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A/N: Can ya believe it? I bet your thinking " Wow.. she's already adding another chapter ", WELL THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD BE THINKING!! I'VE BEEN WORKING MY BUTT OFF WITH KEEPING UP WITH HOMEWORK AND THIS STORY! BE APPRECIATIVE! Anyways, I hoped you've enjoyed the other chapter! ( That reminds me, you LEMON freaky deaky people, I'M NOT GONNA MAKE LEMONS!! IT'S JUST WEIRD! Plus, it's hard for me, since I don't even WANT to make one. Hope you people catch that on ) ON WITH THE STORY!
Yami tapped her foot impatiently, waiting for Kiba to come out.
" KIBA GET YOUR FRIGGIN' BUTT OUT HERE! " Yami angrily shouted, balling her fist towards the shrub.
" SHUT THE HELL UP! I'M STILL HANDLING THIS FREAKIN' CORSET! " Kiba answered, sturggled behind the bush.
" Told you it was hard. You had to pull so many strings! " Shikamaru said, shaking his head in shame. Yami sighed in annoyance and watched the boy slump as he came out from the bush. The boys all started to snicker loudly, Kiba snarling like crazy at the group.
" Naruto.. IF THIS PLAN DOESN'T WORK I'M GONN-- "
" Dog-breath! Just stuff yourself and sit DOWN. " Yami boomed, tossing him the tissue box. Kiba had come out with a red long-seeve sweater and a black mini-skirt. Also wearing back stockings and red flats.
Kiba crushed the tissue box in the clutches of his hands and glared at the girl. Muttering curse words as the girl looked to the other guys.
" That reminds me, Mutt. Ya havta use these. " Yami smirked, as Naruto pulled a small package from the plastic bag.
" What... is that? " Kiba asked, hesitating with his words. Yami grabbed and opened the package, tearing the plastic away from the top.
" Here. They're extensions, for girls. So the others won't think you're a guy. It's an assurance. " Yami replied, holding out brown locks of fake hair.
" ... What do I do with that?! " Kiba asked, horror seen in his eyes.
" They're just add ons, you can always take 'em off. " Naruto answered as Yami grinned.
" ... I DON'T WANNA LOOK LIKE A FRIGGIN' GIRL!! " Kiba shouted, backing away from the fake hair.
" IT'S JUST TEMPORARY! " Yami yelled, chasing after the boy. " Fine! " Huffed the girl. " Just wear this. " Yami tossed him a pink hoodie and smiled.
" Whatever.. it's better than that freaky hair thingy. " Kiba muttered, snatching the hoodie, scanning the front. He groaned as Yami smirked with delight.
" Yup! It says " I Gotz Booteh "! " Yami laughed as tears came out of her eyes. " Welcome! " Kiba growled at the girl and slipped on the pink sweater, pulling on the hoodie. The boys started to laugh but soon stopped.
" W-who's next? " Lee asked, hesitating for the answer. Yami smiled and pointed over to Naruto, Naruto shrugged and walked over to the bush. After 10 minutes, Naruto came out.
" Easy peezy, lemon squeezy. " Naruto grinned, holding up a thumb. Lee joined him and grinned.
" Wow. You 2... ARE SO GAY FOR DOING THAT! " Yami whacked Naruto and Lee on the head and began to frown at Narutos' clothing.
Naruto was wearing an orange sundress ( VERY crazy to wear that in fall ) and yellow leggings with orange flats. His hairstyle had been displayed with high, long, blonde pig-tails.
" Aren't you cold? Naruto-chan? " Lee asked, overlooking what he was wearing.
" String-bean is definitely right, wear a sweater or something Naruto! " Yami replied, digging her hand into his plastic bag. " Here! Wear this. "
" That's too tacky! Have anything in yellow? -- "
" SHUT UP GAYTARD! Who the hell says tacky when they're a freakin' boy... or at least we know your a boy " Sasuke smirked as Naruto fumed with anger.
" You're just jealous 'cause I make a better girl than you! " Naruto flipped his hair and gave him the hand. Sasuke frowned at the boy and slapped his arm.
" Girl " He muttered, smirking at his comment. Overhearing the Uchiha, most of the boys snickered as Naruto ignored him and started to strut.
" Naruto's done, Lee you're up. And I'm sure you'll make an ugly girl. " Yami mumbled the last sentence she had said and watched as Lee began to walk towards the bush.
" This movie is so sick!! The boys dress up as girls! Now that's freaky " Sakura commented, munching on some popcorn.
The girls had decided to watch Girlie Boyie Trouble instead of Psycho Killa. Everyone had voted to watch another movie, Psycho Killa was just too... freaky. They passed the bowl of popcorn around, taking turns of eating popcorn.
" It's not so bad. The hot guy actually makes a pretty girl. " Temari answered, eyes glued to the screen of the television.
" Yeah, if you turn your head upside down! HE MAKES A DISGUSTING GIRL! " Tenten protested as the girls shook their heads.
" No, I'm pretty sure he still has hottness on him. " Temari replied, as the bowl reached her lap. Sakura sighed in depression and laid back in her seat. The night was pretty slow and so far nothing interesting had happened.
" You guys, this is pretty boring. Maybe we should do something else.. I mean, maybe we could just skip to Truth or Dare. " Sakura sighed heavily, reaching for the remote.
" But it's actually getting interesting! The blonde actually admitted she liked the hot guy when he was there! BUT he didn't care! " Tenten smiled, trying to encourage the movie.
" .. T..This is pretty boring.. " Hinata shyly announced, keeping her eyes on her hands.
" Hinata is right, so is Sakura, I'm dying from this stupid movie! " Temari moaned, as she covered her eyes.
" Let's turn it off. I'm actually getting pinker from this idiotic film! " Sakura agreed, inching closer to the DVD player. She pushed the off/on button and the movie popped out, sighing as this happened.
" What do you wanna do know? " Temari wondered aloud, Sakura tossing the DVD out onto the table. The girls shurgged and all listened to the silence.
" Eh. I'm going to get another soda. It's just too quiet. " Sakura got up from her seat and walked towards the kitchen, hoping a conversation would start after she recived her Cola.
" Wanna play truth or dare? I mean, it's like 11 by now! " Tenten announced, the girls nodding at her statement.
" I guess we could.. " Ino replied, hesitating to agree. Temari clapped with enthusiasm and began to squirm.
" Could I be first? I want to go first! " The blonde demanded as the girls stared at her with a raised eyebrow. " I can't help it... I love truth or dare. "
The girls giggled as Sakura entered the room.
" So.. found out what we should do next? " Sakura asked, clicking open the can of soda.
" Yah-huh! And guess who's first? " Temari snickered as she evily slid her hands together.
" That outfit makes your butt look big! "
The boys ( being led by Yami ) were still going on about wearing skirts and such. Continued on from last time, it had seemed that Lee was done.
" T-this is not youthful.. " Lee cried, boys all around snickering at what he was wearing. Lee was wearing skinny jeans, a pink babydoll shirt with pink sneakers. " This is UNyouthful "
" Shut you're whining string bean. Anyways, whose up next? " Yami asked, tossing over the tissue box to Lee. The boys all watched in horror as Yami pushed Chouji towards the bush, throwing an outfit in the same direction.
" There ya go! Next up Uchiha, Sasuke! " Yami mimicked a game show host, the boys all laughing with delight. The raven-haired boy glared at the girl as she began to smirk.
" Whatsamatta Uchiha? Not brave enough to step right up? "
" No, it's just that I don't wanna be a BISEXUAL! " Sasuke shouted, glaring harshly. The girl rolled her eyes and began to taunt him.
" Oo I'm Sasuke Uchiha! And I'm not brave enough to dress up as a girl! " Yami pranced around as the boys began to laugh. Sasuke continued to glare as the girl pranced around the group, ignoring the fact that he was up next.
" Sakuraaaa Truth or Dare? " Temari asked enthusiasticly. Sakura calmed her down and settled onto the floor.
" ... Truth. " Sakura replied, ignoring the name-calling from Ino.
" Forehead you're such a safety cracker. Choose dare ya pussy! " Ino yelled, making fun of the girl. Sakura, frustrated with the blonde, stood up and slapped her harshly on the arm.
" Shut the hell up. " Sakura narrowed her eyes and sat back down. " Truth. "
" Hmm.. Besides Sasuke, who would you date? " Temari flashed her a sly smile while Sakura began to tap on her chin.
" .. I'd say... Shikamaru. Smart, hot, cute. Too bad Ino lost him. " Sakura laughed with delight as Ino began to glare.
" Whatever, pinky. Pick your next target. " Ino stuck out her tongue as Sakura looked away. With hesitation, the girl began to ponder.
" Hmm... Who would be -- Ah! Tenten! " Sakura smirked, Tenten fidgeted as she sat on the couch. " Truth or Dare. "
" Truth.. " Tenten replied, awaiting the horrored queston from Sakura.
" Admit you love Neji, or else you'll have to shout something infront of my yard. " Sakura grinned as Tenten began to squirm.
" I can't ... " Tenten cried as the girls all giggled.
" Fine, if that's the way you want it. Go out in my front yard and yell ' I Love to Strip! ' " As soon as Sakura finished she began to crack up laughing, along with the other girls.
" Fine fine... I'll admit that I love Neji.. " Tenten sighed and began to blush mildly.
" Say it SAY IT " Sakura danced, happy that she agreed to do it. Tenten fondled with her fingers, blushing harshly.
" I Love Neji Hyuuga. " Tenten mumbled. The girls frowned and looked to eachother. Shaking their heads at the same time.
" Too quiet! LOUDER! " Temari screamed with enthusiasm. Tenten sighed and began to screech.
" I LOVE NEJI HYUUGA! " Tenten blushed, screeching at the same time. Shea sighed heavily once more and looked away as the girls all began to laugh hard.
" Whatever, as long as I get more chips I'm in. "
Yami teased the boy as he walked out from the bush. Chouji was wearing pink ( VERY ) tight tights, a long red skirt with a tight tanktop and red high heels. With that the boys all started to puke ( not for realz. ), all teasing Chouji as he walked by.
" You're just jealous I'm prettier than you guys. " He grabbed a bottle of gel from the shopping bag and began to sqeeze most of it on his hair. The boys frowned at him and watched as he rubbed all the liquidy, icky stuff in the tips of his roots.
" Dude, that is disgusting... " Kiba whispered, Shikamaru nodding at the statement.
" Uchiha is up! " Yami chirped, the raven-haired boy gave the girl a sour look and slumped, walking towards the bush he snatched a shopping bag as he passed Yami. " Welcome " Yami snickerd.
" I wonder if this will work. " Naruto asked aloud, playing with his left pig-tail. Yami nodded furiously.
" It will for sure! This is a good plan Naruto-kun! " Yami jumped into the air as she began to dance.
" Ah! That reminds me.. You guys havta wear hats. " Naruto replied, holding out a different bag. The boys whined with annoyance, wearing girl clothes was already enough, but now a girly hat? They all sighed heavily and waited for what Naruto had to say.
" Just to cover your hair, Kiba doesn't have to wear it though. " Yami concluded, hearing a " Yes "! from the background.
" But you'll need makeup! To also cover up your markings. " A loud groan was heard from the group again as the others snickered with delight.
" Hurry hurry guys! It's about 11:30 by now! " Naruto cheered, his dress raising above his thighs. ( No naughty thoughts please )
Another groan was heard from behind the green shrub.
" Finally, Sasuke! Come out! " Yami commanded peering towards the bush.
" Bit- " Sasuke mumbled hunched and embarassed from what he was wearing. It had seemed Uchiha was wearing a black dress, knee-high with leggings. His dress had two thick straps, both adjustable.
Just then, a whistle was heard from Yami. She laughed heartily as he began to cover his legs.
" Smexy Uchiha. " Yami winked, Sasuke rolled his eyes and ignored the ' insult '.
" Oh and here. Use these. " Naruto tossed him a razor along with shaving cream. " You guys will all have to use these. " Naruto pointed out.
" What is this... WE'RE SHAVING OUR LEGS?! " Sasuke figured out, screeching loudly.
" Shut up, you ass. " Yami shushed. " Yes you havta use those. Careful, don't want you guys to scream. "
Sasuke began to cover his leg with the white cream, spreading it like peanut butter on a piece of bread.
A/N: Whoo hoo! Congratz. End of chapter already!! Sorry this took long... my fault. School work and such. But good thing I'm updating. Love to thank monkiesfly! Monkiesfly actually helped me out with the costumes and such. Oh and please note that I personally have nothing against bisexuals. I'm okay with it. It's Sasuke Uchihas' fault! Anyways, be glad that I'm updating! You few reviewers barely review anymore! PLUS you're reviews are begining to come short! BUT it's your reviews and that's what matters! Gtg now! ( Homework! ) Ttfn.
Stay tuned for...
Crashing the Party
