Disclaimer: Wait for it…Almost here…Be prepared…We don't own Harry Potter, I know it didn't shock us either.
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"Guess what," James said as he approached the 4 girls sitting in the common room doing homework.
"What?" Lily asked.
"We've found out who the Maraudettes are," Sirius said smugly.
"Really?" Serenity asked exchanging amused smirks with the other girls, "Who are they then?" Serenity asked smugly
"Well, that was certainly a stupid question. I think you know exactly who they are," James replied
"Sorry we don't," Molly said
"Just leave it James they don't know," Remus said, "And I'm wondering do you even know?"
James just said, "Oh I think they do know."
"We don't," Molly said again
"Nope," chimed in Rose
"Not a clue," Lily said
"See nobody knows James," Serenity said
"Oh I beg to differ," Sirius said
"Who such a complicated phrase Black from you Neanderthal brain. Tell me did it hurt to think up something like that?" Molly asked
"Excuse me?" Sirius said
Remus and James were trying to hide their laughter but Sirius glared at them.
"I thought so," Molly said and the other girls laughed
"That's not fair," Sirius sputtered
"Never is now is it," Serenity laughed
"So as I was saying…" James started
"You were saying something Jamsie?" Serenity said in a mock baby voice
"Don't ever call me that Serenity," James growled
"Oh I think you hit a nerve there Serenity," Lily laughed
James turned to Lily and said, "Oh really my Lily Flower."
"Potter," growled Lily, "Don't call me that. I am nobody's possession especially yours."
"Doesn't much like tasting her own medicine now does she?" Sirius laughed
Lily scowled at Sirius
Remus muttered something in James' ear and James went white as a ghost. He nodded and then whispered something to Sirius and then said, "Sorry girls be back in a minute," and then walked away
"What was that all about?" Rose asked
"Well they came to say they figured out who the Maraudettes were but they never said who. I'd like to know so I could congratulate them on such good pranks," Serenity and the other 3 girls burst out laughing
The 3 boys walked back over and James said, "So the Maraudettes think they can beat us at our own game. We created the prank war…"
Serenity coughed
"What he's trying to say is girls you will not beat us at our game," Sirius said confidently
"How...but we...when did you...huh? Serenity asked stumbling over her words
"You're so cute when your confused," Sirius said taking a seat next to Serenity
"To answer your questions in order, Remus did most of the thinking, you weren't the careful," James said
"I think what James is trying to say is when he confronted you he had no idea who the Maraudettes were," Remus said, "But you guys said something that got me thinking, so I guess I was right," he laughed
"And I must say, your pranks weren't nearly as good as ours, we could do so much better," James said with a wink
"Oh yeah I'd like to see you try!" Serenity said standing up looking angry.
"Alright it's on. Whoever gives up first has to jump into the black lake naked," James said evilly.
"Prongs," Remus said at the same time Lily said, "Serenity no."
"Alright bets on," Serenity said grasping James hand firmly
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"Serenity! How could you?" Rose asked looking frightened. "Do you know how cold the water is in the middle of October?" She continued to yell
"We need to meet with them and discuss the rules," Lily said "Other wise every things fair game,"
"Right let's go talk to them now," Serenity said standing up. The girls followed as she led the way to the opposite side of the common room where the Marauders were sitting.
"Hey boy's it's time to discuss rules and territories," Serenity said planting her hands on her hips and staring down menacingly at the boys
"This is war, there are no rules," James said sitting back.
"Territories then?" Lily asked coming to stand next to Serenity her arms crossed in front of her.
"What do you mean my precious Lily Flower?"
Serenity tried to cover up her laugh with a cough and was unsuccessful and Lily glared at her.
"Like how about no pranks in the common rooms," Rose said awkwardly.
"Okay and you're not allowed to hex papers or potions, or change our homework, tests, papers of any kind that will affect our grade" Molly said sternly standing next to Lily
"Oh I got one no poly juice potions," Rose said.
"Please like there smart enough to make such a complicated potion." Lily said, "Other than Remus of course," she corrected herself.
"Sounds good to us," James said after exchanging a quick glance with the other two Marauders. (Peter was no where to be found)
"Fine," Lily said and she stuck out her hand and Sirius took it
The girls then turned and headed back to there corner of the Common Room.
Sirius sat back down and turned to James and said, "How could you agree to no Polyjuice Potion Prongs?"
"Sirius stop wining like a dog," Remus said
"If you forgot Moony I am a dog."
"Padfoot they won't know that we are using it," James was nodding and Sirius finally clued in and nodded with him, "Hence we have an advantage."
"Exactly Padfoot," James said
"And Lily thinks we can't make it. We've made it loads of times. It does come in handy for pranks. I don't know what you see in her Prongs my man. She treats you like you are dirt…"
"And that will change Padfoot. Soon. I can see it in her eyes I'm growing on her," James said quietly
Remus snorted
"Polite Moony," Sirius said
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The four girls stood up and walked out of the Common Room and through the corridors. They were just about at the Marble Staircase when they ran into none other than….
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a/n If you have any ideas please, please send them to us in a review. We are having major writers block and have absolutely no ideas. Reviews would help boost our spirit. I don't know how much longer this will go on if we don't get your support and ideas. So please send in some ideas and please review. Sorry for the long wait but as I was saying writers block. So hope you liked it.
