Disclaimer: I do not own the characters Except Mizu Majikku starring in my fanfiction.

A/N: So here it is! The next chapter. Don't be surprised if it came out late XDD So, enjoy this chapter. I think this chapter has got to be a fast chapter considering I actually WANTED to do this (laugh) so enjoy once more. Sorry for the delayyyyy XDD

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With Sakura

" Hn. You should go check on that. " The boy yawned in his mono-tone... yawn.

" Yeah, I should. " Sakura replied wearily as she left the edge of the bed. " Well.. night Sasuke-kun. "

" Hmph. Night Sakura-chan. " Sasuke grumbled, loud enough for Sakura to hear.

" CHA! THIS TOTALLY ROCKS! I'VE SHARED TWO KISSES WITH THAT HOT PIECE OF ASS. "

Sakura shut the door behind her, sighing happily, squealing right after.

' I wouldn't necessarily call him a 'hot piece of ass', but he did call my name with an honorific!! ' Sakura smiled, not bearing to let the grin fade.

" WHERE THE HELL IS THE FOOD?! "

Sakura then paused. That couldn't be good. She knew it could be any of the boys.. though her woman intuitions told her.. it was --

" CHOUJI CALM DOWN! "

Chouji.

She knew the big ole' lug would go ballistic. He was the guy who ate the most, the guy who loved food more than anything else in the world. Besides Shikamaru that is.

" WHADDYA MEAN CALM DOWN?! THERE'S NO FRIGGIN' FOOD!! "

Sakura rushed down and watched as the girls stood in a group, calming down the hysterical look created by Chouji.

" IT'S NOT OUR FAULT! SOMEONE ate all of it!! "

" AND WHO'S THAT SOMEONE?! "

Sakura sighed and watched as the boys groaned at the disgruntled yelling.

" Try and guess. " Yami smirked as she crossed her arms.

The pink-headed girl made her way down and glanced at the clock hanging near the door. 9 in the morning. No sleep whatsoever. How stupid.

" Shut up you guys.. I had no sleep and I feel CRANKY as hell. " Sakura rose her fist as Chouji ignored the girl.

" GAH! WE NEED FOOD! WE NEED IT TO LIVE!! "

" Chouji.. "

" I'M HUNGRY AND YOU GUYS HAVE NO FOOD! "

"CHOUJI .. "

" YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE BARBEQUE CHI -- "

" CHOUJI SHUT THE FUCK UP!! " Sakura yelled with anger, as the whole room grew silent. " I TOLD YOU! I NEVER RECIEVED ANY SLEEP AND I'M TIRED AS HELL!! "

" Troublesome.. " Shikamaru mumbled as he cuddled the pillow underneath himself.

She sighed with irritation and rubbed her temples.

" CHA! I NEED TO FUCKING SLEEP!! "

She knew she shared a kiss with Sasuke, but this was too much. Stress caused anger, and anger caused Sakura to blow up like crazy. At times she could never hold the happiness before it slipped away. It was irritating.

' Calm down Sakura.. Calm down. '

" Okay, When I point to you, tell me what happened. When one person is talking, SHUT THE HELL UP! " Sakura yelled. She knew the plan was in tact, but she wanted to know what she missed out on.

" Chouji, what the HECK were you screaming for? "

" THERE WAS NO FOOD WHEN I OPENED THE FRIDGE! " He protested as Sakura rolled her eyes.

" Kinda already knew that but okay, Yami? "

" He won't CALM down! We were trying to tell him SOMEONE ate all the food but -- "

" Who would eat ALL of it?! " Chouji shot as Yami shrugged.

" Maybe me, maybe Tenten, maybe blondie over there but I DON'T KNOW. " The girl said slyly, as Sakura sighed.

" You guys shut up, she's gonna blow up again. " Kiba snickered sleepily as Akamaru barked.

" K-Kiba-kun? "

" Oi, Hina-chan is waking up! "

" You've been knocked out for a long time Hinata-chan. " Mizu commented as she helped her up.

" W-What happened? "

" Oh nothing, just got kissed by Naruto. " Yami shrugged as Hinata threatened to fall back down.

" Whoa whoa whoa, not another faint. YOU got A LOT of sleep, so stay up. " Temari urged as she pulled her back up with Mizu.

" .. " Hinata stayed silent as Naruto laughed loudly.

" Don't worry Hinata-chan. Next time I kiss you, it won't be a dare. " Naruto playfully smiled as Hinata made her way down.

" When you thought she wouldn't faint, she went ahead and did it. " Ino sighed as she carelessly shrugged.

" So, let's get on with this. Mizu, can you wake up Hinata or something? " Sakura asked wearily.

" Yeah sure no problem. " Mizu replied obediantly.

" OKAY! So lemme get this straight, Chouji wakes up and finds no food in the fridge? " Sakura asked, she had many questions but few answers. She definitely had no idea what they were talking about. Sakura had missed out on the whole plan. " Right, Yami?! " she shouted at the suddenly spaced-out girl.

" Don't yell at me, woman. " Yami growled as she pulled out...

A candy bar. Chocolate, in fact.

" C-c-c-chocolate?! " Chouji screamed happily as he ran over to the small girl. She pushed him away and sent him an icy death glare.

" Tsk, tsk, tsk...Chouji, Chouji, Chouji..where are your manners? " the small girl snickered, waving the bar. " You don't just run after something that belongs to someone already, you silly goose. "

" BUT I'M HUNGRY!! " Chouji protested. He doubled his fists at the small girl and rose it to her face. " HAND OVER THE CANDY BAR. " he breathed at her face.

" ...lemme think about this... " Yami pondered.

" Yami, no, you're gonna cause more trouble in this house. " Tenten scolded, breaking up the pre-fight. Sakura sighed in relief. She didn't want anymore chaos in her house. None.

" I guess no one wants to hear about the game then. " the small girl said with a shrug. Everyone's eyebrows rose up in curiousity--even Sakura's.

' What game? We don't have enough time for games! It's nine in the morning!! '

" What game, Yami-chan? " Naruto asked with curiosity.

" It's a little game...evil for some, fun for only one person. " Yami declared, smirking at the same time. " It's like Truth or Dare...but better. "

" Like what? " Tenten asked. " More dangerous? "

" No, no, not dangerous. It's just...well, do you all wanna play and find out? "

" First thing: WHERE'S THE FOOD?! " Chouji screamed, shaking the walls. Yami calmly walked up to him and poked his round nose. " Ow! "

" Play and you'll find out. " she whispered, walking over to the couch and sat down. " Alright, here's the thing...I am the leader of this gig-- "

" YOU? No, this is my house! I'm the leader of the game! " Sakura interrupted. Her fist shook at Yami's sinister-looking face.

" YOU? No, this is my house! I'm the leader of this game! " Yami mimicked Sakura in a teeny voice. " Peh, you don't even know what the damn game is, Pinky. "

' Ugh..she's right. ' the rosette groaned in her head. " Fine, you're the leader. What's the rules? "

" The topic of the game is: Food. Win several rounds, I'll give you clues where the food is at. " the small girl began, lacing her fingers together. " Naruto, wanna go first? "

" Yeah, it wouldn't hurt right? " Naruto sheepishly asked, rubbing the back of his neck. The rubbing ceased when Yami pulled out a ramen cup. " R-r-r-ramen.. "

" You're only getting this and the clue to where the food is hidden...only if you go upstairs and put lipstick on Sasuke. "

' Sasuke-kun?! No! She can't! Naruto can't! ' Sakura screeched in her head.

" CHA!! THIS IS FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR FOOD!! "

' Right..right.. '

" ...Yami-chan, hand over the lipstick. " Naruto sighed, holding out his hand. The small girl reached into her pocket and took out a small cylinder. " What color is this? "

" Rose, it'll look good. Trust me. " Yami said in a monotone voice. " You have two minutes. "

-With Sasuke-

Sasuke sighed as he stared at the ceiling, unable to sleep from what had happened. Too much was in his mind to let him sleep.

Footsteps.

He made his glance to the door and ignored the sounds as he rolled in bed.

The dobe was coming. What was that blonde idiot up to?

Letting the blonde boy enter the room, the quiet voice of the mischeivious boy started to mumble.

" ...teme better be asleep or I'll never get that ramen cup. "

That's it? A ramen cup? Hn. Who cares.

The boy ignored the blonde as he made his way across the bedroom. He was harmless and stupid. Might as well sleep.. right?

-With Naruto-

Pausing from making another step. He smirked mischieviously and tip-toed towards the 'Sleeping Beauty'.

He found the raven boy sound asleep, which relieved the blonde teenager. Moving quickly, He crept up to the bed and carefully applied the lipstick, making sure he didn't mess up. Once he finished, he took out his camera phone and snapped a picture before making a quick escape. Snickering evilly as he made his way towards the goal he was there for, a ramen cup.

-Back to the Group-

" Tch. He's not gonna make it. " Shikamaru sighed as he leaned against the wall. Then everyone saw a blur of yellow as Naruto flopped down on the couch. " He made it! So, did he wake up? "

' PLEASE don't tell me Sasuke-kun woke up! ' Sakura begged.

" No...I was...lucky. " the blonde panted.

Sakura patted her chest and sighed in relief.

" CHA! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! IF THAT BLONDE ASSHOLE WOKE HIM UP.. GRR.. I'D SLAUGHTER THE BOY! "

" ...prove it. Prove that you put lipstick on Sasuke. " Neji said, everyone agreeing with him. Naruto hesitated and pulled out his phone. He flipped it open and... there it was, 'Sleeping Beauty' with rosy lips and all. " So it's true. "

Tenten, Temari, Lee, Shikamaru, Chouji, Kiba ( especially Kiba ), Mizu, and Yami all began laughing as Naruto's phone was passed around. Hinata just made soft giggles. Then Yami tossed the ramen cup to Naruto and cleared her throat to give out the first clue.

" It's in a room. " she bluntly stated, making Sakura go insane.

' It can be in any room in this house!! Geez, Yami is going to die early for this!! ' Sakura thought she couldn't handle this little girl anymore.

" I'll be right back. " Yami excused herself from the group to go into the bathroom. She put on a candy necklace, bracelet, ...even earrings! Then she had a chocolate medallion hanging around her neck by sour straws. She smirked at her reflection in the mirror and applied bubble gum flavored lip gloss and smiled wildely. " Chouji...you're doomed. "

" Who's up for it next? " Naruto asked as the group waited for her to come back. " I already went, chickens, so step up already. "

" Um..I think Chouji's going first. " Sakura muttered as she pointed to Yami, the Candy Girl. " And he'll eat her alive! "

" So, Chouji...think you can resist? " the candy girl sweetly asked, walking forward. She swished her hips back and forth as she made her way over to the hungry teenager. " Resist grabbing something on me for five minutes, with no help, I will give out the second clue. "

Chouji squirmed and fidgeted, trying to resist grabbing the the candy bar from her neck. His mouth watered as he stared at the candy jewerly, wanting it more.

" Chouji, you can do this--just don't look at the food. " Shikamaru said, covering his own eyes as an example.

" Hah, I said no help. " Yami snapped, waving her tiny finger around in a ' tsk, tsk, tsk ' manner. " Help him, the game is over and everyone'll starve! "

-5 Minutes Later-

Chouji was still staring at the candy accessories when Yami sighed and took them off. " Time's up. Well, Chouji, here's your reward. " she said, handing him all the candy.

" What's the second clue, Yami-chan? " Mizu asked, looking at her for an answer. Everyone else did too, except for Chouji, since he was too busy eating the candy off the strings.

" It's in a cold place. " she mumured, making Sakura grab her by the shirt and pull her forward. She bared her teeth and sent Yami a chill down her spine.

" Shinigami! Tell me where the food is or I will humiliate you when we go back to school! Capeesh?! " she shouted, sending Yami a death glare like nothing before. The small girl just smirked and pushed Sakura away, gently and slowly.

" Fair enough. I was getting bored. " she sighed, running a small hand through her dark hair. " If you were smart enough to figure out the clues with 'room' and 'cold' it'd be in your garage-fridge. It wouldn't be in the kitchen-fridge, so hey, that leaves only one option. Isn't that right, Sakura-chan? " Yami asked, adding a honorific at the end of Sakura's name--first time.

" GAAAHH!! HOW CAN I BE SO DUMB!? SHE'S RIGHT!! IF IT'S IN A ROOM AND IT'S COLD--IT'D HAVE TO BE THE GARAGE!! "

" The garage?! I'm going! " Chouji exclaimed happily, gone in a heartbeat. Everyone followed him, except for Yami and Sakura.

" Yami, I want you to leave. " Sakura said, pointing towards the door. " You've caused too much chaos in my house--I don't want you around anymore. "

" Hm. Alright. I'll go. Oh, and for future expectations... " Yami trailed off as she walked to the door. " Expect the unexpected...especially when I'm around. " And then she was gone, out in the storm.

Sakura sighed as she sat down, finally glad that Yami was gone. The girl who wrecked her to-be perfect sleepover was out of her house...her messy house. Food wrappers were everywhere, DVD cases were scattered all over the ground--along with pillows and popcorn. The guys' disguises were scattered--Lee's wig was on a lampshade. ( Wow. ) The rosette had to clean this place up before her parents return from who knows where! If she doesn't...consequences will be crushed upon smart Sakura.

" Uh...Sakura-chan? " Mizu asked as she walked over to her. " Where's...Yami-chan? "

" Where's me? I'm here, silly. " Yami giggled as she came through the back door. Sakura stared at her with disbelief and horror in her eyes, but Yami put her hands up in defense and smiled. " I had a guilty feeling, Sakura-chan. Let me help you clean up the place. " she apologized, beginning to clean up very quickly.

" IT'S THE WONDERBOT OF CLEANING!! "

' How does she clean so fast? Was she trained? ' Sakura wondered, watching Yami finish cleaning up the trash and put all the disguises in a plastic bag. But the small girl stopped when she noticed that Sakura was staring at her. " What? " the pink-haired girl asked.

" You're staring at me. I'm supposed to be asking that. " the dark-haired girl responded, walking over to a closet before taking a vaccuum out. She plugged it in and the machine inhaled the popcorn, crumbs, and candy. " This is what I mean, Sakura-chan. I told you to expect the unexpected. Hehe, I guess you didn't expect me coming back, ne? "

" ...no, I didn't. Stop cleaning though. You didn't cause all of the mess. " Sakura said, walking over to Yami. She turned off the vaccuum and held it away from the small girl. " The men have to help too. "

" Ahaha, I see where you're leaning to. I'll get the maid outfits-- "

" What?! " the rosette gasped, flinching. ' She has maid outfits for the guys?! '

" OOOOHLALA, I BET SASUKE-KUN WOULD LOOK HOT IN THAT!! "

" Well, it would look funny when they clean. "

" No, I think you've done enough help. "

" IF LEE PUT A MAID OUTFIT ON...WE WILL BE BLIND!! "

" Suit yourself. I'll...leave. " Yami mumbled, walking to the front door. " I'll see you around, Sakura-cha-- "

Sakura had her hand around Yami's wrist, preventing her from going anywhere. " Don't leave. "

" Why? "

" ...you'll miss out...ON LIVE ENTERTAINMENT!! " Sakrua exclaimed, whistling for the guys to come in. They all entered the room and she smiled. " Men, let's clean up this place! "

" And by ' let's ' we mean just you guys! " Yami giggled, adding the breaking news for the poor...soon to be...maids.

A/N: THAAAAANKKKK YOU NEE-CHAN! I DEEPLY thank monkehz-fly for writing MOST of the chapter! I couldn't have gotten it done without her!! SHE'S THE BEST! MY IDOL! :DD Thank her!! XDD Anyways, it's sorta on a clifhanger :D This chapter didn't come TOO late did it? XD;; Oh well, at least monkehz-fly finished XDDDD THANK YOU ONCE MORE NEE-CHAN!

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