From Mitzuki

To Big Boss: How does it feel to get owned by one of your clones?

Big Boss: Can't say it feels good. Especially if you consider how I was killed... Damn you would think I would have seen that flame coming my way (puts hand on his fore-head in embarrassment).

Though I do have to hand it to my 'son' Snake, he really was resourceful with what he had, with a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter he made a make-shift flamethrower that he used to burn me to death. Can't say I feel particularly happy about that, in fact I can say that I am pretty damn embarrassed since everyone in the afterlife won't let the issue go and keep on rubbing it in my face, which I CQC their ass to the ground in response, but I do feel a sense of pride in knowing that it was my 'son' that beat me, he really is a chip off his old block.

Now if only Liquid could be more like him and do his father's legacy and name some justice...

To Solid Snake: Why don't you quit smoking? You should know that smoking is bad for your health.

Solid Snake: So is war and yet I have done that my whole life.

To Vamp: Why do you walk around half dressed?

Vamp: I don't know how to describe it there is a certain sense of freedom that I get from doing it. You should try it out yourself sometime.

To Otacon: Why do you like anime? Did you know that chickens can fly?

Otacon: If you watched as much as I do you would understand why. It is one of the most interesting, action-packed and lively sources of entertainment in my opinion, I can't really describe why I like it but I damn-well know I could show you.

As for the latter question; yes I did know that chickens can fly. The only thing is that their flying is nothing to write home about, they can't fly too high nor can they maintain said flight for any substantial amount of time.

To Raiden: What's with the exoskeleton suit?

Raiden: It is somewhat of a blur to me, but what I can remember (I know I will never forget it in fact) is Vamp and a number of soldiers invading my house, I told Rose to take our child and run while I dealt with them and she did just that. I barely managed to fend them off with the weapons that I had with me but I did a good job despite the odds, unfortunately my winning streak is ended when Vamp manages to throw a knife into my chest and as I collapse the last things I hear are the sound of a defining explosion and the screams of my family before the darkness consumes my vision. The next thing I know I am awake and barely alive in a lab. Somehow the organization (Tokugawa Heavy Industries if I remember correctly...) that found me managed to salvage what was left of my body.

My legs and arms were completely missing (the doctors told me that they were of no use to me since they were paralyzed and were so infected that I would have died had they kept them on my body) and my torso was a bloody and scarred mess, I was strapped to a complicated looking life-support system and the doctors that were over-seeing my health told me that I would never be able to lead a normal life ever again. They did however mention to me that they had a special operation in mind that would allow me to be mobile again, and I agreed even though I didn't know completely what they had in mind. I went into surgery soon after and the next thing I remember I am strapped onto a platform and I almost immediately noticed that I have arms and legs again much to my amazement.

I was so excited in fact that I got off the platform and started moving around... however as I looked around I noticed my reflection in a mirror that happened to be there, I could see my face was normal, but my body was completely metallic. The doctors soon arrived and informed me that they had turned me into a cyborg to save my rapidly fading life and that the only human parts remaining were my head and my spine since everything else was rendered useless. I asked them why they would do that for me but their only answer was that there was going to be a number of events in the future that they felt I was needed for. And how right they were...

Here I am now facing down Liquid Ocelot's army and protecting Snake in the aged and decrepit form he now takes. I plan to not fail in stopping Liquid in his conquest for both the sake of the world and to honor the memory of the family both he and Vamp took from me...

To Liquid: How do you feel when you found out that you received the recessive genes of the Big Boss?

Liquid: It infuriated me! The only thing that I could think about was how much I hated my father for choosing me to be the inferior one the son to be denied his father's legacy. It wasn't my father that made the decision to make my genes inferior per say, but he certainly showed how much he agreed with the scientists that cloned me from his genes by rubbing it in my face how 'superior' my brother Solid Snake was in comparison to me that I was worthless as a soldier by both my father's and my brother's standards. My hatred for my father is so great that I really wish it would have been me to have killed Big Boss instead of my brother Solid Snake.

To Laughing Octopus: Why do they call you laughing Octopus?

Laughing Octopus: (Laughs insanely in response).