Hope you like the new chapter, I'll try to get Harry pregnant in the next 1 or 2 chapters!!

Chapter 5

Man, I Feel Like A Woman

Harry groaned as he woke up to the sound of loud voices.

He rolled over and stared up at the two men arguing over his head.

"Will you please shut up, I'm trying to sleep!!"

Both men looked down at him and grinned slightly.

'Oh no' thought Harry, 'I wonder what they talked about while I was asleep'.

As it turned out, he was about to find out.

"Harry" said Archer in a sugary, sweet voice.

"Yes" said Harry cautiously, he didn't like were this was going.

"What do you think about us sharing you?"

"WHAT!!" yelled Harry, as he got angrier things in the room started to shake.

"I AM NOT SOME KIND OF TOY YOU PASS BETWEEN YOURSELVES, HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL ABOUT BEING 'SHARED'!!"

"Harry" said Clyde, desperate to calm the angry teen down "We didn't mean it like that, what we really meant was, if you let us we will both stay with you as your mates, it's not that uncommon these days to have two mates at the same time"

Harry thought it over for a minute "I guess that would be ok seeing as I don't have much choice I the matter, BUT on two conditions, one you have to get along, so that means no fighting in front of me, and two any children I have will be treated equally between you, even if the child isn't you own, ok?"

They looked at each other for a minute "Ok Harry we agree" said Archer "But we have a condition of our own, our condition is that you are not aloud to fight against us anymore, you are our mate and we expect you to act like it, so no more running away, ok?"

Harry sighed but agreed to the condition.

"Ok" said Harry "But how bout you give me some food, I'm starving. As if to prove his point his stomach grumbled loudly, and as Harry blushed Clyde and Archer laughed.

"Come on Harry we'll show you to the kitchen, because now that you mention it, I'm starving" groaned Archer.

Harry stood up and followed them to the kitchen. On the way there he finally got up the courage to ask them the question he'd been wondering about for a while.

"So how can you be cousins if one of you is a Vampire and the other is a Werewolf?"

"Well" said Archer just as they reached the kitchen. Clyde went to make lunch and Archer sat down at the table to explain.

"As you know I am a Vampire, but I was only turned a few years ago, and Clyde was turned to Wolf when he was three".

"How were you turned" asked Harry curiously.

"Well when I was turned" said Clyde setting the food on the table, blood bag for Archer real food for Harry and Clyde, and sitting down "It was purely an accident, a rogue Wolf found me when I was wondering the forest at night, turns out great uncle Ivan wasn't as human as he said he was ".

"That's horrible!" gasped Harry "What did you do to him?"

"Well, let's just say that once I was done Ivan didn't really feel like making anymore children".

Harry laughed and turned to Archer "So what's your story?"

"Well" mused Archer "I used to be a rooky Unspeakable, but on a mission in Romania our base was infiltrated, I was the only survivor, but I had a heavy price to pay".

Harry gasped and lent over to hug him "Now don't get any ideas" he grumbled when he felt Archer's hand wandering downwards "Just because I'm allowing you to be my mate doesn't mean I'll let you get away with anything".

Harry moved back and started to eat his lunch. While eating he decided to ask his two mates some questions.

"So what are your full names?" he asked.

"Well" said Archer "My full name is Archer Sean Darklander, and Clyde's full name is Clyde Connor Darklander".

"So" said Harry "When I really become your mate or we have children can we be named just with Darklander, I never liked how people were around Harry Potter, and I'm sure our kids won't either!"

"Sure Harry" answered Clyde "You and our kids can be Darklander's, Harry James Darklander, I like the sound of that!"

Harry leaned over and shoved him off his seat in answer.

"By the way" said Harry tentatively "When I get pregnant, how exactly do I hold the kids?"

"Well" explained Archer "You will get fully functional female organs so you can hold the babies, does that answer your question?"

Instead of answering Harry groaned "Man I feel like a woman!".

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