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A/N: Aha! Glad to hear you people loved my other chapter Most of ya wanted me to focus on Sasuke wearing a dress. ( Which I will XD ) Had some time again So here ya go! Chapter 11! My own personal record!! crowd screams Whoo-hoo!! Hope you guys enjoy this chapter! Hoping it'll turn out funnier than before!

" I... feel a breeze. " Shikamaru pulled on his top, and clutched onto his bits of hair. " I.want.my.hair.tie " The boy growled.

" Relax you idiot. " Yami replied, adjusting the beanie laid onto her head. " This is totally worth it. "

" It better be. " Kiba grumbled as he sat, clutching onto his pink hood.

" Anyways, we need an excuse. An excuse to get in the house. " Yami called aloud, the boys fixing thier gazes towards the girl.

" Already figured it out -- "

" Naruto you are definitely screwed up in the head. " Yami shook her head ruthlessly.

" Why is that? " Shikamaru rolled his eyes as Yami narrowed hers'.

" Naruto, why're you the absolute dumbass in the class.. but when it comes to devilish plans.. you're so smart your brain would usually pop from the thinking. " Yami explained as Naruto gave her a confused face.

" W-wha? " Naruto curiously looked at her, raising an eyebrow. Yami sighed in annoyance and shook her head.

" Nothing. Anyways... Naruto. Go on. Tell us your excuse " Yami said, squeezing her nose bridge at Naruto. A sign of annoyance.

" Well.. I thought we could tell them our car broke down and their house was the only house with the lights on. " Naruto slowly said, still confused on what Yami was saying.

" Wow.. that's actually pretty good. " Kiba commented as he frowned at the boy.

" What's wrong? " Naruto asked, examining his look.

" Well.. how could you figure out this kind of excuse? You're such small brained ass that even a plant can think harder. " Shikamaru replied as Naruto began to withdraw a confused face.

" There's a part in my brain that thinks sneakiness is my better subject. " Naruto answered as he began to pull out a make-up kit. Pulling out a small brush, he began to put blush on his markings. The boys looked at him and shook their heads.

" Whatever, that dumbass is definitely screwed up. " Kiba said, as he squeezed his nose bridge.

" Let's get going! Remember falsetto voice! Good thing you people didn't reach puberty yet. "

" HEY! " The boys all shouted glaring at Yami.

" WHAT?! I mean, it's not like you have moustaches or something. " Yami shrugged and lead the group towards the door. The plan was about to begin.

" Sooooo... Truth or -- "

' Ding Dong '

" ... Who could be at the door? At this time?! " Sakura wonder as the girls silenced the room. Walking over to the front door, Sakura looked through the peephole and frowned.

" Ew. " She mumbled as she unlocked the locks.

" Hello there " A high pictched voice greeted.

" Uhmm... hello? Who are you? And why are you at my house? " Sakura asked, looking questioningly. at the figure.

" Oh.. umm um. Yes yes! That's right! My name is Narina! Our car broke down infront of your house and.. we need a phone? " The blonde replied, sweat dropping at what he added.

" I guess.. it would be -- "

" Why thank you, you pink-headed girl! " Narina ( Naruto ) thanked, walking through the door and passing Sakura.

" Hi there!... I think.. " Tenten waved as Narina entered the house.

" Hi Tenten... I mean... brown-headed girl! " She laughed nervously as Tenten raised her eyebrow.

" Hmm... Well.. the phone is over there by the way. " Temari said as she pointed towards the hall.

" Thank youu! " Narina said, twirling towards the phone.

" Riiighhht... " Temari replied, narrowing her eyes as she frowned. Narina walked towards the phone and made sure the others wouldn't hear.

" Hello? "

" Yami! Come in now! " Naruto whispered harshly, taking a break from his falsetto vocals.

" Right right. Coming in no-- "

" Hiya "

Narina looked behind him and noticed Shikamaru waltzing in as he bowed. Narina snickered loudly, the girls all shocked at the girl that entered.

" My name is erm... Shizu? " The ' girl ' sweatdropped at her own name and noticed Naruto signaling him over. " I-I'm a friend of ... ? "

" Narina! " Naruto answered, screeching a bit. Shizu frowned a little and began to snicker.

" Yes! That's right! I'm a friend of Narina! Our car broke down and we need a phone! " Shizu replied twirling towards Narina. " Ah Naru -- Narina!! I see you've found a phone! " She added, patting the other girls' shoulder.

" Uh hmm Shizu-chan! Where are the others? "

" ... The others? " Sakura repeated, staring blankly at the two ' girls '.

" WE CAN'T AFFORD TO HAVE OTHER PEOPLE HERE! KICK THE NEXT TWO PEPOLE WHO COME IN! " Sakuras' innerself argued, as the girl sweatdropped.

" Yes yes! We have.. Kitsu? Yumi... ? Chika? Leena ?.. And um.. Nejita. Last but not least Sassie! " Narina said, unsure of each name. After each call, the girls came in, waltzing at the same time.

" Please to meet ya. " Kitsu ( Kiba ) said, bowing as he grinned, showing his fangs. The girls looked at the ' girl ' with a blank look and watched as the other girls came in.

" Thanks for letting us use your phone! " Chika ( Chouji ) said, munching on another bag of potato chips.

" Doesn't she remind you of someone? " Temari asked Sakura, whispering.

" Chouji, for sure! " Sakura answered, leaning while whispering. Temari nodded at her answer and continued to watch as more girls began to twirl in.

" Yeah, whatever " Yumi ( Yami ) said, hands in ' his ' pocket as he walked through.

" Very please to meet you all " Leena ( Lee ) greeted, waving as he entered the room.

" Hn. " Nejita ( Neji ) said, crossing his arms and without saying a thing. It had seemed he was the only normal-dress girl. Wearing jeans and a normal T-shirt.

" Eh? Hi. " Sassie ( Sasuke ) quietly said, passing the girls as he pulled on the hem of his skirt.

Yumi stood beside Narina, pinching his arm, smiling as she did so.

" Why the hell did you call me ' YUMI '?! " Yami asked, pinching his arm once more. Naruto resisted from yelling and smiled through pained tears.

" Because, your name was so friggin' hard! YOU try to come up with the names. " Naruto whispered back, glaring a bit. Yami smiled through the clenched of her teeth, and paused from pinching Naruto.

" I'm gonna get you back, baka. " Yami swore, walking away from the orange ninja. Naruto sweat dropped and sighed with relief.

" So... " Tenten looked throughout all the girls and smiled politely. " Wanna join our slumber party? " She added, ignoring the glares from her other friends.

" Sure " Narina purred, running over to join the group.

" W-Who's next? " Hinata asked, fidgeting with her fingers.

" Oh yeah, it was me! You other girls wanna join? " Tenten asked, gesturing to sit by her. The ' other ' girls nodded and walked over to to join.

" Yay! This party is huger! " Temari squealed as the others began to sit. " Let's go Tenten! "

" Hmm... Kitsu.. was it? " Tenten pondered aloud, pointing to the girl. Kitsu nodded at her question as Tenten grinned. " Truth or dare? "

" Psh. Truth is for pussies. I choose dare. " Kitsu said, trying to falsetto her voice.

" Great! I dare you to... hmm.. flash us. " Tenten laughed as the other girls joined him.

" I can't! I'M A FRIGGIN' GUY! " Kiba whispered over to the laughing Naruto.

" Then just say no you ass fart. " Naruto said, drying up from his laughter.

" Can't do that.. I have.. small ... boobs? " Kitsu replied as she blushed with embarassment. The other girls nodded and continued.

" Then you havta face the consequences! Truth for you then! Kiss & Tell Who was your first luva? " Tenten smirked as Kitsu smirked with pride

" Aha! Easy, Kiba Inuzuka! He's a hot guy! That puppy of his is awesome too! " Kitsu smirked as his friends began to snicker.

" Your turn then! " Tenten said, pointing to Kitsu.

Wondering, she looked around the group, noticing Sasuke looking away, he smirked with delight.

" Ehehe.. Sassie! You up next! " Kitsu snickered as the boy glared, twitching an eye. " Truth or dare? "

" Dare. " Sassie said, crossing his arms.

" I dare you to do the Super Sassie Swing " Kitsu smirked as the girls all started to laugh.

" What the hell is that? " She asked, angrily glaring.

" A dance, you dunce. " Kitsu replied.

" I don't even know the steps " Sassie answered as she narrowed her eyes.

" Aha! Yeah right! You were showing me in class remember?! " Kitsu smirked, as Sassies' eyes widened.

FlashBack-

" Happy birthday Sasuke! " Everyone cheered as the boy blew out his candles.

" FINALLY! You're 7! " Kiba happily yelled.

" Sasuke sasuke! Over here! Dance for mommy! " Sasukes' mother cooed, having an open camera out. Sasuke started to narrow his eyes, seeing the sad face of his mother he sighed and happily smiled.

Hopping from one step to the other, he began to move his hips. Swinging them up, then down. Up and down. Clapping his hands as someone began to put on " Old MacDonald Had A Farm ". Dancing to the rythm, he began to grinned with pride as everyone began to pinch his cheeks.

" OH MY GAWD THAT WAS FUNNY! " Most of his friends laughed, Sasuke smirked and began to dance again.

" You're just jealous 'cause you can't do it! " He stuck out his tongue and began to dance again.

FlashBack Over-

Sasuke shook his head and was about to finger the boy but stopped. Shifting his eyes around the group of friends, he began to notice most of the boys were snickering.

" Gonna do it? " Kiba asked, raising an eyebrow as he smirked.

A/N: DONE! Hope ya liked this one! I had fun making the flashbacks! It was definitely my favourite part! Anyways, R & R! Yayaya! This chapter was one of my fast ones, usually it would take me time. But.. TODAY IS A SATURDAY! Meaning, a lot of time to work on chapter 12 too Bye bye! Gonna make the next chapter now! ( Oh yeah and I'm sorry I forgot to mention Neji! I totally forgot about the guy.. well toodles! ) Ttfn:)

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The Super Sassie Swing