worthless piece of bull crap, cheating on pineapple head like that. I mean really, did you ever stop to think that he actually cares? "

" ... "

" That's what I thought. Now, about Sasuke, peh, he's stupid. "

" Sasuke-kun is not stupid!" Sakura and Ino yelled with anger.

" Oh you're right...I'm sorry...you two DIMWITS took HIS spot. Sorry for my HUGE mistake, you idiots. "

The group walked out of the home, ignoring the surprised looks from the girls.

" How'd they get in here?.. " Sakura whispered over to Hinata.


A/N: THANK YOU MONKIESFLY! It was so nice of you to write most of this chapter! Stupid homework was keeping me freakin' busy!! -Throws tantrum- BUT! I finally completed the 8th chapter! WHOO-HOOO! Hoped ya enjoyed it! ( Oh and Yes yes! I know... Ino is so OOC )

Stay Tuned For ..

The Last Plan