After having their last prank backfiring and then the mortification of the girl's two pranks they were a bit hesitant to pull their next prank. It wasn't because they didn't think it was a good prank, it was because they had to run over every possible scenario in their heads of what the girls might do in retaliation. Once they were sure that they had everything covered it was spring time. Everyone in the school at become antsy for another prank.

They planned for it to happen on the Easter long weekend but due to all the stress of school work they did it a week early to blow off steam.

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All around the school there were posters. They had just appeared over night. All different sizes, shapes and colours. The only similarities were the wording on them. Each poster had in large block letters…

Guys

Or Girls if you like that sort of thing.

Do you want a little extra fun?

Aren't getting enough of it lately?

Write about your sexiest story and mail it to,

The Girls (Your Owls will find the right people)

We'll gladly read them,

And come up with a great solution for us to work on together.

Remember be creative and photos are always welcome hint, hint

Owls started to arrive at breakfast. Molly and Serenity had gone down early for breakfast and just as Lily and Rose walked into join them the post began to arrive. None of them had seen the advertisements on their way to the Great Hall.

As they were eating breakfast no fewer than 10 owls flew into the hall and landed on the Gryffindor Table. Together they knocked over 4 goblets of juice, 2 bottles of jelly and 1 container of honey. All of it landed on the girl's laps. It made for a real sticky mess. Realizing that the prank war had started again the girls were instantly on their guard. They hastily unrolled the parchments and gasped in shock as pictures fell out of scantily clad boys.

"Oh la la," Serenity muttered as she looked at one of the photos.

"That's disgusting," Rose said.

"Come on you can't honestly think that's bad?" Lily said, "It's pretty damn good in my opinion."

"No look at this one. I think he's a second year."

"Okay that is disgusting," Serenity agreed.

"Wow I never thought he actually would have a body under all those baggy clothes," Molly gasped.

"Who?" Lily asked excitedly.

"Jason Peer in Hufflepuff," she exclaimed.

"Ow Ow," Serenity laughed.

"Holy crap," Lily said.

"What?" everyone asked.

Lily handed them the photo and grimaced. Rose gasped as did Molly. Serenity laughed.

"Whatever is so funny?" they asked.

Serenity kept on laughing as she turned and looked across the hall to the Ravenclaw table, "Those can not be real," she said as she scanned the crowd of Ravenclaws to find one particular one. When she found the person she nodded her head to show the other three girls.

"Oh my," Molly laughed, "You know I never thought she swung that way. Yeah a slut but I guess a little girl on girl action isn't that bad to her."

Everyone got the giggles from this and they turned into a full fledged hysteria.

"I've got an idea," Rose said.

"Is it good?" Molly asked?

"It could be. Not for them but for us."

"Ahh," a knowing look went around the group.

"Let's say we…"

The girls gathered together and formed their plan.

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Breakfast was just about over when the girls got up to leave. The last few people were trickling out and only the Marauders and two Slytherins remained. The girls sidled up to the boys leaned over their shoulders.

"You know," Lily said.

"What do we know?" Sirius asked.

"Well," she held up the picture of Mandy the Ravenclaw slut and said, "I've been thinking why do we need guys if we can get the same thing from girls. Also everyone knows that girl on girl is a lot…how do I say this…steamier," she had her finger in the side of her mouth and slowly started to suck on it. The guys all squirmed in their seats and Sirius let out a small whimper.

"I'm glad you agree," Lily continued, "So if we're all on the same page here I guess you won't mind us breaking things off with you guys for a little while so we can pursue our freedom. Ta ta for now."

"Keep the picture," Molly laughed, "It'll be all you're getting for awhile," she threw the picture down on the table and the girls made their graceful exit.

"I wonder what they're going to think of Mathew Bing and all of his fat rolls?" Molly laughed.

"Oh I hope they enjoy it. I bet they stare at the picture for hours," Rose added.

"Now on with the rest of the plan," Lily said, "Molly do you have them?'

"Yup."

"Okay girls, you know what needs to be done."

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By lunch time the whole school was in a frenzy. Not only had somebody stuck advertisements up for sex but also pictures of some very inappropriately dressed Marauders. Contrary to people's beliefs, in these pictures the Marauders didn't have toned bodies, only pockets of flab.

The Maraudettes were walking across the grounds when Sirius, Peter, Remus and James ran up to them screaming incoherently.

"What was that?" Rose asked in her oh so innocent voice.

They were answered with a lot more screaming along the lines of, "Our reputation…"

"-What the hell."

"-Horrible."

"-Disgraceful."

"-Not good."

"Boys," Serenity said. When they didn't shop she yelled it again, "Boys, Shut it."

Finally there was silence, "Okay what was that?" Molly asked.

James stepped forward and spoke up first, "We get the next prank because that counts as yours."

Molly stepped up and stood face to face with James and shook her finger, "I don't think so. You guys had every chance to pull a retaliation on our pranks and you never did. Why was that?"

James' eyes shifted over to a smirking Lily, "Damn you," he breathed.

"What was that Potter?" Lily asked.

"You…you never…"

"I what?"

"Spill it buddy," Molly said.

"Ever time you pulled a prank on us you'd afterwards take me to broom cupboard," he said.

This got the girls laughing.

"You really thought she did that just for some fun?" Serenity laughed.

"Well…" he turned and looked helplessly at Lily, "You only did it so we didn't prank you back?" he looked so hurt that Lily felt her heart breaking.

"Yeah," but she quickly added, "But that's not to say I didn't enjoy it," she whispered, "I'm sorry James."

He sighed and tears started to fall down Lily's face.

Rose stepped up to Lily's defense and said, "James it didn't mean nothing to her, she really cares about you."

"Yeah it was just part of our strategy, but even if it wasn't I'm sure she would have still done it," Molly said.

"Thanks guys," Lily said, "But I think James and I need to talk. Alone."

After a few more mumbles of apologizes everyone set off back to the castle, leaving Lily and James alone to talk.

"Well I guess a congratulation is in order," James said, "You outsmarted us. I never saw it coming."

"Thanks, I guess."

They walked along in silence. Absentmindedly kicking pebbles along the pathway. When Lily couldn't stand it any longer she stopped, turned and said, "Okay I hate this, being mad at each other. Yes I used our relationship as leverage to help us win the prank war. Come on though it was a game. You said it yourself, you prank to relieve stress and have some fun. It was never meant to cause more stress. I'm sorry if it did. Secondly, well secondly I'm really glad we got to spend the time together that we did. You're a really great guy James and I'm kicking myself now that I didn't see it before."

"Can I ask you one thing?"

"Sure."

"How did you come up with the idea to change the ugly guy's pictures so that they had our heads?"

She laughed and then said, "Well it was if you can believe this Rose's idea."

"You're kidding?"

"Nope. Now my turn to ask a question."

"Shoot."

"Are you mad at me?"

It wasn't the question that he had been expecting but nevertheless he answered it, "No."

"Really?" she beamed.

"No I was only kidding, I hate you for it," seeing her face drop he added, "I honestly don't think I could ever hate you."

"Thanks," she whispered, "That means a lot. For what it's worth I'm finding you harder to dislike every day."

They grasped each others hand's and as one they walked back up to the castle to mediate the fight between the other Marauders and Maraudettes.

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a/n well any thought of a plot line for this chapter went down the tube. Sorry if that's what you like is having a very structured story. If you like that though you've probably found the wrong story and the wrong author. I'm trying to write this more as a light, fun read rather than an intense one. Hope you guys are still with me. Please review. Sorry for the long wait. I couldn't believe it's been almost 3 months since I last updated this story. I've been doing a lot of updating on my other 4 stories under my penname Ski000Girl. You should check them out. Some aren't so good but some I really like (Times May Change is one of my favorite or The Unexpected. Both D/Hr fics if your into that sort of thing). Thanks for Reading. Please review.